Thursday edition - July 26, 2007




Oil Prices Near $77 a Barrel
Forbes, NY - 7-26-07
 Oil prices neared $77 a barrel Thursday amid speculative buying and worries that inventories of crude oil at a key ...

Dems Call for Gonzales Perjury Probe
Forbes, NY - 7-26-07
As a result, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., has threatened to request a perjury investigation of Gonzales. ...

Gonzales 'stands by' apparently contradictory testimony
CNN - 7-26-07
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The Justice Department said Attorney General Alberto Gonzales "stands by" Senate testimony that appears to contradict a memo about a White House meeting with congressional leaders in 2004.


Gonzales must have learned from Bush -- if you tell a lie enough times, someone will believe it.



 “But the doctors found five polyps [in President Bush]. And I was thinking well hell, maybe we should send these guys up and look for bin Laden.” - David Letterman



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

It's Official - Bush's Grandfather Loved Nazis


Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen.


The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression.



President Harding...Harding sucked, but he once said, "I am not fit for this office and never should have been here." So at least he knew he sucked. He never walked offstage like Bush does after one of his embarrassing, language-mangling press conferences--with that smirk on his face like, "Nailed it!" Or maybe that's just the look you get when you have a showdown with the Democrats, and you win. Like he just did with Iraq. You don't get to become the worst president ever without a little help from the other side.- Bill Maher





Disturbing News

Republican Shenanigans



If Mitt Romney wants respect for the Mormon religion, he has to start wearing a funny hat. Orthodox Jews? Crazy, but they wear funny hats, so you can't diss them. Sikhs. I'm not even sure they're a religion, but I know better than to mess with the hat. The Pope. What does that hat even mean? "I'm infallible"? "I'm a sailboat"? - Bill Maher


It's Official - Bush Has Ruined the Military


A presidential panel on military and veterans health care released a report Wednesday concluding that the system was insufficient for the demands of two modern wars and called for improvements, including far-reaching changes in the way the government determines the disability status and benefits of injured soldiers and veterans.



I was up all night on Wikipedia doing an exhaustive study of former presidents. And while other presidents have sucked in their own individual ways, Bush is like a smorgasbord of "suck." He -- he combines the corruption of Warren G. Harding, the war-mongering of James Polk, and the abuse of power of Richard Nixon. - Bill Maher




It's Official - Pat Tillman Is Still A Hero, General Demoted


Army Secretary Peter Geren is expected to recommend that a retired three-star general be demoted for his role in providing misleading information about the death of Army Ranger Pat Tillman, military officials say, in what would be a stinging and rare rebuke.



Biz-Tech News


 “Now here’s something pretty serious. It seems a worker at the Oak Ridge National Lab in Tennessee, home of the atomic bomb, has been accused of stealing classified secrets on the uranium enrichment process to sell to foreign countries. Seems he had a pretty easy time pulling off this crime. Apparently, all the police in town were at Barnes & Noble guarding the new ‘Harry Potter’ books.” - Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News


The NFL (Vick), the NBA (Donaghy), MLB (Bonds), and the Tour de France (Rasmussen) are all embroiled in scandal. Oh yeah, and ALBERTO GONZALES. - Grant Gerver,





Go-F***-Yourself News


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Odd News



This photo provided by the journal Science shows Effluent channel of Twin Butte Vista Spring, an alkaline siliceous hot spring in Yellow Stone National Park. The wonderland known as Yellowstone National Park has yielded a new marvel — an unusual bacterium that converts light to energy. The discovery was made in a hot spring at the park, where colorful mats of microbes drift in the warmth.  Photo/Science, David M.Ward