Thursday edition - July 26, 2007

 

 

 

Oil Prices Near $77 a Barrel
Forbes, NY - 7-26-07
 Oil prices neared $77 a barrel Thursday amid speculative buying and worries that inventories of crude oil at a key ...
 

Dems Call for Gonzales Perjury Probe
Forbes, NY - 7-26-07
As a result, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., has threatened to request a perjury investigation of Gonzales. ...

Gonzales 'stands by' apparently contradictory testimony
CNN - 7-26-07
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The Justice Department said Attorney General Alberto Gonzales "stands by" Senate testimony that appears to contradict a memo about a White House meeting with congressional leaders in 2004.


 

Gonzales must have learned from Bush -- if you tell a lie enough times, someone will believe it.

 


 

 “But the doctors found five polyps [in President Bush]. And I was thinking well hell, maybe we should send these guys up and look for bin Laden.” - David Letterman
 


 

www.anntelnaes.com

 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


It's Official - Bush's Grandfather Loved Nazis

 

Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen.

 

The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression.

 


 

President Harding...Harding sucked, but he once said, "I am not fit for this office and never should have been here." So at least he knew he sucked. He never walked offstage like Bush does after one of his embarrassing, language-mangling press conferences--with that smirk on his face like, "Nailed it!" Or maybe that's just the look you get when you have a showdown with the Democrats, and you win. Like he just did with Iraq. You don't get to become the worst president ever without a little help from the other side.- Bill Maher

 


 

www.stevebradenton.com

 

 


 


 

Disturbing News

 


www.freewayblogger.com


Republican Shenanigans

 


 

If Mitt Romney wants respect for the Mormon religion, he has to start wearing a funny hat. Orthodox Jews? Crazy, but they wear funny hats, so you can't diss them. Sikhs. I'm not even sure they're a religion, but I know better than to mess with the hat. The Pope. What does that hat even mean? "I'm infallible"? "I'm a sailboat"? - Bill Maher

 


It's Official - Bush Has Ruined the Military

 

A presidential panel on military and veterans health care released a report Wednesday concluding that the system was insufficient for the demands of two modern wars and called for improvements, including far-reaching changes in the way the government determines the disability status and benefits of injured soldiers and veterans.
 



 


 

I was up all night on Wikipedia doing an exhaustive study of former presidents. And while other presidents have sucked in their own individual ways, Bush is like a smorgasbord of "suck." He -- he combines the corruption of Warren G. Harding, the war-mongering of James Polk, and the abuse of power of Richard Nixon. - Bill Maher
 


 


 


 

It's Official - Pat Tillman Is Still A Hero, General Demoted

 

Army Secretary Peter Geren is expected to recommend that a retired three-star general be demoted for his role in providing misleading information about the death of Army Ranger Pat Tillman, military officials say, in what would be a stinging and rare rebuke.
 


 

 

Biz-Tech News


 

 “Now here’s something pretty serious. It seems a worker at the Oak Ridge National Lab in Tennessee, home of the atomic bomb, has been accused of stealing classified secrets on the uranium enrichment process to sell to foreign countries. Seems he had a pretty easy time pulling off this crime. Apparently, all the police in town were at Barnes & Noble guarding the new ‘Harry Potter’ books.” - Jay Leno

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

The NFL (Vick), the NBA (Donaghy), MLB (Bonds), and the Tour de France (Rasmussen) are all embroiled in scandal. Oh yeah, and ALBERTO GONZALES. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

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Odd News


 

 

This photo provided by the journal Science shows Effluent channel of Twin Butte Vista Spring, an alkaline siliceous hot spring in Yellow Stone National Park. The wonderland known as Yellowstone National Park has yielded a new marvel — an unusual bacterium that converts light to energy. The discovery was made in a hot spring at the park, where colorful mats of microbes drift in the warmth.  Photo/Science, David M.Ward

 

 

Peace.