Day 13: I have not seen a TV. Withdrawal symptoms increasing. “The Los Alamos National Laboratory, where research is done on all the nuclear weapons, they are reporting they are missing two computer disks with sensitive weapons information on them. Two of the disks are missing. How embarrassing is that? Now we can't even find our own weapons of mass destruction.” Jay Leno
"You
said something I didn't say. Now shove it." –
Teresa Heinz Kerry to Big f***n’ deal, in the realm of telling someone to go F*** themselves. The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
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Days before the Republican convention, Dick Cheney emerged as George W. Bush's choice for a running mate, bringing to the GOP ticket a wealth of foreign policy experience and political stature. "It's easy to fall down a manhole, it's easy to put the candles too close to the drapes, it's easy to launch a military invasion of another country based on a few blurry satellite photos." Lewis Black- The Daily Show
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4,353 - Number of delegates attending the Democratic National Convention. 502 - Delegates from California. 12 - Delegates from Guam. 95 - Age of oldest delegate, Eleanor Slater of Rhode Island. 17 - Age of youngest delegate, Sarah Bender of Ohio. Good News
The 2nd Annual Stupid Awards Stupidest Statement of the Year was Bush's pronouncement that "combat operations have ended in Iraq," where fighting still rages more than a year after the U.S.-led invasion to topple Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.
Stupidest Woman of the Year was U.S. soldier Pvt. Lynndie England, who became notorious after pictures were published of her allegedly abusing Arab prisoners in a Baghdad military prison. She is facing charges.
Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet.
The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz Do not be a girlie man Vote Republican! Odd News
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Rogue waves that rise as high as 10-story buildings and can sink large ships are far more common than previously thought, imagery from European Space Agency satellites has shown. As part of a scientific project initiated by the European Union in December 2000, two ESA satellites monitored the world's oceans to test the frequency of monster waves that were once dismissed as a nautical myth. A rogue wave is seen in this rare 1980 photo taken aboard a supertanker during a storm near Durban, South Africa. (Reuters) Peace.
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