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July 26, 2004
MONDAY EDITION |
Day 13: I have not seen
a TV. Withdrawal symptoms increasing.
“The
Los Alamos National Laboratory, where research is done on all the nuclear
weapons, they are reporting they are missing two computer disks with sensitive
weapons information on them. Two of the disks are missing. How embarrassing is
that? Now we can't even find our own weapons of mass destruction.”
Jay Leno
"You
said something I didn't say. Now shove it." –
Teresa Heinz Kerry to
Colin McNickle, the editorial page editor of the conservative Pittsburgh
Tribune-Review
Big f***n’
deal, in the realm of telling someone to go F*** themselves.
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
I Support Faith Based
Missile Defense Systems
Disturbing News
Pre-convention Clinton
smears
Media Matters for America, DC - 7-26-04
On the eve of former President Bill Clinton's primetime address at the
Democratic National Convention -- and in the aftermath of the release of the
9-11 ...
Republican Shenanigans
THIS
WEEK FOUR YEARS AGO:
Days before the
Republican convention, Dick Cheney emerged as George W. Bush's choice for a
running mate, bringing to the GOP ticket a wealth of foreign policy experience
and political stature.
"It's
easy to fall down a manhole, it's easy to put the candles too close to the
drapes, it's easy to launch a military invasion of another country based on a
few blurry satellite photos." Lewis Black- The Daily Show
www.internetweekly.org
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go F***
Yourself News
Better hair
for a better America
Kerry/Edwards 2004
Kerry/Edwards News
BY
THE NUMBERS:
4,353 - Number of
delegates attending the Democratic National Convention.
502 - Delegates from
California.
12 - Delegates from Guam.
95 - Age of oldest
delegate, Eleanor Slater of Rhode Island.
17 - Age of youngest
delegate, Sarah Bender of Ohio.
Good News
The 2nd Annual
Stupid Awards
Stupidest Statement of the Year was Bush's pronouncement that "combat
operations have ended in Iraq," where fighting still rages more than a year
after the U.S.-led invasion to topple Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.
Stupidest Woman of the Year was U.S. soldier Pvt. Lynndie England, who
became notorious after pictures were published of her allegedly abusing Arab
prisoners in a Baghdad military prison. She is facing charges.
Bush
took the
Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in the history of
the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the
Planet.
The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz
Do not be a girlie man
Vote
Republican!
Odd News
Re-elekt our
president
Rogue waves
that rise as high as 10-story buildings and can sink large ships are far more
common than previously thought, imagery from European Space Agency satellites
has shown. As part of a scientific project initiated by the European Union in
December 2000, two ESA satellites monitored the world's oceans to test the
frequency of monster waves that were once dismissed as a nautical myth. A rogue
wave is seen in this rare 1980 photo taken aboard a supertanker during a storm
near Durban, South Africa. (Reuters)
Peace.
