Wednesday edition - July 25, 2007






Committee approved citations against 2 Bush aides
Baltimore Sun, United States - 7-25-07
WASHINGTON - The House Judiciary Committee voted contempt of Congress citations today against White House...


AG denies pressing Ashcroft for bug bill
Newsday, NY - 7-25-07
WASHINGTON - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales denied yesterday that he and former White House chief of staff Andy Card pressured then-Attorney General

Attorney general says he wants to 'fix the problems'
Philadelphia Daily News, PA - 7-25-07
"Sorry" didn't cut it yesterday for senators furious with the Justice Department, ignoring Attorney General Alberto ...


I think I have dengue fever -- it's either that or I'm hallucinating that the White House is being held accountable.



Okay, we had the YouTube debate. Now it's time for the YouTube impeachment. - Grant Gerver,




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News



An Army major has been arrested on charges that he took $9.6 million in kickbacks and anticipated receiving $5.4 million more for rigging military supply contracts.



Virtually no one believes Bush anymore. Problem is, HE DOES. - Grant Gerver,




Disturbing News



Bush's Latest Executive Order: Feel the Heat Yet?




Jeb In Car Crash - Not THAT Jeb


Jeb Stuart Magruder, an aide to President Nixon who spent seven months in prison for his role in covering up the 1972 Watergate break-in, was hospitalized after a car crash, authorities said.


Republican Shenanigans


Impeachment is much too kind for the "Compassionate Conservative" traitors who've ruined our Country and the World. I favor disembowelment.  - Grant Gerver,




Rock-The-Voter News


The White House issued a statement Monday stating that President Bush's colonoscopy procedure Saturday was successful. Doctors removed five colon polyps. It was a lot less painful than a few years ago when they removed Colin Powell. - Argus Hamilton, comedian



Biz-Tech News



Every Bushie’s Testimony Summed Up In A Single Limerick

By Madeleine Begun Kane

“Don’t recall, don’t remember, can’t say
What I did or I said on that day.
But I happily swear
On the life of ma mère,
I did nothing that’s wrongful. No way!”




Bush-Prison-Torture News



Dicktator Cheney is not an American. He's a Halliburtonian.  - Grant Gerver,



Go-F***-Yourself News




Subject: Your .com does not point to your .net no longer points to

What's up?


I am working on that. Please have patience.  I really did get dengue fever and am not up to par.





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