Wednesday edition - July 25, 2007

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Committee approved citations against 2 Bush aides
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AG denies pressing Ashcroft for bug bill |
Attorney general says he wants to 'fix the problems' |
I think I have dengue fever -- it's either that or I'm hallucinating that the White House is being held accountable.
Okay, we had the YouTube debate. Now it's time for the YouTube impeachment. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Suicide Car Bomber Kills 24 in Iraq ABC News
Non-combat deaths in Iraq drop USA Today
Bush Insists Al Qaeda in Iraq Threatens US
US Military Plan Envisions American Troops in Iraq Until At Least 2009 Voice of America
Kickbacks
An Army major has been arrested on charges that he took $9.6 million in kickbacks and anticipated receiving $5.4 million more for rigging military supply contracts.
Virtually no one believes Bush anymore. Problem is, HE DOES. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Disturbing News
Flood levels in Britain at 60-year high Bangkok Post
Bush's Latest Executive Order: Feel the Heat Yet?

Jeb In Car Crash - Not THAT Jeb
Jeb Stuart Magruder, an aide to President Nixon who spent seven months in prison for his role in covering up the 1972 Watergate break-in, was hospitalized after a car crash, authorities said.
Republican Shenanigans
Specter Suggests Special Prosecutor Guardian Unlimited, UK
Giuliani, in SF, blasts Democrats as "defeatists"
Republicans Vow Revenge In Spitzer-Bruno Spat
Impeachment is much too kind for the "Compassionate Conservative" traitors who've ruined our Country and the World. I favor disembowelment. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Rock-The-Voter News
For Debates, Is YouTube a Better Way? U.S. News & World Report
CNN/YouTube debate a hit
The
White House issued a statement Monday stating that President Bush's colonoscopy
procedure Saturday was successful. Doctors removed five colon polyps. It was a
lot less painful than a few years ago when they removed Colin Powell. -
Argus Hamilton, comedian
Biz-Tech News
High oil prices all summer, Algerian says CNNMoney.com
2 of the world's top oil drilling companies will merge International Herald Tribune
Botulism scare forces wider recall
China joins FBI in piracy operation Financial Times
Lithuania refuses extradition to US for cyber-crime suspect AFP
Every Bushie’s Testimony Summed Up In A Single Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“Don’t recall, don’t remember, can’t say
What I did or I said on that day.
But I happily swear
On the life of ma mère,
I did nothing that’s wrongful. No way!”

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Former Guantanamo inmate blows himself up in Pakistan ABC Online, Australia

Dicktator Cheney is not an American. He's a Halliburtonian. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Go-F***-Yourself News
Subject: Your .com does not point to your .net
www.allhatnocattle.com no longer points to www.allhatnocattle.net
What's up?
I am working on that. Please have patience. I really did get dengue fever and am not up to par.
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Odd News
Lindsay Lohan: An Arresting 2007 Timeline

Radar, a Belgian draft horse and reigning Guinness World Record holder as the 'Tallest Living Horse,' at 19 hands 3.5 inches (6ft 6in), and Thumbelina, a miniature sorrel brown mare and the world's 'Smallest Living Horse,' 17.5 inches, are united for the first time for a photo shoot that will appear in the Guinness World Records 2008 edition, on sale August 7th. PRNewsFoto/Guinness World Records 2008 Edition
Peace.