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Wednesday edition - July 25, 2007
I think I have dengue fever -- it's either that or I'm hallucinating that the White House is being held accountable.
Okay, we had the YouTube debate. Now it's time for the YouTube impeachment. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Kickbacks
An Army major has been arrested on charges that he took $9.6 million in kickbacks and anticipated receiving $5.4 million more for rigging military supply contracts.
Virtually no one believes Bush anymore. Problem is, HE DOES. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Disturbing News
Bush's Latest Executive Order: Feel the Heat Yet?
Jeb In Car Crash - Not THAT Jeb
Jeb Stuart Magruder, an aide to President Nixon who spent seven months in prison for his role in covering up the 1972 Watergate break-in, was hospitalized after a car crash, authorities said.
Republican Shenanigans
Impeachment is much too kind for the "Compassionate Conservative" traitors who've ruined our Country and the World. I favor disembowelment. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Rock-The-Voter News
The
White House issued a statement Monday stating that President Bush's colonoscopy
procedure Saturday was successful. Doctors removed five colon polyps. It was a
lot less painful than a few years ago when they removed Colin Powell. -
Argus Hamilton, comedian
Biz-Tech News
Every Bushie’s Testimony Summed Up In A Single Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Dicktator Cheney is not an American. He's a Halliburtonian. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Go-F***-Yourself News
Subject: Your .com does not point to your .net
www.allhatnocattle.com no longer points to www.allhatnocattle.net What's up?
I am working on that. Please have patience. I really did get dengue fever and am not up to par.
Did you have a good time today?
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Odd News
Radar, a Belgian draft horse and reigning Guinness World Record holder as the 'Tallest Living Horse,' at 19 hands 3.5 inches (6ft 6in), and Thumbelina, a miniature sorrel brown mare and the world's 'Smallest Living Horse,' 17.5 inches, are united for the first time for a photo shoot that will appear in the Guinness World Records 2008 edition, on sale August 7th. PRNewsFoto/Guinness World Records 2008 Edition
Peace.
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