Monday edition - July 23, 2007





Cheney once considered vice presidency "cruddy job"
Washington Post, United States - 7-23-07
Dick Cheney once considered the vice presidency a "cruddy job" but got over his misgivings and went on to be ...


Halliburton profit up, shares hit new high, Canada - 7-23-07
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Halliburton Co. , the world's second-largest oil services company, said on Monday second-quarter profit from continuing operations rose

Sen. Feingold seeks censure of president
The Reporter, WI - 7-23-07
WASHINGTON — Within days, Sen. Russ Feingold plans to offer a proposal to officially condemn President Bush for leading the United States into the Iraq war.


Bush says he's "thinkin' clearer than ever" since doctors removed polyps from his colon.  - Grant Gerver,





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


"Fox News is now reporting that there are people in the CIA who are working against President Bush's policy by using incompetence. So apparently, they are fighting fire with fire." --Jay Leno



Political Madness Bush Impeachment Poll


Wasteful Spending


Millions of dollars' worth of gear, including combat boots, helmets, vests and aircraft parts, is being junked by the Pentagon rather than stored or sold as surplus to suppliers who sometimes sell it back to the military.





"Things not looking good for President Bush. His approval rating has dropped so low the only thing he's above now is the law." --Jay Leno


Miers, Yes - Impeachment, No


Pelosi promises congressional contempt charge for Harriet Miers
Speaker reiterates impeachment is not on her agenda.


Republican Shenanigans



Don't Ask


 Oregonians called Peter DeFazio's office, worried there was a conspiracy buried in the classified portion of a White House plan for operating the government after a terrorist attack.

As a member of the U.S. House on the Homeland Security Committee, DeFazio, D-Ore., is permitted to enter a secure "bubbleroom" in the Capitol and examine classified material. So he asked the White House to see the secret documents.

On Wednesday, DeFazio got his answer: DENIED.


Rock-The-Voter News


By Don Davis





Biz-Tech News



By Don Davis



"The Republicans were saying, 'Pulling out the troops in 120 days would lead to chaos in Iraq.' And I'm thinking, 'Well hell, chaos would be an improvement.'" --David Letterman


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F***-Yourself News



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Odd News






A male long-coated Chihuahua named "Heart-kun" with a heart-shaped pattern on his coat sits at Pucchin Dog's shop in Odate, northern Japan.. The one-and-a-half-month-old Chihuahua was born on May 18, 2007 as one of a litter. The shop owner Emiko Sakurada said that this is the first time a puppy with these marks has been born out of a 1,000 that she has bred. She also said that she has no plans to sell the puppy. Photo/Issei Kato