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Monday edition - July 23, 2007
Bush says he's "thinkin' clearer than ever" since doctors removed polyps from his colon. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"Fox News is now reporting that there are people in the CIA who are working against President Bush's policy by using incompetence. So apparently, they are fighting fire with fire." --Jay Leno
Political Madness Bush Impeachment Poll
Wasteful Spending
Millions of
dollars' worth of gear, including combat boots, helmets, vests and aircraft
parts,
is being junked by the Pentagon rather than stored or sold as surplus to
suppliers who sometimes sell it back to the military.
"Things not looking good for President Bush. His approval rating has dropped so low the only thing he's above now is the law." --Jay Leno
Miers, Yes - Impeachment, No
Pelosi
promises congressional contempt charge for Harriet Miers
Republican Shenanigans
Don't Ask
Oregonians
called Peter DeFazio's office, worried there was a conspiracy buried in the
classified portion of a White House plan for operating the government after a
terrorist attack. Rock-The-Voter News
CITING ‘STEER-OIDS’, NIXON VOWS TO BE A ‘NO-SHOW’ WHEN BUSH SETS RECORD FOR CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATIONS
Biz-Tech News
THE COLIN-OSCOPY THAT REALLY STUCK IT UP OUR REAR
"The Republicans were saying, 'Pulling out the troops in 120 days would lead to chaos in Iraq.' And I'm thinking, 'Well hell, chaos would be an improvement.'" --David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F***-Yourself News
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Odd News
A male long-coated Chihuahua named "Heart-kun" with a heart-shaped pattern on his coat sits at Pucchin Dog's shop in Odate, northern Japan.. The one-and-a-half-month-old Chihuahua was born on May 18, 2007 as one of a litter. The shop owner Emiko Sakurada said that this is the first time a puppy with these marks has been born out of a 1,000 that she has bred. She also said that she has no plans to sell the puppy. Photo/Issei Kato
Peace.
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