"According
to a new poll, 42% of Americans say they would vote for Sarah Palin for
president in 2012. They also said they'd support her decision to step down in
2013." --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Cyber Wars
-- The federal government is
at risk of being
unable to fight off attacks on the nation's computer networks unless it
strengthens its cyber-security work force, according to a report released
Wednesday.
"The
governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is stepping down from office. Will no longer be
the governor of Alaska on Sunday. So right about now, Sarah Palin should be
taking her grizzly bear head off the wall and packing it in bubble wrap."
--David Letterman
Disturbing News Pentagon Propaganda
The Pentagon did not violate
a federal prohibition on propaganda by using retired military officers to tout
the Bush administration's war policies in the media, congressional investigators
said Tuesday.
"Happy birthday to former Senator Larry Craig from Idaho. Sixty-four years old. And if you are wondering where the celebration is, well, it's in the stall with the yellow balloons." --David Letterman
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Gov.
Sanford is still trying to recover from his sex scandal. This is the latest.
This weekend, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford wrote an editorial
apologizing for his behavior. I'm not sure he's sincere, though, because it
starts out, 'Dear Penthouse.'" --Conan O'Brien The Sad Effects of Conservative Constipation
Former Miss
California Carrie Prejean, who got canned from her beauty queen job for not
showing up to her contractual obligations, is writing a book.
Rock-The-Voter News
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Biz-Tech News Bush Going To South Korea
Former US President
George W. Bush will visit South Korea next week
to speak at a forum on the global economic crisis, organizers said
Wednesday.
"Secretary
of State Hillary Clinton announced that the United States will build two nuclear
plants in India. And here's the weird part about those power plants. They're
going to outsource all the jobs to Americans." --Jimmy Fallon Bush-Prison-Torture News
"It was that fateful day in July that we planted the Stars and Stripes in the lunar surface, officially claiming the moon as America's space Puerto Rico. It was all ours. It was the culmination of a dream. ... It took us ten years, astronauts' lives, billions of dollars, and all we did is hit a f***ing golf ball? ... I can't help but think, if only there'd been Moon Indians. By now, we'd probably have hourly shuttles to the moon casinos that we had to give them as an apology for the terrible Earthpox epidemic of 1973." --Jon Stewart
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Subject: Health care costs
Hey Lisa,
I couldn't
say it any better: Not really sure why
the government can mandate car
And yes, my son is good. The excellent healthcare he is receiving in China is a small fraction of what it would have cost here.
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
Uros people
stand near their reed homes as they watch tourists visiting the Uros island on
Lake Titicaca June 24, 2009. The Uros islands are a group of 70 man-made totora
reed islands floating on the lake, the world's highest navigable lake at over
4,000 meters above sea level. Lake Titicaca, on the border of Peru and Bolivia,
is top on the second phase of an online public poll for the globe's "New 7
Wonders of Nature" campaign.
Peace.
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