Gee, do you think our
soldiers received orders to abuse prisoners of war?
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"According to USA
Today, many colleges and universities all around the country are trying to be
more gay friendly. In a related story, Oral Roberts University is now Anal
Roberts University." Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News
http://www.digitalmediatree.com/onelap/
“President Bush said today that he is looking into whether Iran had anything to
do with 9/11, but he's not declaring war yet. He said, first, he wants to know
all the facts. So apparently, he's trying a new strategy.”
Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
www.politicalstrikes.com
Good News
“President
Bush has caused a huge international controversy after saying that Fidel Castro
has made the Cuban sex tourist industry bigger than the one in Southeast Asia.
Well, this has got congressional fact-finding tour written all over it, doesn't
it?” Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
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Go F***
Yourself News
Found Poem: Ice Fishing
Once upon a time there was a Presidential election
that was too close to call.
After ballot recounting and court challenges failed
to resolve the election,
a simple contest was suggested:
a weeklong ice fishing competition.
After a lot of back and forth,
it was decided that the contest would take place
on a remote frozen lake in North Dakota.
There were to be no observers present
at either man's site,
and each man was to be sent out separately
and return daily with his catch
for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day,
John K. returned to the starting line with ten fish.
Soon, George W. returned with no fish.
Well, everyone assumes he is
just having another bad hair day or something
and hopes he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the second day
John K. comes in with 10 fish again
and again George W. comes in with none.
That evening, Dick C.
gets together secretly with George W.
and says, "George, I think John K.
is a lowlife, cheatin' son-of-a-gun.
I want you to go out tomorrow
and don't even bother with fishing.
Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night John K. comes back with 10 fish again,
and, of course, George W. with none.
Dick C. says to George W.,
"Well, what about it, is John K. cheatin'?"
"He
sure is, Dick, he's cutting holes in the ice!"
israeli Ape Walks Upright
Monkey Apes Humans by Walking on Two Legs
AP -
Wed Jul
21, 5:28 PM ET
A young
monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only — aping
humans — after a near death experience, the zoo's veterinarian said Wednesday...
Kerry's
war didn't end in the Mekong
Tarred as a flip-flopper by Bush, he hasn't wavered since Vietnam
Sidney
Blumenthal
Thursday July 22, 2004
The Guardian
John Kerry's political education is far deeper than that of senators who have
merely legislated. He has journeyed to the heart of darkness many times and
emerged to tell the tale. It was not simply that Kerry's commander in Vietnam
was the model of the blood-thirsty bombastic colonel in Apocalypse Now…
Kerry/Edwards News
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News
Chan Lowe Cartoon - Click here
I pledge
allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the oil (and
drug) companies for which it stands, one nation, under the man who speaks to
Jesus, with liberty and justice for all who make over $200,000 a year.
Haaretz2
Click here for the Top 52 Reasons
to Vote Republican in 2004
Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Fascism
Odd News
A painted
bronze sculpture by Italian artist Rabarama sits in downtown Shanghai to promote
the artist's exhibition that will be held at Shanghai Urban Planning Exhibition
Hall.
Peace.
