"President
Obama recently said that the best way to pay for his health care plan is to
raise taxes on people like him. As a result, the government is raising taxes on
all half-Kenyan, half-Kansan presidents who were born in Hawaii." --Conan
O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
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Concealed Weapons
A measure taken up by the
Senate Monday would
give people the right to carry concealed weapons across state lines as long
as they obey the concealed gun laws of the state they are visiting.
Disturbing News Have A Beer, Get Flogged
An Islamic court in
Malaysia has sentenced a
Muslim woman to be flogged with a rattan cane for having a beer in a
nightclub, a court official said Tuesday.
"I know where I'm going to go on my next break. I'm going to the C Street House in Washington, D.C. You know what this is? It's kind of a frat house for Christian congressman, where they live and pray together and counsel each other on how to adhere to the nine commandments." --Bill Maher
Republican-Shenanigans News Another Day Another Ethics Complaint
Another ethics
complaint was filed against Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Monday — less than a week
before her resignation — alleging she failed to submit complete gift disclosure
forms in a timely manner.
"Yesterday, Sonia Sotomayor's questioning finally came to an end. Sotomayor said
that she had received a 'gracious and fair' hearing. Her exact quote was,
'Thanks a lot, you old honkies. I'm outta here. You can kiss my a**.'"
--Conan O'Brien Rock-The-Voter News Obama Says He's Frumpy
Sometimes even one of the most powerful men in the world has to answer to the fashion police..."I hate to shop. Those jeans are comfortable. And for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry. I'm not the guy," Obama added.
Nixon always said that Reagan was a dumb son of a bitch. And, you know, I think that he was...and I really think George W. is dumber. – Oliver Stone
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Over the
last 30-odd years, Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved
into a mental hospital. - Bill Maher
"I got the fried
chicken and potato salad!" – Republican National Committee Chairman Michael
Steele, joking about how he might bring more diversity into the Republican
Party. Bush-Prison-Torture News
'We Do Not Advocate Attempting to Glue the Leader of the Free World to His Chair' - Gorilla Glue Company
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"It looks
like healthcare reform really is gaining momentum and is going to happen. Now of
course Republicans say the plan is too confusing, too convoluted, but you know,
these are the same people who say they can make sense out of a Sarah Palin
speech." --Bill Maher
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
A Navy jet
from the Naval Air Station Oceana in Virginia passes an apartment building
during tactical demonstration flyover as part of the 2009 Chrysler Jeep
Superstores APBA Detroit Gold Cup race, Sunday July 12, 2009 along the Detroit
River in Detroit.
Peace.
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