July 2, 2004 TGIF!
AFP - Fri Jul 2, 2:22 AM ET
Several members of the House of Representatives have requested the United Nations to send observers to monitor the November 2 US presidential election to avoid a contentious vote like in 2000, when the outcome was decided by Florida….
Judge rules for media on Florida voter list
Only 122 days until the election or the s-election.
"Last night, Dick Cheney went up to Yankee Stadium to a ball game. During like the seventh-inning stretch or something, they put him on the jumbotron...and they booed him. Everyone in the stadium boos him. As we know, Dick Cheney has a horrible temper, so he goes crazy and he grabs everybody who booed him and then ran them around naked on a leash." David Letterman
Get out of Iraq or else, 'al-Qaida' warns Ireland Online, Ireland
A scornful Hussein rejects all charges San Francisco Chronicle, CA
Bombings across Iraq kill US soldier and Iraqi official Seattle Post Intelligencer, WA
“After all the scandals involving Halliburton, after the legal wrangling over the behind-closed-doors meetings at which Cheney allowed Enron CEO Ken Lay to shape U.S. policy, after he has been caught again and again peddling half-truths and outright lies regarding Iraq's supposed threat, it is absolutely amazing that Dick Cheney still thinks he has any integrity left to challenge”. Capital Times, WI Editorial
Four soldiers charged in Iraqi man's drowning death
Boston Herald, MA - 7-2-04
By Associated Press. FORT CARSON, Colo. - Four soldiers have been charged in the drowning death of an Iraqi forced to jump off a bridge...
1. Can you say "my country right or wrong"? Yes No
2. Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are? More Less
3. How much do you hate sharing your stuff? A lot Very much
4. Do you whine about taxes every: 15 seconds 30 seconds 2 minutes
5. Check number of guns owned: 10 or more 20 or more Lost count
6. How many people would you enjoy shooting? 5 20 more than 20
7. Who do you hate most? Blacks Communists Gays Liberals
8. Hours a day spent hating above choice? 8 hrs 12 hrs 24 hrs
9. Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother? Yes No
10. Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes) Yes No
11. What upsets you more? Nuclear-warfare Genocide Affirmative Action
12. Check machinery you can operate: Revolver Pickup truck Can opener
13. What organizations are you a member of? VFW KKK NRA
14. What sports do you participate in? Shooting Guns Shooting Deer Shooting Democrats
15. Are these words in the correct order? God Race Country
16. Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot? Yes No
17. How many hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh? 1 hr 2 hrs 3 hrs
18. Does this questionnaire piss you off? Yes No
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Go F*** Yourself News
Cheney Unrelenting on War Policy Los Angeles Times
Cheney, Bush Tout Gains in Terror War Washington Post
Cheney slams Clinton as 'soft' on terrorists Washington Times, DC(Moonie News)
If Al Gore told a Republican to go f**k himself - do you think that the press would have given him a pass or do you think they would have carved it on his tombstone? You would think that the press would have covered Cheney saying Go F**k Yourself as much as Dean’s screech - wouldn't you?
Yep, I think a vice president telling a US Senator to go F*** himself is much more newsworthy than Howard Dean trying to rally his troops.
The "liberal" media indirectly tells us daily to "Go F*** ourselves." Here's a recent example: The AHNC top story today, about US lawmakers wanting the UN to observe our Nov 2 election. As of noon ET today, I cannot find that story in one US online publication. Even Al Jazeera has an article about it.
All Hat No Cattle finds those stories that the "liberal" U.S. media conveniently forgets.
Pentagon 'stalling on Abu Ghraib probe' Financial Times
US may free some Guantanamo detainees in response to court ruling Chicago Sun Times, IL
Lawyers Seek Access To 53 at Guantanamo Washington Post
Army Report Criticizes Training and Practices at Prisons New York Times, NY
Abuses Possible at Secret US Prisons NPR (audio)
Pentagon will activate 10,000 more Army troops Marion Star, OH
Ex-soldiers face callup for war duty The St. Louis Post-Dispatch, MO
Fiore presents: Sort-of-ocracy
"According to interrogators, Saddam Hussein is arrogant, he's defiant, he thinks that people are still in love with him. He thinks that he's still very popular. He thinks that he is still president. No, wait a minute, that's Bush." David Letterman
Republicans Plan 'Catholic Outreach Tour' Beliefnet.com, NY
Republicans shy away from term-limit vow The Jackson Citizen-Patriot, MI
Republican consulant: Guilty KVOA.com, AZ
Nader gains unlikely ally in state's Republican Party Bradenton Herald, FL
Romney criticized for insufficient spending to protect open ... Harvard Hillside, MA
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
'What's your IQ?'
The man replied, '150.'
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.'
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
him, 'What's your IQ?'
The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.'
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before,
the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.'
The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?
Movie industry group picks Glickman Boston.com, MA
Yemen willing to send troops to Iraq Seattle Post Intelligencer, WA
Big part of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' profit goes to charity
MLive.com, MI - 7-2-04
By BRUCE ORWALL. After Walt Disney Co. refused to allow its Miramax Films unit to distribute the controversial Michael Moore documentary ...
Strains between the Saudis and
International Herald Tribune, France - 7-2-04
...According to Woodward, the Saudi ambassador to the United States, Prince Bandar ... the [US] economy" in advance of the November presidential election, helping Bush...
Security risks swell for Microsoft's Explorer USATODAY.com
Who Could Be Reading Your E-Mail? PC World
One thing I have noticed here on the Republican Redneck Riviera is a surprising lack of Bush-Cheney bumper stickers and a lack of flags flying in front yards. I wonder what is going on?
Book on Bush assassination calls him "one dead armadillo"! Webindia123.com, India
An artist's rendering, shows the Freedom Tower which will be built on the site of the former World Trade Center in lower Manhattan.(HO/NYC)
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