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Monday edition - July 18, 2011

 

 

 

Arizona politician on defensive after reporter says she aimed loaded gun at him

A reporter for the Arizona Republic writes in a profile of state senator Lori Klein that the politician pulled a loaded, raspberry-pink handgun from a special zippered case and aimed it straight at his chest during an interview.

 

Dem gov: To win in 2012, GOP wants to hurt economy

The head of the Democratic Governors Association accused GOP debt negotiators in Washington of trying to undermine the economy so President Barack Obama will lose his re-election bid next year

Ex-Murdoch aide Rebekah Brooks arrested in London

London police arrested Rebekah Brooks, Rupert Murdoch's former British CEO, in the phone hacking and police bribery scandal Sunday, and the former News of the World editor said she was "assisting the police with their inquiries


 

If Arizona state senator Lori Klein pointing a loaded gun with a laser beam at a reporter's chest isn't terrorism, I don't know what is.

 


 

The U.S. is now in serious danger of defaulting on our foreign loans. Which explains why today, China showed up and broke the Statue of Liberty’s kneecaps. - Jimmy Fallon

 



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"According to a new poll, U.S. popularity in the Middle East is at an all-time low. How could it be lower than before, when it was 'Death to America?'" –Jay Leno
 


Would Murdoch Ever Resign?

 

News Corp's Australian shares sank to a two-year low on Monday as the UK phone hacking scandal fallout worsened, raising concerns that a $2 billion bid for an Australian pay-tv firm involving News Corp could be derailed by political intervention.
 


 

 


 

A man was busted at JFK airport for smuggling six pounds of cocaine in his sneakers. That’s right, his plan was hiding cocaine in his shoes — you know, those things that you never, ever have to take off at the airport. - Jimmy Fallon

 


Republican Shenanigans


Military Couples Denied Equal Rights

 

But in the eyes of the military the marriage will not be recognized and the couple will still be denied most of the benefits the Defense Department gives to heterosexual couples to ease the costs of medical care, travel, housing and other living expenses.

 


 

 


 

"Ohio Congressman Bill Johnson said his Twitter account was hacked yesterday after an image of a naked man was posted on his page. When the Lord taketh a Weiner he giveth a Johnson." –Jimmy Fallon
 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


It's About Frigging Time.

 

 

A new report by a major human rights organization documents what has long been indisputable, that the Bush administration conceived and carried out a shameful policy of torture and other abuses in the interrogation and detention of suspects in its “war on terror.” The question is, and always was, what beyond hand-wringing should be done about it?

Human Rights Watch, in a 107-page report released last week, recommended that senior members of the previous administration, including President George W. Bush, be investigated for possible criminal violations of U.S. and international laws in the years following the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
 

 


 

Schools in Illinois are dropping writing portions from standardized tests. When asked why, a spokesman said, “We simple does not needs them.” - Jimmy Fallon

 


 


 

 

 


 

Let the Investigations Begin

 

 Democratic Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois tells NBC's "Meet the Press," that Congress should investigate Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. over phone hacking allegations.
 


 

"If Social Security checks don't go out on August 3, it's just old people. You know how they are. They're just gonna blow that money on medicine and hips." –Jon Stewart
 



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On Friday, a woman in Texas gave birth to a baby boy weighing in at 16 pounds, 1 ounce. When they did the sonogram, the doctor was like, “I’m not sure if it’s a boy or a girl, but it’s definitely an American.” - Jimmy Fallon

 


 


 

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This image provided by the California Milk Processor Board shows part of a new "Got Milk?" ad campaign. The California Milk Processor Board is encouraging men to buy more milk for their wives and girlfriends, which the campaign says will help them fend off the symptoms of premenstrual syndrome. However, the statewide campaign launched this week entitled "Everything I Do Is Wrong" was drawing criticism online for ads saying men are the real PMS sufferers as their wives and girlfriends behave strangely every month.  Photo/California Milk Processor

 

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