Wednesday edition - July 18, 2007
Thomas Friedman Hits Iraqi 'Vacation' Plan
US: Government Report
Says Al-Qaeda Planning New US Attacks
With Iraq Amendment
Expected to Falter, Democrats Ponder Next Move
What's the big deal with the Iraqi Parliament wanting to take the month of August off -- Bush always does.
Visualize We The People pulling down a statue of George W. Bush. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Three GIs Killed in Iraq Violence FOX News
US: Top al-Qaida in Iraq figure captured San Jose Mercury News
US to Block Assets of Iraq Destabilizers, US Exempted
The Taliban Grows Stronger
NATO countries are not giving the international force securing Afghanistan enough support and there are worrying signs that the Taliban are growing stronger, a detailed study by Britain's parliament has found.
Leaked from the White House: "Bush and Cheney took out impeachment insurance." - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Harriet Miers Update
Former White House aide Harriet Miers will continue to refuse to appear before a House committee, her lawyer said Tuesday despite Democrats‘ threats to hold her in contempt.
"Have you ever been to a restaurant in New Orleans? One out of three women is for sale." - Tucker Carlson, MSNBC
Administration Fights Cigarette Tax Hike Washington Post
VA Secretary Is Ending a Trying Tenure Washington Post
"The latest sex scandal concerns Florida Republican state Representative Bob Allen, who was arrested ... for offering to perform a sex act on an undercover police officer in exchange for $20. $20? Finally, a politician who's not afraid to put his money where his mouth is." --Jay Leno
"The L.A. Catholic archdiocese has agreed to pay a $660 million settlement in a sexual lawsuit against Catholic priests. ... $660 million? Yet, nobody goes to jail and they just get to write a check. Who do these priests think they are -- Scooter Libby?" --Jay Leno
OPEC oil prices hit record high Xinhua, China
Halliburton sued for sexual assault The Guardian (Australia)
Peter Moore quits as Xbox boss
“Well, on this latest tape, bin Laden says that a happy man is one who dies for
his religion. You ever notice that the one giving this advice is never the one
blowing himself up? ‘Oh, don’t worry about me, Ahmed. I want to you be happy.’”
- Jay Leno
"If W. were a real cowboy, instead of somebody who just plays one on TV, he would have cleaned up Dodge by now." - Maureen Dowd
Democrats set July 31 hearing into Cheney role in salmon die-off San Jose Mercury News
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