Monday edition - July 11, 2007

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Senate Democrats move to cut off Cheney's funding |
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Bush fights growing chorus for exit |
Former Bush Adviser Says No to Senate |
We better cut something off of this administration!
Rove's secret plan: "End war before Jeb becomes President." - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Aide: Didn't Talk To Bush About Firings
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 7-11-07
WASHINGTON (AP) - Former White House political director
Sara M. Taylor told a congressional panel Wednesday that she did
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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Us Military Deaths In Iraq At 3609 Guardian Unlimited, UK
US Deaths In Afghanistan, Region At 345 Guardian Unlimited, UK
Battle at Mosque in Pakistan Continues New York Times
Bin Laden's deputy threatens Britain over Rushdie's knighthood
The Republican Lorena Bobbitt?
[B]ack in 2000, Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News Service that she could not be as forgiving as Hillary Clinton or other political wives if her husband were unfaithful. She said back then, quote, "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me." Ew.
Disturbing News
Police question women who joked about child on Ecstasy Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX

Gift Wrapping Fecal Matter
Gone is the blue-curtained backdrop of the briefing
room where the White House press secretary briefs the press from day to day, and
where the president occasionally holds press conferences...In its place: A
classic proscenium flanked by white columns frames a television-ready blue
backdrop behind the podium of the press secretary -- or president.
Two large vertically stationed flat-screens are available to flank the podium as
well, providing headlines for the day, such as
Daily
Press Briefing.
Republican Shenanigans
Security chief warns of terrorist attack
Bush's Ex-Political Director to Tell Senate She Won't Answer ... ABC News
Hurricane center chief ousted in staff mutiny Baltimore Sun

Rock-The-Voter News
Subject: Literary (loosely defined) contribution
Monetary contribution to follow.
I appreciate your efforts in producing AHNC although,
admittedly, Duhhbya’s been making it so much easier
(at least for lampooning) lately.
It’s a shame all his downhill inertia couldn’t be
harnessed into usable energy.
Oh My Darlin' Clemency
(sung to the tune of Oh My Darlin' Clemetine)
Oh mah darlin’, Oh mah darlin’, Oh mah daaaarlin’,
Clemency, Ah have perjured and you sprung me, Oh mah
darlin’, Clemency.
There’s no wonder why you’d see me with a sly,
$hit-eatin’ grin.
Cause I knew the last minute that I’d call a favor in.
I may tap you for a pardon and I’ll Scooter away
unscathed,
But this deal and your administration, something still
smells quite unbathed.
In the White House, in the Congress, in the Halls of
Justice there I’d lie.
I’d never get commuted were I in Texas with a sentence
to die.
Pudgeboy - AHNC viewer
Thank you so much! Big hug!
Biz-Tech News
Oil prices fall ahead of US petroleum supplies report International Herald Tribune, France
Google Earth spots Chinese ballistic sub Personal Computer World, UK
Nielsen Alters Web Ratings, Favoring AOL Over Google

Go-F***-Yourself News
Miscik's secret CIA memo CNNMoney.com
Subject: Yesterday's Closing Photo - Wrecking Ball
Just try to get a wrecking ball this size in to the trunk of an accord. Kudos to American car companies.
Jon
Haha
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Odd News

People are flushing with pride in a southwestern Chinese city where a recently opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 3,000 square meters . Officials in Chongqing are preparing to submit an application to Guinness World Records to have the public restroom listed as the world's largest, state-run China Central Television reported Friday. Photo/China Central Television
Peace.