Monday edition - July 11, 2007
Senate Democrats move to cut off Cheney's funding
Bush fights growing chorus for exit
Former Bush Adviser Says No to Senate
We better cut something off of this administration!
Rove's secret plan: "End war before Jeb becomes President." - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Aide: Didn't Talk To Bush About Firings
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 7-11-07
WASHINGTON (AP) - Former White House political director Sara M. Taylor told a congressional panel Wednesday that she did ...
Us Military Deaths In Iraq At 3609 Guardian Unlimited, UK
US Deaths In Afghanistan, Region At 345 Guardian Unlimited, UK
Battle at Mosque in Pakistan Continues New York Times
The Republican Lorena Bobbitt?
[B]ack in 2000, Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News Service that she could not be as forgiving as Hillary Clinton or other political wives if her husband were unfaithful. She said back then, quote, "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me." Ew.
Police question women who joked about child on Ecstasy Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX
Gift Wrapping Fecal Matter
Gone is the blue-curtained backdrop of the briefing
room where the White House press secretary briefs the press from day to day, and
where the president occasionally holds press conferences...In its place: A
classic proscenium flanked by white columns frames a television-ready blue
backdrop behind the podium of the press secretary -- or president.
Two large vertically stationed flat-screens are available to flank the podium as well, providing headlines for the day, such as Daily Press Briefing.
Security chief warns of terrorist attack
Hurricane center chief ousted in staff mutiny Baltimore Sun
Subject: Literary (loosely defined) contribution
Monetary contribution to follow.
I appreciate your efforts in producing AHNC although,
admittedly, Duhhbya’s been making it so much easier
(at least for lampooning) lately.
It’s a shame all his downhill inertia couldn’t be
harnessed into usable energy.
Oh My Darlin' Clemency
(sung to the tune of Oh My Darlin' Clemetine)
Oh mah darlin’, Oh mah darlin’, Oh mah daaaarlin’,
Clemency, Ah have perjured and you sprung me, Oh mah
There’s no wonder why you’d see me with a sly,
Cause I knew the last minute that I’d call a favor in.
I may tap you for a pardon and I’ll Scooter away
But this deal and your administration, something still
smells quite unbathed.
In the White House, in the Congress, in the Halls of
Justice there I’d lie.
I’d never get commuted were I in Texas with a sentence
Pudgeboy - AHNC viewer
Thank you so much! Big hug!
Oil prices fall ahead of US petroleum supplies report International Herald Tribune, France
Google Earth spots Chinese ballistic sub Personal Computer World, UK
Nielsen Alters Web Ratings, Favoring AOL Over Google
Miscik's secret CIA memo CNNMoney.com
Subject: Yesterday's Closing Photo - Wrecking Ball
Just try to get a wrecking ball this size in to the trunk of an accord. Kudos to American car companies.
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