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July , 2004 Thursday

Churchgoers Get Direction From Bush Campaign

By Alan Cooperman
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, July 1, 2004

The Bush-Cheney reelection campaign has sent a detailed plan of action to religious volunteers across the country asking them to turn over church directories to the campaign, distribute issue guides in their churches and persuade their pastors to hold voter registration drives...

Bush courts Protestants
Grand Forks Herald, ND - 7-1-04
... The Bush-Cheney campaign sent an e-mail earlier this month to a Pennsylvania pastor ... I think churches are more involved in politics than in any time in ...

Republicans Name 62 Who Raised Big Money
Washington Post July 1, 2004

The Republican National Committee yesterday disclosed the names of 62 "Super Rangers" -- the new elite of fundraisers ...

You might be a right wing Republican if you use Jesus and guns in the same sentence.

"This was nice: President Bush wished the Iraqis God's grace on their road to democracy. And then Vice President Cheney told them to go F-themselves." —Craig Kilborn

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News

Saddam Hearing Finishes; He Brands It 'Theater' Reuters
Saddam Faces Justice in One of His Pleasure Palaces Reuters
Explosion Rocks Area Near Hospital in Iraq AP
US Attacks Zarqawi Safehouse in Falluja Reuters
Bounty for Zarqawi's capture increased Al-Jazeera, Qatar
Army Will Recall More Than 5,000 Veterans From 48 States Washington Post
Afghan bomb attacks death toll rises Reuters, UK
Australian reporter said safe in Afghanistan Reuters AlertNet, UK
Marine's family denies he deserted Iraq post prior to abduction Boston Globe, MA
Iraq brings on forefront of US election Seattle Post Intelligencer, WA
War in Iraq Increased Terrorism Threat, Voters Say in NBC Poll Bloomberg
Bush credibility on Iraq slips: poll Melbourne Herald Sun, Australia
Rights group urges US Congress to block Pentagon cluster bomb order HRW
Flight Attendant Indicted In Saddam Bomb Threat Bakersfield Channel.com, CA
1 in 6 Iraq Veterans Is Found to Suffer Stress-Related Disorder
US probe finds Iraqi security forces plagued by mass desertions

"One guy who's excited about the handover is President George Bush. He's thrilled about turning over power back to Iraq. You know why? Because he's thinking about invading them again." —David Letterman

Paula Jones challenges Clinton to debate
CNN International - 6-30-04
... Jones, the former Arkansas state employee whose sexual harassment suit against President Clinton helped trigger his impeachment, is challenging him to debate ...

Go F*** Yourself News

Dick Cheney Booed When Shown On Screen At Yankees Game
Our Feel-Good Veep Washington Post
"Go F*** Yourself, Dick Cheney." Now, We Feel Better! BuzzFlash
Sidney Blumenthal: When Cheney's mask slips, it reveals Bush

You might be a right wing Republican if you were the only one who cheered for Dick Cheney at Yankee Stadium.--Lance Boyle

Republicans are feeling the heat from 'Farenheit 9/11'

By Gerald Plessner - The Pasadena Star

...the film's facts are straight and its general premise is true that George W. Bush and his key advisers wanted to attack Iraq well before 9/11 and they used those atrocities as an excuse.

Further, by doing so they weakened our attacks on al-Qaida, our sacrifices to pacify Afghanistan and our effort to get support from other nations...

"Republicans are terrified of the Clintons. The way to gauge the level of their fear is to listen to the stuff GOP spin doctors pull out to explain and debunk Clinton's popularity. One GOP shill claimed that Clinton's stumping for Kerry would hurt Kerry. This is because Clinton "is not on the ballot, and that is a problem." But these are the same folks who said the Reagan Roadshow would boost Bush. And yet, I look up and Bush's approval ratings, after a tiny blip, continue to plummet and Cheney is debasing the Senate floor with gangsta-rap profanity." Alan Bisbort

"I'm the working man's Donald Trump." -- The REV. AL SHARPTON telling the New York Post about his upcoming reality TV show, "I Hate My Job," on which he will help contestants find better jobs.

Bush-Prison-Torture-News

Archbishops attack Blair over Iraq abuse Reuters, UK
Detainees may be moved to US Seattle Times, WA
SANCHEZ : ABU GHRAIB ‘ CLEARLY A DEFEAT ’ MSNBC
Some Iraqi guards as bad as prisoners, MPs say USA Today
Abu Ghraib, Stonewalled New York Times
`Guantanamo' a sellout in London, on its way to New York San Luis Obispo Tribune, CA

Political Strikes plays Simon Says

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Disturbing News

Terror Suspect Got Hazardous Material OK AP
Pentagon Alerted to Trouble in Ranks Los Angeles Times
Powell tells Sudan to aid afflicted region USATODAY.com
Israel launches raid on Jericho BBC News, UK –
Raiding Israeli Forces Kill Gaza Boy, Witnesses Say Reuters
AARP: Drug Prices Jumped in Early 2004 AP
Study: Sex Abuse Prevalent in Schools AP
American Activist Detained in Tel Aviv AP

“Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hookers and strippers are flying in from all over the world for the Republican convention. Well, you know, Bush said he was going to create jobs.” David Letterman

Dear Lisa,

I'm thrilled I found your web site this morning! I was doing a Google search on Joe Scarborough and stumbled onto your wit and wisdom. Thank you for the great job you're doing.

The reason I was searching for info on Scarborough is because I am sick and tired of the lies he spews on his MSNBC show. I want to write him AGAIN with something that will really piss him off. I've written several times to dispute statements he's made but never receive a response. Can you give me some reason why he resigned from his seat in the House of Representatives? Anything you can tell me about him that will get his attention will be greatly appreciated.

By the way: not all Texans are blind to the crimes and misdemeanors committed by "Dubya" . It amazes me that so many from this state worship his every deed and believe and defend every lie from his administration. The only explanations I have are (1) all the Republicans that have moved into our state over the past 25 years, and (2) it's true what Michael Moore says that Americans are basically stupid (I'm not sure if the majority are stupid or just politically lazy. Perhaps I should hope for the latter.) I hope that many people realize that GWB is NOT a "Real Texan." He's from a Northeastern, elite family and I hope he returns to Kennebunkport when he loses in November, rather than to Texas.

Thank you for allowing me to vent to you. Good luck in your mission and I will continue to monitor your web site.

Sincerely, Dana

Thanks for writing, Dana.

The gossip from the Florida Panhandle was that beady eyed Joe Scarborough resigned from Congress because he was about to divorce his wife and marry his "mistress". Which is exactly what he did. I think he was hoping for an appointment from Dubya. Soon after Scarborough resigned, one of his aides turned up dead in his Florida office. MSNBC gave him a talk show instead of investigating him.

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Hocus Pocus Locus: Blue Man Stoops
Mark H. Wilson

LITTLE DICKIE C DISGUST!
USED A WORD WE CANNOT DISCUSS!
DID MORE THAN CUSS!
BETRAYED PUBLIC TRUST!
PUBLIC MORALITY BUST!
PROFANITY LOCUST!
SENATE DECORUM DEATH THRUST?
LEAHY WILL NOT NOW DICKIE C BUSS!
AMERICAN EARS STILL TRYING TO ADJUST!
WHAT A FUSS!
CERTAINLY NOT A PLUS!
DICKIE C'S TONGUE SHOULD RUST?
MOUTH FULL OF VERBAL PUS?
C-SPAN REALITY REPLAYS AIRWAVES LUST?
GRANDMOTHER EXPLODED HER TRUSS?
WILTED EVERY WASHINGTON CROCUS?
OTTO ALMOST WRECKED SPRINGFIELD SCHOOLBUS?
HEARD ALL THE WAY TO CONSTELLATION GRUS?
TURNING IN HIS GRAVE IS CHURCH LEADER JOHN HUSS?
PUNISHED HOWARD AND JANET IN A STATE OF NONPLUS?
NO SURPRISE - DICKIE C IS ALWAYS TRYING TO FOCUS?

Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and give people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about Dodgeball

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Republican Shenanigans

US chamber president supports offshoring jobs San Mateo County Times, CA
Canadian environmental group tackles Americans over mercury pollution Canadian Press
Interception of E-Mail Raises Questions AP
Report: Janklow Avoided Tickets 16 Times AP
The Administration vs. the Administration washingtonpost.com
Budget stuck in limbo as policy splits Republicans Seattle Times, WA
Source: Hillary Clinton to be VP Choice for Kerry GOPUSA, TX
New Connecticut Governor to Take Office Guardian, UK
GOP shrugs off Illinois sex scandal San Francisco Examiner, CA
Ex-Candidate Jack Ryan to Offer Refunds AP
Porn site axes references to first ladies Penn Live, PA

“Over the weekend, my lady friend started talking dirty to me in bed. And I said, where did you learn to talk filthy? And she said, Vice President Cheney.” Craig Kilborn

Shouldn't that read, Deficit Attention Disorder"? After all, as of this moment it is:

$7,206,415,508,877.73

According to the Treasury Department.

Here's the site:

http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opdpenny.htm

For comparison, on 09/28/2001 It was:

$5,807,463,412,200.06

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Biz/Tech News

Fed raises key interest rate Chicago Sun Times, IL
New case hurts cattle prices Newsday, NY
Sears to Buy Up to 54 KMart Stores Reuters
Loophole You Can Sail a Yacht Through Los Angeles Times
Web Amplifies Message of Primitive Executions Los Angeles Times
Sony Debuts 20 Gigabyte Walkman to Silence IPod Reuters

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Good News

Hundreds of Thousands March in Hong Kong for Democracy Reuters
Spacecraft Cassini Enters Saturn's Orbit AP

John Kerry News

Kerry blasts Bush for military call-ups Boston Globe, MA
Kerry Rules Out Opening Records of 1988 Divorce Reuters
Kerry: No Licenses for Illegal Immigrants AP

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Odd News

Jazeera Maverick Revels in Riling Arabs with Show Reuters
UK Firm Wins Wacky Scent Market with T-Rex Breath Reuters
Former Chicago Bears QB McMahon gets probation CourtTV
Porn Site Axes References to First Ladies AP
Ex-Candidate Sharpton to Give Job Advice on TV Reuters
Woman Claims She Found Toad in Salad AP
Podiatrist Accused of Billing Amputees AP
Hospital sued over photo of man's genitals Reuters
Bovines Help Catch Tenn. Murder Suspect AP

Subject: Picture & caption

Hi Lisa,

You're probably on this already but,

"Damn Paul, git some shoes! You ain't in Irak any more."

"You kidding? The sh*t's deeper here than it is in Baghdad."

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/06/images/20040630_hp8c0867-1-515h.html

Bob H

Hahaha ... The Chickenhawk uniform!

Two Pictures Today!

An artists' rendition shows the Cassini spacecraft approaching the planet Saturn and its rings. Cassini spacecraft slipped through Saturn's rings and into orbit on Wednesday as it settled in to make the most detailed study ever of the sixth planet from the sun. (NASA/JPL/Space Science Institute/Handout)

This image released July 1, 2004, is a narrow angle camera image of Saturn's rings taken by the Cassini spacecraft after the successful completion of the orbit insertion burn and was cruising over the rings. (NASA/JPL/Space Science Institute)

Peace.

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