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July , 2004 Thursday

Churchgoers Get Direction From Bush Campaign

By Alan Cooperman
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, July 1, 2004

The Bush-Cheney reelection campaign has sent a detailed plan of action to religious volunteers across the country asking them to turn over church directories to the campaign, distribute issue guides in their churches and persuade their pastors to hold voter registration drives...

 

Bush courts Protestants
Grand Forks Herald, ND - 7-1-04
... The Bush-Cheney campaign sent an e-mail earlier this month to a Pennsylvania pastor ... I think churches are more involved in politics than in any time in ...

Republicans Name 62 Who Raised Big Money
Washington Post  July 1, 2004

The Republican National Committee yesterday disclosed the names of 62 "Super Rangers" -- the new elite of fundraisers ...


You might be a right wing Republican if you use Jesus and guns in the same sentence.


"This was nice: President Bush wished the Iraqis God's grace on their road to democracy. And then Vice President Cheney told them to go F-themselves." —Craig Kilborn



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"One guy who's excited about the handover is President George Bush. He's thrilled about turning over power back to Iraq. You know why? Because he's thinking about invading them again." —David Letterman


Paula Jones challenges Clinton to debate
CNN International - 6-30-04
... Jones, the former Arkansas state employee whose sexual harassment suit against President Clinton helped trigger his impeachment, is challenging him to debate ...


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You might be a right wing Republican if you were the only one who cheered for Dick Cheney at Yankee Stadium.--Lance Boyle
 


Republicans are feeling the heat from 'Farenheit 9/11'

By Gerald Plessner - The Pasadena Star

...the film's facts are straight and its general premise is true that George W. Bush and his key advisers wanted to attack Iraq well before 9/11 and they used those atrocities as an excuse.

Further, by doing so they weakened our attacks on al-Qaida, our sacrifices to pacify Afghanistan and our effort to get support from other nations...



"Republicans are terrified of the Clintons. The way to gauge the level of their fear is to listen to the stuff GOP spin doctors pull out to explain and debunk Clinton's popularity. One GOP shill claimed that Clinton's stumping for Kerry would hurt Kerry. This is because Clinton "is not on the ballot, and that is a problem." But these are the same folks who said the Reagan Roadshow would boost Bush. And yet, I look up and Bush's approval ratings, after a tiny blip, continue to plummet and Cheney is debasing the Senate floor with gangsta-rap profanity."


"I'm the working man's Donald Trump." -- The REV. AL SHARPTON telling the New York Post about his upcoming reality TV show, "I Hate My Job," on which he will help contestants find better jobs.


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Disturbing News


“Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hookers and strippers are flying in from all over the world for the Republican convention. Well, you know, Bush said he was going to create jobs.” David Letterman


Email

Dear Lisa,

I'm thrilled I found your web site this morning! I was doing a Google search on Joe Scarborough and stumbled onto your wit and wisdom. Thank you for the great job you're doing.

The reason I was searching for info on Scarborough is because I am sick and tired of the lies he spews on his MSNBC show. I want to write him AGAIN with something that will really piss him off. I've written several times to dispute statements he's made but never receive a response. Can you give me some reason why he resigned from his seat in the House of Representatives? Anything you can tell me about him that will get his attention will be greatly appreciated.

By the way: not all Texans are blind to the crimes and misdemeanors committed by "Dubya" . It amazes me that so many from this state worship his every deed and believe and defend every lie from his administration. The only explanations I have are (1) all the Republicans that have moved into our state over the past 25 years, and (2) it's true what Michael Moore says that Americans are basically stupid (I'm not sure if the majority are stupid or just politically lazy. Perhaps I should hope for the latter.) I hope that many people realize that GWB is NOT a "Real Texan." He's from a Northeastern, elite family and I hope he returns to Kennebunkport when he loses in November, rather than to Texas.

Thank you for allowing me to vent to you. Good luck in your mission and I will continue to monitor your web site.

Sincerely, Dana
 

Thanks for writing, Dana.

The gossip from the Florida Panhandle was that beady eyed Joe Scarborough resigned from Congress because he was about to divorce his wife and marry his "mistress".  Which is exactly what he did.  I think he was hoping for an appointment from Dubya.  Soon after Scarborough resigned, one of his aides turned up dead in his Florida office.  MSNBC gave him a talk show instead of investigating him.


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Hocus Pocus Locus: Blue Man Stoops
Mark H. Wilson


LITTLE DICKIE C DISGUST!
USED A WORD WE CANNOT DISCUSS!
DID MORE THAN CUSS!
BETRAYED PUBLIC TRUST!
PUBLIC MORALITY BUST!
PROFANITY LOCUST!
SENATE DECORUM DEATH THRUST?
LEAHY WILL NOT NOW DICKIE C BUSS!
AMERICAN EARS STILL TRYING TO ADJUST!
WHAT A FUSS!
CERTAINLY NOT A PLUS!
DICKIE C'S TONGUE SHOULD RUST?
MOUTH FULL OF VERBAL PUS?
C-SPAN REALITY REPLAYS AIRWAVES LUST?
GRANDMOTHER EXPLODED HER TRUSS?
WILTED EVERY WASHINGTON CROCUS?
OTTO ALMOST WRECKED SPRINGFIELD SCHOOLBUS?
HEARD ALL THE WAY TO CONSTELLATION GRUS?
TURNING IN HIS GRAVE IS CHURCH LEADER JOHN HUSS?
PUNISHED HOWARD AND JANET IN A STATE OF NONPLUS?
NO SURPRISE - DICKIE C IS ALWAYS TRYING TO FOCUS?

 


Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"


10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and give people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about Dodgeball

 


www.internetweekly.org


Republican Shenanigans


“Over the weekend, my lady friend started talking dirty to me in bed. And I said, where did you learn to talk filthy? And she said, Vice President Cheney.” Craig Kilborn


Shouldn't that read, Deficit Attention Disorder"? After all, as of this moment it is:

$7,206,415,508,877.73

According to the Treasury Department.

Here's the site:

http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opdpenny.htm

For comparison, on 09/28/2001 It was:

       $5,807,463,412,200.06

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Subject: Picture & caption

Hi Lisa,
 
You're probably on this already but,
 
"Damn Paul, git some shoes! You ain't in Irak any more."
 
"You kidding? The sh*t's deeper here than it is in Baghdad."
 
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/06/images/20040630_hp8c0867-1-515h.html


Bob H

Hahaha ... The Chickenhawk uniform!


Two Pictures Today!

An artists' rendition shows the Cassini spacecraft approaching the planet Saturn and its rings. Cassini spacecraft slipped through Saturn's rings and into orbit on Wednesday as it settled in to make the most detailed study ever of the sixth planet from the sun. (NASA/JPL/Space Science Institute/Handout)

This image released July 1, 2004, is a narrow angle camera image of Saturn's rings taken by the Cassini spacecraft after the successful completion of the orbit insertion burn and was cruising over the rings. (NASA/JPL/Space Science Institute)

Peace.

 

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