Bad news for Al Gore. Tipper’s divorce attorney called Google to find out how much half of the Internet is worth. - Laugh Lines

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Turkish Kurdish rebels declare end to unilateral ceasefire

• Kuwait foreign assets soar to $277 bln: report

• US hopes for Iran sanctions vote at UN next week

• Myanmar nuclear arms drive under way: media

• South Korean general questioned in spy case

• U.S. indicts Texan for trying to aid Yemen al Qaeda

The Republicans complaining that the Democrats have also impeded bipartisanship is like a wolf pointing out that bunnies have teeth too. - Will Durst
 

 Of Course Republicans Aren't Racist

A top adviser to GOP star Sarah Palin was once dispatched by ex-President Richard Nixon to sweep Jews out of government service, newly released tapes show.

Nixon aide Fred Malek's role as what Democrats call a "Jew counter" for the disgraced President
 

Disturbing News

• Arctic Sea Ice at Lowest Point in Thousands of Years

• Scientists seek former students in toxic MT town

• Trash piles up in nation's biggest co-op complex

Is BP's CEO Crazy?

Federal regulators suspect a cleaning fluid may have sicken seven workers last week who were employed to stem the spread of oil in the Gulf, according to health and labor officials.

If true, the cause of the illness contradicts claims by BP's CEO, Tony Hayward , who claimed the illness may be unrelated to the spill and instead could be the symptoms of food poisoning.
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Boehner wants McCartney to apologize

• GOP senator asks Pentagon for Kagan files

• Comedy Central chided for proposed Jesus cartoon

• Rick Lazio upstaged by Jeb Bush,Carl Paladino

• RUSH tells US Republican Senate candidate to 'stop using our music'

The George W. book “Deciderisions” is now in correctorations. The book starts when he’s really drunk and ends when he’d really like to be.- Laugh Lines

Of Course Republicans Aren't Racist

COLUMBIA, S.C. – A South Carolina lawmaker on Thursday called a Republican gubernatorial candidate of Indian descent a "raghead," saying we have one in the White House, we don't need one in the governor's mansion.

Republican state Sen. Jake Knotts later apologized for the slur, saying the remarks about

 

Rock-The-Voter News

• Officers subdue 2 men near Obama's motorcade

• 'Furious' Obama heading to Gulf for spill update

• Hugs, handshakes at Blagojevich corruption trial

• In DC, even the Spelling Bee draws protesters

Bill Clinton Has Baby Named After Him

Bill Clinton's redemption is complete. Nearly a year after the former president negotiated the release of two Current TV reporters in North Korea, one of them, Laura Ling, has honored Clinton by naming her new baby after him.

I don't know what's scarier: Rand Paul's views or his hair. Come on man; not even Lyle Lovett wears it like that any more.- Will Durst

 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil prices tumble on US payrolls report

• Melancon tells BP head to go back to Britain

• Disappointing jobs report sends stocks tumbling

• Euro hits 4-year low below $1.20

• Wal-Mart to boost jobs 23 percent

• Paradise lost: Gulf oil slick reaches Pensacola beaches

• McDonald's pulls cadmium-tainted 'Shrek' glasses

• United Airlines plans fuel-saving flight to Europe

• China uses drones to spot opium fields

The weirdest thing about the BP spill is hearing all the Republican cries for government intervention. Hey Alice, how do we get out of this rabbit hole?- Will Durst

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• 'I'd do it again' former President Bush tells Grand Rapids crowd about ...

Rush Update

 Rush Limbaugh: An Army of One, the book published Tuesday is already making the news as excerpts show author Zev Chafets’ interviews with the “An Army of One” purporting to reveal his true thoughts about Larry King – and even conservative peers like Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck.

“Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are protégés,” writes Chafets, “and [Limbaugh] has defended Glenn Beck,” but Limbaugh “doesn’t really consider them, or anyone else, in his league.”
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• The End of Dick Cheney's Kill Squads

• New Mary Cheney group appears to circumvent Nevada judge's ruling

Of Course Republican Idaho Kids Aren't Racist

...Whoolery and his wife couldn't believe it when their second and third graders got off the bus last week and told them what other students were saying.
"They were chanting on the bus, 'Assassinate Obama. Assassinate Obama.'

The Brooklyn Bridge is about to undergo a $500 million renovation. Well, that should make it easier to sell.- Laugh Lines

Medical Update

Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312

or

Lisa Casey
Apartado Postal 79
Santa Cruz, Guanacaste 5150
Costa Rica
 

 Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net

Odd News

• Funeral home steps in to stop the "grim eater"

• Britons 'are Europe's worst-dressed tourists'

• Ladies and gentleman, Elvis is on the Minn. ballot

• Pa. man allegedly stole 300 porn DVDs

• Drunk Aussie sleeps on politician's drive

• Police: Man accidentally shoots self in testicles

To Help You Deflate Photo

Simone Arrigoni of Italy attempts to set an apnea diving record, while being pushed by two dolphins, in Torvaianica near Rome May 27, 2010. Arrigoni completed 12 loops in 1 minute and 42 seconds to set the record.
Photo/Tony Gentile

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