"It's been
reported that Governor Sanford's mistress was a reporter for an Argentinean news
channel. Did you know that? That's true. Yeah, this makes Sanford just the
latest Republican to claim he got screwed by the media." --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam He's Back
Extramarital affairs have sidelined two potential Republican presidential hopefuls in recent weeks, but former Vice President Dick Cheney said the 2012 GOP bench remains strong.
"Here's the latest in Iran: Opposition groups have announced that, from now on, they're going to hold their protest rallies online. All their protests will be online, yeah. Protestors say they're going to overthrow the Iranian regime, then they're going after that YouTube cat that plays the piano." --Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News Mistress of Governor Leaves It In The Hands of God
Maria Belen Chapur , South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's Argentine girlfriend, is feeling down and hoping that the harsh glare of the public spotlight will pass quickly...."She was very hurt and contemplative and worried about the effect of all of this on her friends and family," ..."It is not for me to judge anyone," she said. "I leave it all in the hands of God."
"Earlier today, Sanford apologized to his Cabinet for having the affair with an Argentinean woman. And in response, his cabinet member said, 'An apology is not good enough. We want photos. That sounds hot.'" --Conan O'Brien
Republican-Shenanigans News
Subject: Comment
Lisa – As a loyal viewer
for over 2 years, I plan to throw some money your way after payday this week. I
think you do a great job entertaining people with this site. Whenever I get a
little down because of the rough and tough battle in politics these days, I can
always depend on your latest zany page to bring things back in proper
progressive perspective (try saying that three times fast). Keep it goin’.
Thank you, Len. You explained exactly why I do this website.
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Rock-The-Voter News
Limbaugh refers to Obama's "soul shake" -- that "black handshake ... that he had with Chavez"
Volunteers Needed
The Obama administration is developing plans to seek up to 1,500 National Guard volunteers to step up the military's counter-drug efforts along the Mexican border, senior administration officials said Monday.
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Biz-Tech News
"Celebrity
birthday, Ross Perot, do you remember Ross Perot, ran for president a couple of
times? 79 years old today, and still vital, vibrant and going strong. As a
matter of fact, he received 9% of the vote in Iran." --David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Pope Benedict announced that bone fragments from the first or second century have been found in a tomb in the Basilica of St Paul in Rome, which he says belonged to the apostle. Proof came from a IOU found with the bones from someone who had robbed St. Peter to pay St. Paul. - Laugh Lines
In this photo
released by the U.S. military and taken on April 26, 2009, Iraqi special
operations forces conduct a hostage rescue exercise in Baghdad, Iraq. The
commander of Iraq's Counter-Terrorism Bureau feels that his elite
American-trained special operations units can replace U.S. troops after they
withdraw next week major urban areas and said he was confident his country will
not again slip into sectarian warfare. The troops, distinctive because of the
high-tech U.S.-made equipment they carry, have made a reputation for themselves
as the most highly trained and effective troops in the Iraqi arsenal, often
pairing up with American special operations forces to go after Iraq's most
wanted on all sides of the sectarian divide — both al-Qaida extremists and
Shiite militants.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"What's
especially sad is that most people of a certain generation only know Michael
Jackson as a crazy guy who had a lot of plastic surgery -- whereas the truth is,
he was not only an unbelievably talented, groundbreaking performer, he also
helped break down the racial prejudice in this country. He was an extremely
powerful symbol -- a black performer who whites could relate to and then later
in life, a white performer who blacks could relate to." --Jimmy Kimmel
Subject: Your thank-you s
hi, Lisa,
Thanks for writing, Kathy.
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
Elephants
painted as pandas are led on a walkabout in Ayutthaya province, 80 km (50 miles)
north of Bangkok, June 26, 2009. Five elephants were led on a walkabout to send
a message to the Thai public not to ignore its elephants, the symbolic animal of
Thailand. A female panda and its newborn baby in Chiang Mai zoo have captured
the attention of the public.
Peace.
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