|
TGIF/Weekend edition - June 29 - July 1, 2007
“Hot in New York City today. … It’s so hot Al Gore titled his next book, ‘I Told You So.’” - David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLARS: ‘CONGRESS NO LONGER IN THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH’
Disturbing News
Alabama Justice
Former Gov. Don Siegelman, once a rising political star, and Richard Scrushy, once the head of a Fortune 500 company, were taken from a Montgomery courtroom late Thursday and put in shackles to begin lengthy prison terms for their convictions on bribery, conspiracy and mail fraud.
"If I'm gonna say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot." - Ann Coulter
Republican Shenanigans
The Man Who Partied With Bush the Day Katrina Hit
Senator
John McCain dismissed the notion yesterday that he would drop out of the race
for the Republican presidential nomination because he's lagging in fund-raising
and trailing in most polls.
Rock-The-Voter News
"Elizabeth Edwards called Ann Coulter on Chris Matthews' 'Hardball' yesterday to complain about the attacks on her husband. See, it's a good thing Coulter hadn't attacked Rudy Giuliani, or she would have had three angry wives calling" --Jay Leno
When All Else Fails, Just Make Stuff Up
When Senator James Inhofe, an Oklahoma Republican, told a radio host last week that he had overheard Senators Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer discussing a "legislative fix" for the dominance of conservatives in talk radio...While Clinton and Boxer denied they had ever said such a thing — and, in fact, Inhofe later admitted that the conversation in question occurred three years ago
Biz-Tech News
Mixing Business & Pleasure
The century-old mansion
where U.S. President George W. Bush will host Russian President Vladimir Putin
this weekend boasts breathtaking views of Maine's rocky coast, soothing summer
breezes and an aura of old wealth.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Tonight we reveal another Dick-nugget with Part II of our classified number of parts series, 'You Don't Know Dick.' ... What did the vice president of the United States recently have removed? Is it A) blood clots in his legs -- by the way, the vice president's blood type: B-extremely negative. Did he have his tramp stamp removed? ... Or, C) himself from the visible world. Believe it or not, the answer is C. While the White House and the Capitol appear crystal clear on Google Earth, the Naval Observatory, the vice president's official residence, appears only as an obscured mass of pixels. That's a shrewd move on Cheney's part, aimed to protect him from evil-doers savvy enough to know how to use Google Earth but too dumb to realize they can still find him on MapQuest." --Jon Stewart
Go-F***-Yourself News
Odd News
A false color image captured by NASA's Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity shows 'Cape St. Vincent,' one of the many promontories that jut out from the walls of the Victoria Crater on Mars. NASA will send its Mars rover Opportunity into the gaping Martian crater in July to seek clues about the planet's bygone environment despite risks to the plucky little vehicle, officials said on Thursday. Photo/NASA
Peace.
 |
