"Today the
governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, who's the head of the Republican
Governors Association, held a press conference to reveal he had an affair with a
woman from Argentina. People were shocked because Republicans traditionally
don't do well with Hispanic women." --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
If it comes down to Senator Ensign vs. Governor Sanford for the Republican 2012 presidential nomination, I’m going with Sanford. More foreign experience. - Laugh Lines
Disturbing News Sanford Used Taxes For Sex
South Carolina Gov.
Mark Sanford admits he used taxpayer money to see his mistress in Argentina
and
plans to repay the cash.
"Did you
hear about Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina? He mysteriously
disappeared last week and nobody knew where he was. Today, Sanford admitted to
having an affair in Argentina. I'm like, great, now we're outsourcing
mistresses." --Craig Ferguson
Republican-Shenanigans News
Minnesota May Not Have A Senator Yet But They've Got Michelle Bachmann!
Rep. Michele Bachmann, citing concerns about government intrusiveness, says she won't fully fill out the U.S. Census form next year, even though that's a violation of federal law.
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"Mark
Sanford, the governor of South Carolina -- this just keeps getting weirder. He
was missing for five days. He finally showed up. He claimed that he was just
hiking in the Appalachian Mountains. Then just today, he revealed that he was
not hiking in the Appalachian Mountains, he was in Argentina the entire time --
in Argentina, where he was having an extramarital affair. Wow! It all seems
insane until you realize who his mistress is -- Carmen Sandiego." --Jimmy
Fallon
"The purpose of this trip was an entirely professional and appropriate business development trip," ... "I made a mistake while I was there in meeting with the woman who I was unfaithful to my wife with"- Governor Mark Sanford
Rock-The-Voter News
Blagojevich Update
Former Illinois
first lady Patti Blagojevich said Friday that making new friends during her time
on NBC's reality show "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!" helped her get
over those she's lost since her husband's arrest on federal corruption charges.
"Needless
to say, this not great news for the Republican party. So many prominent
Republicans have been caught in these situations lately: Mark Sanford, Larry
Craig, David Vitter, John Ensign from Nevada. And do you want to know why this
is happening? The gays. They've destroyed the institution of marriage and now
this is what we get" --Jimmy Kimmel
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Biz-Tech News
"Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared...and it turned out he was in South America. And then it turned out he was down there because he was sleeping with a woman from Argentina. Once again, foreigners taking jobs that Americans won't do." --David Letterman
Rhode Island Plantation State-of-Mind
The country's
smallest state has the longest official name: "State of Rhode Island and
Providence Plantations."
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"You guys
remember Dick Cheney? Vice President for eight years? Listen to this - and by
all means try to stay in your seats when you hear the news. Don't be rushing out
to bookstores. He's written a memoir about his life. Not just a memoir, a
thousand pages! It's a great book. You can actually use it to stand on to reach
a better book." --David Letterman Go-F**k-Yourself News
Michael Jackson, RIP: Rest In Pop - Grant "Brad" Gerver
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A stingray leaps out of the water as it is hunted by a killer whale, whose fin can be seen below the ray, just off St. Heliers beach in Auckland, New Zealand, Wednesday, June 24, 2009. Photo/New Zealand Herald Photograph, Brett Phibbs
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