Cheney curses an Irish-American Senator and Bush is burned in an Irish interview. Is this what they mean by steady leadership? "Michael Moore's new anti-Bush documentary 'Fahrenheit 9/11' opens in theaters across America after winning the Grand Prize at Cannes. Can you imagine how betrayed Dick Cheney must feel? Done in by an even fatter rich white guy!" Craig Kilborn
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VA Warns Doctors About Lariam
WASHINGTON - The Department of Veterans Affairs is warning doctors to watch for long-term mental problems and other health effects from an anti-malaria drug…
Subject: The Dick Reminds me of Nixon running for a second term: "Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw. Vote for Nixon in '72!" With W's military record maybe we could say: "Don't change pussies in the middle of a war. Vote for Bush in 2004." Dan in Austin Meow.
"OK, uncle. You win, Mr. President. If I buy a copy of your book, will you just shut up once and for all, go away, and never come back? It will cost me $35, but, judging strictly by weight, that isn't a bad price for so much cow manure." Ann Coulter’s Anorexic Ramblings Bush-Prison-Torture-News
Republican Shenanigans
"The film ('Fahrenheit 9/11') paints President Bush as a dim, inattentive, and even corrupt leader. But on the other hand, he looks like a hell of a golfer!" Craig Kilborn
Victims
upset at Bush's praise of ex-con But the victims of Jordan's crime - a small, family-owned business in Fairfield that lost $308,170 to Jordan's deception - say she isn't rehabilitated and hasn't paid the court-ordered restitution...
Here Comes The
Judge Eeewwwww. Subject: All vine...no taters Lisa, I was watching Imus this morning and he was talking with the "well-informed" Zell Miller. Miller was defending Bush's war in Iraq. He was saying things like "Clinton invaded Serbia and Kosovo, yet they had not attacked us." "Truman invaded Korea, but they had not attacked us." And then it gets good. "Kennedy sent troops to Vietnam, but they had not attacked us." Zell evidently doesn't realize that Eisenhower had stated the Domino theory in '54, sent "advisors" in '55, and 15 Americans were either killed or wounded between '57 and '59. But to top things off he outdoes even himself!! He said that FDR went to war with Germany and they never attacked us!! If he has ever picked up a history book, he would realize that Germany and Italy declared war on us on December 11, 1941 so FDR promptly reciprocated. I guess he has also never heard of the USS Reuben James which was sunk on October 31, 1941 by a German U-Boat, killing 76 American sailors. It's comforting to know that Zell is such an intellectual and helping to shape US policy. Zell Miller: "Senator, Revisionist, Idiot." Have a great weekend, Lisa..... I'm Matt Mahoney and I Approved this Email !! I am convinced that the republicans have pix of Zell in some sexcapade...maybe with that judge that uses his penile pump while court is in session. Thanks for writing.
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Subject: Sir Dick and his true confessions! Fornication Under the Consent of the King, administration policy towards the American People as stated quite clearly by the King of Halliburton, Sir (Missing His) Dick Cheney! James Majors I wonder if Dick uses viagra or a pump?
"No human being of any political stripe can watch this film and be unmoved. It's a brilliant film and it disturbed me very deeply." -- singer DAVID CROSBY, after seeing MICHAEL MOORE's controversial documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" at the Los Angeles Film Festival. Odd News
Backdropped by a blue and white Earth, the international space station is seen in this June 15, 2002, file photo. Two astronauts who stepped out of the international space station for an unusually risky spacewalk were quickly ordered back in Thursday, June 24, 2004, when Mission Control spotted a pressure drop in one of the men's oxygen tanks. (NASA /HO) Peace.
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