I never thought I would hear
a US President say, "I have never ordered torture."
"How
many folks in town early for the Republican convention? You know, New York City
is getting ready for the Republican convention. By the way, I think this is the
perfect city to kick off a crooked election, don't you, really?" David
Letterman

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AP Sues for Access to Bush Guard Records
AP -
Wed Jun
23, 2:17 AM ET
The
Associated Press sued the Pentagon and the Air Force on Tuesday, seeking access
to all records of George W. Bush's military service during the Vietnam War...
Jay
Leno: "I felt
sorry for President Bush. You know, he missed Father's Day yesterday. See,
according to the intelligence he received, Father's Day is next Sunday."
Disturbing News
Republican Shenanigans
"In the senate race in
Illinois, the Republican candidate
Jack Ryan just went through an ugly divorce and in court papers, his wife
accused him of taking her to sex clubs where he tried to make her have sex with
him in front of strangers. Aren't Republicans the family values people? That's
the difference between Republicans and Democrats on family values. Democrat
politicians cheat on their wives. Republicans cheat too -- but they bring the
wife along. Make it a family event! They include the whole family!"
Jay Leno

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Subject:
The Kerry Landslide Scenario
Hi Lisa,
Looking at key events in the months leading up to the election, here's
what's in store: The 9/11 Commission report, the Valerie Plame
investigation, more revelations about prisoner abuse, Michael Moore's
new film, and the body count in Iraq hits 1,000. All of these will
continue to erode Dubya's poll numbers. Then you have the Democratic
convention, which gives Kerry a bump. At the Republican convention, in
addition to images of the smirking chimp surrounded by paid minorities,
you have thousands of protesters in the streets, so Bush gets not
bounce. The nail(s) in the coffin will be the debates. When viewed
side-by-side, I think the undecided, middle-ground voters will conclude
that we've given the "C" student a chance, now let's try someone with a
brain.
There are several wild cards in this scenario, though. Of course, Rove
is planning an "October Surprise," but I think at least some people
will see through the ruse. The use of touch-screen voting to rig the
election is another possibility, but statistically rigorous exit
polling should identify precincts with problems. The real kicker will
be the media. Will they play it straight this time, or will they gang
up on John Kerry and give Dubya a pass once again? I'm guessing they
won't. After being bitch-slapped by the Bush regime for 4 years, it's
payback time.
To borrow a phrase from Dennis Miller (back when he was still funny),
of course that's just my opinion; I could be wrong.
Keep the faith,
Doug
Love your
line of thinking. One thing I believe we can count on, is that Bush will
file a lawsuit for something. It was Bush who filed the first lawsuit in
selection 2000, wasn't it?

"Experts say Bill Clinton's
book could earn $100 million. Hillary wants to burn it, George Bush wants to
color it, John Kerry wants to marry it." Craig Kilborn

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lashes a fishing port in Aki, western Japan Monday, June 21, 2004. A large
typhoon lashed western Japan with heavy rains and powerful winds. (HO/Kyodo
News)
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