Hmmm. Who should I believe, Bush or the 9-11 commission? "Former President George Bush marked his 80th birthday by jumping out of a plane. In a related story, O.J. Simpson marked the 10th anniversary of the murders by jumping out of the bushes." —Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News
“You
can’t distinguish between Al Qaeda and Saddam when you talk about the war on
terror”.
"Here's something scary. ... Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft announced the FBI has arrested a Somalian man involved in an al Qaeda plot to blow up a shopping mall in Columbus, Ohio. Isn't that frightening? I'll tell you, I sleep better at night knowing that our mall security guards are among the best trained, best equipped killing machines in this country, ladies and gentlemen." Jay Leno Disturbing News
Republican Shenanigans
Hi Lisa, Thanks for writing Doug. I imagine that explains the republicans still minimizing the prisoner abuse. They can always say "Hey, we saw it on TV."
"Rush Limbaugh and his third wife has broken up. Apparently, she came home early and found him with their pharmacist." —Jay Leno Lisa, I checked Barbara Bush's
pedigree on ancestry.com and find no evidence that she's related to, my less
descended from, Franklin Pierce.
Hi Ben,
I don't know why
ancestory.com does not have her listed but Babs has stated she is related to
the inept Franklin Pierce and her admission is good enough for me. See below.
Plus, a Bush would never lie!
Thanks for writing.
Biz/Tech News
Think Again: No Link? Who Knew? ...Let us take a moment, however, and examine the Bush administration campaign to convince Americans of something that was not true and for which they never had any convincing evidence. After all, at the moment we went to war with Iraq, a full 70 percent of Americans questioned told pollsters that Iraq had been responsible...
Good News
It's time for Name That Toon!
Enter your caption in the anonymous machine below. John Kerry News White House silence CNNIt is difficult to say precisely what the Bush campaign is repaying the government per trip. The White House refuses to: · Provide lists of political aides who travel with Bush and whose travels are financed by the re-election campaign; or say how many political aides go on any given trip, or even offer a range. · Provide dollar figures on reimbursements for specific trips. Bush's re-election campaign periodically reports to the FEC lump reimbursement sums for unspecified travel. · Say how it decides which trips are official rather than political.
Odd News
"Rush and his wife are divorcing and experts say this could get ugly. I'm confused, are they splitting up or having sex?" -Craig Kilborn
Skydiving without former President Bush. Peace. |