Sarah Palin needs to work on her social skills and she could start by apologizing to the nation for insulting our intelligence.
Well, it’s
been a busy week here on the late show. Earlier in the week, I made some jokes
that upset Sarah Palin. And I was telling jokes about her family and stuff. She
got really upset. And I think everything’s fine now. I think everything’s going
to be great because she called today and offered to take me hunting.- David
Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
See Dad. See Dad Fish. Fish, Dad, Fish. by George W. Bush
Dad loves the outdoors. He often took me fishing when I was a kid. We'd go fishing for bluefish off the coast of Maine. I learned the skills of fishing from listening to him, and the joy of fishing from watching him. Dad's a good hunter, too, and one Christmas he gave me a shotgun, a .410. I would go with him to Louisiana to shoot ducks. Those are fond memories.
Venezuela has banned the sale of Coke Zero, because of unspecified health risks. Still not banned in Venezuela: actual coke.- Jimmy Fallon
I almost didn't post this phototoon I created because I thought it too wordy. But I hate to waste pixels.
Poor Sarah Palin, she's a Wasilla Hillbilly and she doesn't know it.
Disturbing News
Some controversy today surrounding Miss California, Carrie Prejean. She’s the one who said she was against same-sex marriage. Some wanted her to be stripped of her title because of it, but Donald Trump, who owns the pageant, said no, she’s entitled to her opinion and she’ll remain Miss California. Well, today he fired her, which is what he does, I guess. My money says she’s a Fox News anchor by the … by now. By right now.- Jimmy Kimmel
Most Israelis Want To Bomb Iran
Some
52 percent of Israelis say the country should bomb Iran's nuclear reactor,
while 35 percent are against, the poll found. The margin of error in the poll of
Israelis is 4.5 percentage points.
Republican-Shenanigans News
The Pretty and The
Stink
Karl
Rove called Maureen Dowd of The New York Times a “bitter, twisted, deranged
columnist” and a “dour, downbeat liberal” and - more - a “nasty, snarky person.”
Hey, get a room. - Jimmy Fallon
Limbaugh claims "exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system"
A Southerner To Save The GOP?
If the
Republican Party is in danger of being marginalized as a conservative, white
male Southern enclave, is Haley Barbour — the longtime Washington power broker
and current Mississippi governor — the best person to turn things around? Rock-The-Voter News
A top Republican is angry that Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an elite private group. The top Republican’s angry, and so is everyone at his country club.- Conan O'Brien
Poppy Bush Says No Racist Name Calling, Willie Horton Agrees!
Former
President George H.W. Bush, who put Sonia Sotomayor on the federal bench, has
decried name-calling and smears directed at President Barack Obama's nominee to
the U.S. Supreme Court.
"President Obama is proposing a new national healthcare plan that's both inexpensive and accessible. He's calling it Have Your Surgery In Mexico." --Jimmy Fallon
Lest we
forget …
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Biz-Tech News
No One Wants Alabama Bonds
Alabama finance officials are puzzling over why no bidders showed up for a debt offering by the Alabama Public School and College Authority, forcing organizers to scuttle the deal.
Big science news. A new element will be added to the periodic table. It’s the heaviest element in the table. It’s called ununbium, which is Latin for “thigh of Rush Limbaugh.”- Jimmy Fallon
Bush-Prison-Torture News
From Gitmo to Bermuda
It was time for a Uighur
walkabout.
This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don’t get too excited. It’s mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.- Jimmy Fallon
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"Boy,
here's a story that won't go away. Miss California - remember Miss California?
Got herself in a lot of trouble, shooting her mouth off. Gee, I wonder what
that's like." --David Letterman
"And with
all this going on, did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a
speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending
to states to help bail out, well that's not good, because that's the federal
government getting in there and trying to 'control people.' Yes that's right,
Sarah, it's all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom."
--Bill Maher
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Update on my friend's neck...possibly some good news!
Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
In this image
provided by Purina, Dozer of San Diego competes in the Surf Dog Competition of
the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge at Dog Beach in San Diego, Calif. on Friday,
June 12, 2009. Dozer took third place.
Peace.
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