Fascism is so much fun! "This week the Bush administration begins testing a new program called 'The Registered Travels Program' which allows people to avoid long security lines at airports by paying an extra fee and agreeing to a background check. Boy that's a great idea, a separate line for rich people! It's hard to believe the Republicans came up with that. I'm stunned." -Jay Leno
Did Limbaugh cheat on ANOTHER wife? By Jackson Thoreau - DC Indymedia …Here’s a conservative who often harps on "family values," who once called himself "your epitome of morality of virtue, a man you could totally trust with your wife, your daughter, and even your son in a Motel 6 overnight." Then he goes through almost as many wives as the Gabor sisters did husbands, admits he watches pornography and doesn’t even father a child…. "This week in Baghdad, four people were arrested for pretending to be journalists. I'll tell you, this has got all the people over at Fox News nervous." —Jay Leno The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News
Email "According to a new poll, 53 percent of Americans say the war in Iraq was not justified. The other 47 percent say, 'There's a war in Iraq?'" —Jay Leno
The Swiss parliament voted to end a 96-year ban on absinthe, the mythical herbal liqueur beloved of artists at the turn of the century and blamed for driving some of them mad. Disturbing News
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"The State Department released a memo saying that terrorism has gone down. And so it turns out the only reason they released that statement was because of a mathematical error. Apparently terrorism hasn't really gone down at all. It was only released because of a mathematical error. Mathematical error? Isn't that how Bush became president in the first place?" -David Letterman
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Forwarded by Joi Lisa, Good catch Ron! "My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso." -Pablo Picasso
Iraq Pipeline Explosions Cut Oil Exports BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Two explosions on pipelines in southern Iraq cut oil exports from the south by half, the Iraqi South Oil Co. said Tuesday. The statement did not say where and when the blasts took place… John Kerry News
Hi, Lisa, as much as I hate to defend Barbara Bush, the suit she wore
at the funeral service was a summer mourning color, so she did comport
to Miss Manners and Emily Post-for once. Keep up the good work!
Patricia M I wonder why Babs was the only woman in attendance to do so? I would have worn black to a president's funeral. Thanks for writing. Odd News
"One thing that has never been said about either my husband or I -- nearly everything else has -- but one thing that hasn't is that we are patient people. Those of you who know us, know that's not at all descriptive." Hillary Clinton Be a supporter. Please send a buck or two to: All Hat No Cattle, Inc. P.O. Box 5237 Navarre, FL 32566
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"It was this week in 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts, the first so-called witch was hanged. She was convicted under the original Patriot Act." Jay Leno
Three bears photographed by Capt. Myron Balchin Sr. of the Los Angeles-class fast attack submarine USS Honolulu, 280 miles from the North Pole. Peace.
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