Wednesday edition - June 14, 2006


Bush to Take Koizumi to Graceland in Tenn.
CBS News - 6-14-06
... President Bush is taking Japanese Prime Minister and big-time Elvis fan Junichiro Koizumi to Memphis, Tenn., for a pilgrimage to Graceland. ...

Sunnis see trip as political stunt
Chicago Sun-Times, United States - 6-14-06
BAGHDAD, Iraq -- Many Sunnis and even some Shiite political parties dismissed President Bush's visit to Baghdad as an attempt to associate himself with ...

US seen as biggest peace threat
BBC News, UK - 6-14-06
... in Iraq as a bigger threat to world peace than Iran's ... series of annual polls by the Pew Global Attitudes Project ... in the UK, which is the US biggest ally, felt


Gosh, another photo-op with our tax dollars. Bush better swivel his hips so we can get our money's worth.



"President Bush said today that illegal immigrants who come to America should learn English. He said, 'If I was moving to Canada, I would learn Canadian.'" --Jay Leno





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News




"Actually, Al Gore's movie, An Inconvenient Truth, made about $2 million this past weekend, whereas X-men made about $150 million. That just shows we're more interested in the fake people saving the fake earth than the real people trying to save the real earth." --Jay Leno



Disturbing News


FEMA misspelled Homeland Security



Cruel Christians


A Christian reform school sued over the state's removal of 115 students whom officials said they were trying to protect from abuse...Charles Sharpe, the school's founder said the only harm to students in 10 years was when staff placed two out-of-control students in a restraining device and broke their arms. Another student had his ear drum punctured in a confrontation with a staff member that got out of hand, he said.






Republican Shenanigans



The American Flag, like the Constitution, has become Bush's whore. -- Grant Gerver





Rock-The-Voter News



You might be a right-wing Republican if you don't know that if it weren't for the French, we'd have lost the American Revolution.-- AHNC Viewer Katraxx





Olbermann versus Cosby


Olbermann, whose "Countdown With Keith Olbermann" airs weeknights at 8, apparently has precious little respect for Cosby, whose "Rita Cosby: Live & Direct" airs at 10 p.m.

"Rita's nice," Olbermann wrote to a fan from his MSNBC E-mail account, "but dumber than a suitcase of rocks." Yesterday Cosby retorted: "Keith got it wrong. I'm not that nice."

Biz-Tech News



You might be a right wing Republican if you're for tax cuts for the rich because you actually believe that one day you'll be rich. -- AHNC Viewer Katraxx





Bush-Prison-Torture News



Go-F*ck-Yourself News



Researchers say a main ingredient in beer may help prevent prostate cancer, but the ingredient is present in such small amounts that a person would have to drink more than 17 beers a day to get any benefit -- or as most guys call that, a win-win situation. -- Jay Leno


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Odd News

Qiao Yubo, who is pregnant with at least five babies, walks with her husband, right, in Songyuan, in China's northeast Jilin province, Sunday, June 11, 2006. Qiao, who is 1.67-meters tall, has a waistline measurement of 1.75 meters, five months into her pregnancy. Qiao's excessive bulk is causing difficulties in getting around, with taxi drivers too afraid to take her in their cars. Her clothing is all custom-made and she eats up to seven meals a day. (Photo/EyePress)