Wednesday edition - June 14, 2006

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Bush to Take Koizumi to Graceland in
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Sunnis see trip as political stunt |
US seen as biggest
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Gosh, another photo-op with our tax dollars. Bush better swivel his hips so we can get our money's worth.
"President Bush said today that illegal immigrants who come to America should learn English. He said, 'If I was moving to Canada, I would learn Canadian.'" --Jay Leno
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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Iranian consulate attacked in Iraq San Jose Mercury News
US, Iraqi troops plan major sweep in Baghdad Chicago Tribune
Two foreign soldiers, 14 Taliban killed in Afghanistan Reuters Canada
Democrats remain divided on prospect of troop withdrawal in Iraq Seattle Times
Bush says troops to stay until not needed San Jose Mercury News

"Actually, Al Gore's movie, An Inconvenient Truth, made about $2 million this past weekend, whereas X-men made about $150 million. That just shows we're more interested in the fake people saving the fake earth than the real people trying to save the real earth."
--Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Data from 1,500 nuclear weapons employees compromised DailyTech, IL
Bogus hurricane aid hit $1.4 billion, GAO says Seattle Times
FEMA misspelled Homeland Security

Cruel Christians
A Christian reform school sued over the state's removal of 115 students whom officials said they were trying to protect from abuse...Charles Sharpe, the school's founder said the only harm to students in 10 years was when staff placed two out-of-control students in a restraining device and broke their arms. Another student had his ear drum punctured in a confrontation with a staff member that got out of hand, he said.
Republican Shenanigans
Juror Misconduct Delays Abramoff Trial Washington Post
Rove off the hook on leak Newsday, NY
Republican leaders push for pension reform bill Washington Post
US House of Representatives Approves Iraq Spending Measure Voice of America
Harris' Main Challenger Has Own Problems Tampa Tribune
Harris loses her fourth chief of staff Bradenton Herald
The American Flag, like the Constitution, has become Bush's whore. -- Grant Gerver

Rock-The-Voter News
Liberal crowd jeers Clinton for opposing deadline on Iraq Chicago Sun-Times
Ex-Republican wins Democratic nomination Houston Chronicle
Rep. Kennedy put on probation Seattle Times
You might be a right-wing Republican if you don't know that if it weren't for the French, we'd have lost the American Revolution.-- AHNC Viewer Katraxx

Olbermann versus Cosby
Olbermann, whose
"Countdown With Keith Olbermann" airs weeknights at 8, apparently has precious
little respect for Cosby, whose "Rita Cosby: Live & Direct" airs at 10 p.m.
"Rita's nice," Olbermann wrote to a fan from his MSNBC E-mail account, "but
dumber than a suitcase of rocks." Yesterday
Cosby retorted: "Keith got it wrong. I'm not that nice."

Biz-Tech News
Oil prices fall back below $70 Houston Chronicle
Halliburton Unit Awarded IT Contract Houston Chronicle
Could a 15-Year-Old With a Laptop Be the New Campaign Media Guru? New York Times
You might be a right wing Republican if you're for tax cuts for the rich because you actually believe that one day you'll be rich. -- AHNC Viewer Katraxx

Bush-Prison-Torture News

Go-F*ck-Yourself News
Cheney to visit Nebraska for Smith fundraiser
Researchers say a main
ingredient in beer may help prevent prostate cancer, but the ingredient is
present in such small amounts that a person would have to drink more than 17
beers a day to get any benefit -- or as most guys call that, a win-win
situation. -- Jay Leno
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Odd News
Baa, Baa Black Sheep blacklisted Reuters

Qiao Yubo, who is pregnant with at least five babies, walks with her husband, right, in Songyuan, in China's northeast Jilin province, Sunday, June 11, 2006. Qiao, who is 1.67-meters tall, has a waistline measurement of 1.75 meters, five months into her pregnancy. Qiao's excessive bulk is causing difficulties in getting around, with taxi drivers too afraid to take her in their cars. Her clothing is all custom-made and she eats up to seven meals a day. (Photo/EyePress)
Peace.