We never found those darn WMDs but we found plenty of prison porn. "CIA Director George Tenet resigned last week. Here's the sad part, the FBI just found out today." —Jay Leno
More Florida fake felon follies predicted for 2004 elections “Reagan's optimistic oratory had a way of carrying even an audience ideologically opposed to him. Watching a Bush speech, on the other hand, is like watching a car crash in slow motion. You know something horrible is about to happen to the English language, but you cannot look away.” The Guardian The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News
"This is in my view the narrow path that will perhaps allow us to get out of the drama we now find ourselves in. That means that there must be a genuine transfer of sovereignty and, if I dare say it, no cheating." — French President Jacques Chirac commenting on the chances for success after the transfer of power to the Iraqi interim government. OO la la...Chirac sounds like he is anticipating, dare I say it, the same old shenanigans.
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I was watching CNN at about 9:30 last nite. Aaron Brown was questioning Sheila Tate (Nancy Reagan’s press secretary) about Nancy Reagan wearing eyeglasses during the recent ceremonies. Yes, the titillating discussion was focused on how Nancy Reagan would NEVER have appeared in public before wearing GLASSES!
Heaven forbid. Tate stated, with misty eyes, that Mrs Reagan wanted to see everything, so she put on her glasses. It was such a touching interview. Reagan overkill coverage has occurred. Red Alert Level.
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"What we've got now is a bunch of neo-isolationists like Ted Kennedy and John Kerry and Howard Dean and the other protesters of the '60s that are now raising so much hell, their music and their hairstyle and their clothes may have changed, but it's the same bunch." Senator Zell Miller (GA) who is pretending to be a Democrat
Subject: Is Bush A Homo? Hahaha...Betty Bowers is America's best Christian!
The Reagan Legacy
"Russia will not participate in contributing to the fund until we know how the money will be spent.'' - Russia President Vladimir Putin expressing reservations about a Middle East initiative. Hmmm, it seems Putin trusts Bush as much as Chirac does. Did the world leaders say things like that about Bill Clinton?
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Subject: Lisa for president dear
lisa, Even considering me for president is proof how desperate you have become with presidents like Reagan and the Bushes. I don't consider using my freedom of speech brave. It is so uncompassionate to be the most powerful country in the world and not provide access to affordable healthcare. November is the time to clean house and elect politicians that perform compassionate acts instead of just talking about them. I just wish we could vote out the right wing media. Thanks for writing and try and take care. Hi Lisa; Riding the Reagan casket has it's pluses and minuses. I think Nancy Reagan would object to using St. Ronnie to promote W. This should be interesting! JOKE Once upon a time, long, long ago Ronald Reagan was asked: "When you arrive at the pearly gates, what would you like to St. Peter to say to you?" Reagan replied without hesitation: "Welcome to heaven, where ketchup is a vegetable."
In this artist's conception, NASA's $3.3 billion spacecraft, the Cassini Orbiter, nears the rings of Saturn. Cassini is nearing the end of it's seven-year voyage to Saturn, only to begin an intensive study of the second-largest planet, its rings and the stable of moons that orbit it. The spacecraft is on schedule to enter orbit around Saturn on June 30. (NASA, JPL, Space Science Institute) Peace. |
