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June 1 , 2004 Tuesday

CBS - 5-31-04

(CBS/AP) After nearly four years in the Army, including time in Iraq, Jason Pariza was honorably discharged and placed on inactive ready reserves.

He thought his active military obligation was done, until he received a notice saying all inactive ready reserve soldiers would be "involuntarily" transferred.

"I'm trying to get my life back in order, and all of a sudden I find they're trying to stick their nose back in my life," Pariza said...

Reserve recruiters' tactic may skirt edge of deception
St. Petersburg Times, FL - May 27, 2004
... Beach got a phone call that threatened to shatter ... in question is whether the potential recruits really are ... On his desk at the Florida National Guard Armory in ...

Army Reserve pressured recruits Salem Statesman Journal, OR
Recruiters mistakenly pressure Army veterans Honolulu Advertiser, HI

Who runs the military enlistment program? General Tony Soprano?

"They can't show the carrier footage with him in front of 'Mission Accomplished' -- it just looked stupid. Now I think they can't do 9/11. The only thing they're going to be able to do is ads of him clearing brush." --Al Franken on President Bush's television ads, during Franken's premiere broadcast on Air America Radio

Iraq Violence Intensifies as UN Envoy Names President (Update5)
Bloomberg - 6-1-04
Bombs exploded in Baghdad and in the northern town of ... The new leaders must prepare Iraq for elections to be ... to me,'' US President George W. Bush told reporters ...

"I have total disdain for Moore ... It's a free country, so he's free to say whatever he wants. But I don't appreciate it. I don't like it."

--Former president GEORGE BUSH on MICHAEL MOORE and his film "Fahrenheit 9/11," which is critical of his son, President GEORGE W. BUSH, in the New York Daily News. The elder Bush also called Moore a "slimeball."

When all else fails, resort to calling your enemy a slimeball. Yep, there's that honor and dignity back in the White House.

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News

Iraqi new president calls for "full sovereignty" Xinhua, China
Governing Council Is Dissolved; Car Bomb Hits Kurdish Office New York Times
Iraqis, US Reach Deal on President; Blast Kills 25 Reuters
Car Bomb Kills 4 Near U.S. HQ in Baghdad AP
List of Iraqi Cabinet Members AP
Truce plea fails to halt Shiite fight Salt Lake Tribune, UT
Army Investigates Wider Iraq Offenses washingtonpost.com
Oil prices rise following Saudi siege Guardian, UK
Shocked expats blame Saudi massacre on lax security Forbes

Nursery Crimes

Iraq-a-bye Bushie
in the White House,
while the bombs fall
Uncle Dicky hunts grouse;
while soldiers die
the lies are exposed,
and down will fall Bushie
and all he's proposed.

John Grant

Questions for Bush
Mother Jones, CA 6-1-04

...'He really liked showing it off,' says a recent visitor to the White House who has seen the gun. 'He was really proud of it.' The pistol's new place of residence is in the small study next to the Oval Office where Bush takes select visitors after pointing out better-known White House pieces like the busts

I understand from the media President Bush is in possession of the gun found with Saddam when he was captured.

My question is does President Bush know the gun is the property of the United States Government? It is to stay in Washington, DC possibly in the Smithsonian.

Anyone want to bet in a couple of years it will be "missing"?

Bill C
Tampa, FL

I wonder what souvenirs Bush got from his days in the National Guard? Champagne corks, little silver spoons?

Remind Us...why did we invade Iraq?

Great flash animation

http://www.kaicurryservices.com/gwbush/remindus.swf

Fox Objects to a Parody of 'Cast Away'
New York Times - May 31, 2004
LOS ANGELES, May 30 — Twentieth Century Fox has sent a cease-and-desist letter to an independent filmmaker who parodied its movie "Cast Away" in a comedy titled "Miss Cast Away," which features a 10-minute appearance by Michael Jackson…

Republican Shenanigans

Bush recalls courage of past, present Boston Globe, MA
Pentagon can't seem to kill idea of military draft USA Today
Anti-terrorism agency faces size reduction Tallahassee Democrat, FL
Some in GOP want private airport screeners MLive.com, MI

Disturbing News

Atomic Waste Disposal Rules Set for Debate by Congress New York Times
Police Access to Federal Files Questioned AP
Poll: Majority of Israelis Support Sharon AP
Host on ailing liberal radio network talks for free Independent, UK

BookExpo looking forward to Clinton
Cincinnati Enquirer, OH - May 31, 2004
... Clinton's book will likely get most of the early attention, but the expo is also where the "buzz" books of the fall get buzzed. ...

Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached

1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking is an important part of being president.
7) Our children is learning enough.
8) Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
9)Two words... Big Oil.
10) Sanity is an inalieble right.

John Kerry News

www.bagnews.com

"President Bush will be going back to his ranch in Texas for his usual month-long holiday weekend." David Letterman

Biz/Tech News

Viacom President Karmazin Steps Down Reuters
Enron trial may swallow small fry, free big fish - Economic Times
Enron trial about to start Seattle Times, WA
Fed Announces $70M Penalty for Citigroup AP
Stewart Aims to Limit Jail Time -Newsweek Reuters
Most Federal Oil, Gas Leases Unproductive AP
Scandals Engulf Irish Banks, Shares Rise Reuters
Microsoft slows to support customers' pace ZDNet.com
China censors online video games BBC News, UK
Hacking Sparks Need for Complex Passwords AP

Lisa,
Thought you'd be interested to see this response to
the NAFTA trade treaty here in Costa Rica. Particularly
poignant to me is the photo of students burning a U.S.
flag. We've been living here for 10 years and it is
embarrassing to tell people we are from the U.S.
This is the website: / www.amcostarica.com/
Here's the article:

Jack

Gee, even a country with no military is mad at the US. Thanks for the link.

Rummy's West Point Commencement Message

WEST POINT, NY (IWR News Parody) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told a crowd of graduating cadets Saturday that they will help win the global fight against terror by using effective homoerotic torture techniques as those employed at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo prison facilities.
The defense secretary urged the new officers to not entirely rely on the so-called "moral clarity" learned at West Point. He said they should instead embrace the "new neocon morality" that says "anything goes if you are an American", and that the military should not be constrained by such "silly international agreements as the Geneva Convention".
www.internetweekly.org

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Odd News

Fire Closes Commerce Dept. Building WTOP, D.C.
Janet Jackson "False Advertising" Case Dismissed The Star, Malaysia
Thai man dies after over-indulging on pungent durian fruit AFP
Sen. Candidate Adds Joke Writer to Staff AP –
Hung Butchers 'Take Me Out to Ball Game'
10-Year-Old Finds Blue-Eyed Cicada
Truckload of eggs closes Texas highway; driver injured in accident

You might be a right wing republican if......you have a borderline psychotic obsession with the fact that Bill Clinton was elected President. Twice. Fair and Square. Don't you tell me to "just get over it."

A powerful earthquake that shook Alaska in 2002 affected geysers and hot springs at Yellowstone National Park nearly 2,000 miles away in Wyoming, scientists reported on May 28, 2004. The magnitude 7.9 Denali fault earthquake in November 2002 was known to have triggered smaller quakes across much of the U.S. West, but its effect on geysers was previously unknown, a team at the University of Utah said.(USGS/HO)

Peace.

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