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Reservists See Recruiting Scam
CBS - 5-31-04
(CBS/AP) After nearly four years in the Army,
including time in Iraq, Jason Pariza was honorably discharged and placed on
inactive ready reserves.
He thought his active military obligation was done, until he received a
notice saying all inactive ready reserve soldiers would be "involuntarily"
transferred.
"I'm trying to get my life back in order, and all of a sudden I find they're
trying to stick their nose back in my life," Pariza said...
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Reserve recruiters' tactic may skirt edge of deception
St.
Petersburg Times, FL - May
27, 2004
...
Beach got a phone call that threatened to shatter ... in question is whether
the potential recruits really are ... On his desk at the Florida National
Guard Armory in ... |
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Who runs
the military enlistment program? General Tony Soprano?
"They can't show the
carrier footage with him in front of 'Mission Accomplished' -- it just looked
stupid. Now I think they can't do 9/11. The only thing they're going to be able
to do is ads of him clearing brush." --Al Franken on President Bush's
television ads, during Franken's premiere broadcast on Air America Radio

Iraq Violence Intensifies as UN Envoy Names President
(Update5)
Bloomberg - 6-1-04
Bombs exploded in Baghdad and in the northern town of ... The
new leaders must prepare Iraq for elections to be ... to me,'' US President
George W. Bush told reporters ...

"I have
total disdain for Moore ... It's a free country, so he's free to say whatever he
wants. But I don't appreciate it. I don't like it."
--Former president GEORGE BUSH on MICHAEL MOORE and his film "Fahrenheit 9/11,"
which is critical of his son, President GEORGE W. BUSH, in the
New York
Daily News. The elder Bush also called Moore a "slimeball."
When all else fails, resort to
calling your enemy a slimeball. Yep, there's that honor and dignity back
in the White House.
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News
Nursery Crimes
Iraq-a-bye Bushie
in the White House,
while the bombs fall
Uncle Dicky hunts grouse;
while soldiers die
the lies are exposed,
and down will fall Bushie
and all he's proposed.
John Grant

Questions for Bush
Mother Jones, CA 6-1-04
...'He really liked showing it off,' says a
recent visitor to the White House who has seen the gun. 'He was really proud of
it.' The pistol's new place of residence is in the small study next to the Oval
Office where Bush takes select visitors after pointing out better-known White
House pieces like the busts
Email
I understand from the media President Bush is in possession
of the gun found with Saddam when he was captured.
My question is does President Bush know the gun is the property of the United
States Government? It is to stay in Washington, DC possibly in the Smithsonian.
Anyone want to bet in a couple of years it will be "missing"?
Bill C
Tampa, FL
I wonder what souvenirs Bush got
from his days in the National Guard? Champagne corks, little silver spoons?

Remind Us...why did we invade Iraq?
Great flash
animation
http://www.kaicurryservices.com/gwbush/remindus.swf

Fox Objects to a Parody of 'Cast Away'
New
York Times - May
31, 2004
LOS ANGELES, May 30
— Twentieth Century Fox has sent a cease-and-desist letter to an independent
filmmaker who parodied its movie
"Cast Away" in a comedy titled "Miss Cast Away,"
which features a 10-minute appearance by Michael Jackson…
Republican Shenanigans
Disturbing News

BookExpo looking forward to Clinton
Cincinnati Enquirer, OH - May
31, 2004
... Clinton's book will likely get most of the early attention, but the expo is
also where the "buzz" books of the fall get buzzed. ...
Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
1)
Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking is an important part of being president.
7) Our children is learning enough.
8) Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
9)Two words... Big Oil.
10) Sanity is an inalieble right.
John Kerry News


www.bagnews.com
"President Bush will be going back to his ranch
in Texas for his usual month-long holiday weekend." David Letterman
Biz/Tech News
Email
Lisa,
Thought you'd be interested to see this response to
the NAFTA trade treaty here in Costa Rica. Particularly
poignant to me is the photo of students burning a U.S.
flag. We've been living here for 10 years and it is
embarrassing to tell people we are from the U.S.
This is the website: /
www.amcostarica.com/
Here's the article:
Jack
Gee, even a
country with no military is mad at the US. Thanks for the link.
Rummy's West Point Commencement Message

WEST POINT, NY (IWR News Parody)
- Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told a crowd of graduating cadets Saturday
that they will help win the global fight against terror by using effective
homoerotic torture techniques as those employed at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo prison
facilities.
The defense secretary urged the new officers to not entirely rely on the
so-called "moral clarity" learned at West Point. He said they should instead
embrace the "new neocon morality" that says "anything goes if you are an
American", and that the military should not be constrained by such "silly
international agreements as the Geneva Convention".
www.internetweekly.org
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Odd News
You might be a right wing
republican if......you have a borderline psychotic obsession with the fact that
Bill Clinton was elected President. Twice. Fair and Square. Don't you tell me to
"just get over it."

A powerful earthquake that shook
Alaska in 2002 affected geysers and hot springs at Yellowstone National Park
nearly 2,000 miles away in Wyoming,
scientists reported on May 28, 2004. The magnitude 7.9 Denali fault
earthquake in November 2002 was known to have triggered smaller quakes across
much of the U.S. West, but its effect on geysers was previously unknown, a team
at the University of Utah said.(USGS/HO)
Peace.
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