Tuesday edition - May 9, 2006

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2nd Arab group buys military supplier
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Abramoff Scandal Is Scaring Off Customers, DC
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FBI investigates
No. 3 CIA official |
So, the United Arab Emirates is going to make our military parts -- I hope the instructions will be in English.
Bush & Cheney declaring we must break our addiction to oil is like Philip Morris saying we must break our addiction to cigarettes. -- Grant Gerver

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Eleven bodies found in Tigris near Baghdad Washington Post
More than 30 killed in Iraq Chicago Tribune
Pentagon holds back troops due for Iraq
US dismisses Iranian president's letter Detroit Free Press
Democratic Backbone
Senator Russ Feingold
challenged fellow Democrats today to show more backbone in dealing with
President Bush on Iraq and other security issues.
The Wisconsin Democrat told a National Press Club audience that Democrats need
to get out of their "political foxholes"
and call the war in Iraq a mistake.
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Disturbing News
Democrats Sue Secret Service
Democrats sued the Secret Service on Monday for
copies of White House logs to determine how often allies and associates of
convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff visited the Executive Mansion.
The Democratic National Committee filed the lawsuit in U.S. District Court
in Washington,
An Illegal Immigrant We Should Worry About
Republican Shenanigans
Former House Aide Agree to Cooperate in Abramoff Inquiry
Rove prepares 20 judges
Lessons for the Press From My Friend, Karl Rove
Editor & Publisher

Tony Snow - 59 words
Snow made his first solo appearance on the White House podium — but only to introduce John Negroponte, the national intelligence director, for a televised briefing on Hayden's nomination. Snow's role amounted to speaking 59 words.
A conservative feels that a mistake that executes someone accidentally is the price we pay for justice. The liberal can imagine that he is that person. - Zing!
Rock-The-Voter News
RI Democrats OK Kennedy for Re-Election Washington Post
Not All Glitters At Close For Jeb Bush Lakeland Ledger, FL
Mercenaries Private Militias
in Iraq
A half-dozen armoured sport utility vehicles
with guns pointing out the windows, careen onto Baghdad's busy airport
highway, bringing traffic to a screeching halt.
Iraqis have learned to keep a wary distance from the convoys of foreign
guns-for-hire in mirrored sunglasses and bulletproof vests,
"There's no conventional military solution to terrorism. If there were Israel would be the safest country in the world." – Bradley Whitford
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Good News

Don't-Hold-Your-Breath: Speaker of the House to Oppose CIA Nomination
Opposition within President Bush's own party to his
new nominee to head the CIA, General Michael Hayden, may start at the top.
Time Magazine is reporting on its website that House Speaker Dennis Hastert
(R-Ill) has indicated that he may oppose Hayden's appointment.
"The Speaker believes they should not have a military person leading the CIA, a
civilian agency," Ron Bonjean,
Hastert's communications director, told TIME.
General Hayden and Red from "That 70s Show"

Coincidence? I think not!
Biz-Tech News
Oil prices steady near $70 a barrel amid continuing worries about Iran Canadian Business
Former Enron executives' defense rests
President Reagan Ate Here
Customers will get more
than a burger and fries at the Northport McDonald's where President Reagan
chomped down on a Big Mac during a 1984 stop.
They'll get to see a bronze bust of the former president,
inside a case with a
halogen light shining on it 24 hours a day.
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Haiku - Fishing For Accomplishments
http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#05_07_06 Dub's best
time as Prez? |

Was it a perch or a bass that Bush caught?
Best moment as president was catching a largemouth bass, Bush says
Seattle Times, United States -
Bush's best moment in office? Reeling in big perch
Washington Post, United States -
Bush-Prison-Torture News
China Demands Albania Return Asylum Seekers Washington Post
Torture banned, US tells watchdog Cleveland Plain Dealer, OH
British Attorney General calls for Guantanamo to close
"This agency [FEMA] worked well under Bill Clinton. It didn't work under Bush's father. It didn't work under Bush. And, you know, Republicans always say government doesn't work; it's inefficient. Yeah, the way you do it." –
Bill Maher

C-Spammed
Political comedy often is intended to stir
controversy, but this doesn't usually involve broadcasting rights and the public
affairs network C-SPAN.
The cable network asked two Internet video providers, YouTube and IFILM, to pull
clips of Stephen Colbert's April 29 performance at the
Here's the entire C-Span video from Google http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4973617448770513925
Selected parts of the video provided in right hand columns

Go-F*ck-Yourself News
E-mail: mwluse@qwest.net
Subject: Your website (cattle crap)
Hey,
Just a note to let you know, your website reminds me of a stale dog
turd. Get a life. Find something you have the talent for... greeting
customers at WalMart comes to mind.
Marv Luse
Livermore, Colorado
Marv, I do have a life, making a living producing my website.
Am I to assume I should do what you want me to do?
I don't think those are the kind of freedoms our troops are dying for every day.
Maybe you should go find yourself a funny Republican political comedy site, oh...there aren't any.
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Odd News
Richards 'up and talking' after surgery Edmonton Sun
David Blaine's Bubble Bursts E! Online

This image provided by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Thursday May 4, 2006 shows a second red spot, smaller, emerging on Jupiter. For the first time in history, astronomers have witnessed the birth of a new red spot on the giant planet, which is located half a billion miles away. The storm is roughly one-half the diameter of its bigger and legendary cousin, the Great Red Spot. Researchers suggest that the new spot may be related to a possible major climate change in Jupiter's atmosphere. This image was taken with Hubble's Advanced Camera for Surveys on April 25, 2006.
Peace.