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"And Obama, so far, nobody can lay a glove on this guy because he's working so hard and doing a great job. But recently, he accidentally referred to Cinco de Mayo as Cinco de Cuatro. He apologized and said he only knows about 15 words of Spanish. Big deal. George W. Bush only knew about 15 words of English." --David Letterman
 

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• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4,284 AP

• Car bombs kill 17 in Baghdad, Iraqi police say AP

• Afghans protest deadly US-led strikes, four hurt AFP

• Taliban trap civilians in Pakistani war zone AP

• Iran hangs 9 people for murder, drug trafficking AP

• Running short of concrete, Gazans build mud homes AP

• Palestinian president to form new government AP

• Blackwater era ending in Iraq  CNN

Blackwater Cover Up

A defense contractor charged with trying to smuggle firearms out of Iraq claimed Blackwater guards asked him to help get rid of weapons after a deadly 2007 shooting in Baghdad, two government informants say in court documents.

The contractor told one of the informants that Blackwater guards wanted to dispose of the weapons before an investigation into the September 2007 shooting that left several civilians dead
 

"Well, this flu epidemic thing has become international. Mexico has filed a formal complaint against the country of China for seizing 70 of its citizens and quarantining them. China seized 70 people from Mexico, and Mexico said it was shocked. And, of course, the U.S. was stunned. Seventy? That's more than we've seized all year. Come on!" --Jay Leno

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Subject: Con-servatives

I know the con-servatives love the religious right and are scared stiff of them and Rush...but let's face it. Rush isn't Jesus and Palin isn't Mary. They are not the saviors of the GOP...but hey, bring em on...the humiliation they bring to themselves is fun.

Mary

I could not agree more! Otherwise this political humor site would be so boring.

Disturbing News

• China: 5,335 students dead, missing in 2008 quake AP

• 300 dogs dumped on Malaysia islands eat each other AP

• Wildfire burns homes in coastal Calif. enclave AP

• 17 percent of US children under 5 may face hunger AP

Palin Failin In Polls

A new poll from Hays Research in Anchorage says Gov. Sarah Palin now has 54 percent positive and 41. 6 percent negative rating in Alaska.

That's a dramatic change from the 86 percent positive and just 9 percent negative Hays reported in a poll on Palin almost exactly a year ago.

"And health officials have confirmed the first case of the virus being transmitted from a person to a pig. A farmer has transmitted the virus back to a pig. Scientists say they have not been able to come up with a good explanation on how this happened and neither has the farmer." --Jay Leno

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Okie Dokies

Although Gov. Brad Henry vetoed similar legislation 10 days earlier, House members Monday again approved a resolution claiming Oklahoma’s sovereignty.

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Why Is Condi Rice Joining the Torture Debate?TIME

• US radio host threatens to sue over blacklist AFP

• Cantor pushes back (gently) on Rush Politico

• Rah-rah, BCS! Politico

• Joe the Plumber calls gays 'queer' AP

• Another racy Prejean photo emerges CNN

• Hasselbeck: Bristol Palin 'perfect' to talk no sex CNN

Just Who Is Bristol Palin Working For?

Just because you’re wearing high-heeled sexy shoes doesn’t mean you should have a baby,” said Neil Cole.

I believe we can all rally around this sentiment.

Cole is the head of Iconix, a company that makes the Candie’s line of teen fashions. A couple of years ago, under fire from critics who accused him of dressing high schoolers like tarts, he established the Candie’s Foundation, which fights teen pregnancy. And there he was on Wednesday introducing the foundation’s new teen ambassador, Bristol Palin.
 

"Here's an unusual story. Only in Louisiana! I love Louisiana politics. This is my favorite. A porn star named Stormy Daniels is now embarking on a listening tour of the state of Louisiana. She's considering running for the Senate. A porn star running for the Senate. Porn to politics. That's kind of a lateral move, isn't it?" --Jay Leno

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Subject: You might be a right wing Republican if...

… you think the right to life ends at birth.

… you think that corporations have more compassion than humans.

… you think trickle down economics actually trickles down.

… you understand that getting people to vote on abortion issues will keep you in office and let you pass tax cuts for the upper class.

Art
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama Will Propose $17 Billion in Budget Cuts New York Times

• AP sources: Obama seeks hikes in domestic spending AP

• Al Franken schools heckler

Preaching Morality and Posing Semi-Nude

News that even more racy photos of Miss California Carrie Prejean might exist has stunned California's state pageant officials.
TMZ reported that Prejean sent an e-mail to Keith Lewis, co-director for the Miss California USA pageant, saying, "This was when I was 17 years old. I was a minor. It was when I was first getting into the modeling world, being naive, and young. I shouldnt (sic) have taken the photo of me in my underwear. There are no other photos of me. This was the only one I took."

But on Wednesday, pageant officials learned that at least three other racy pics exist.
 

"The White House announced today that Vice President Joe Biden has laryngitis. Yeah. They said that he has a rare strain they hope lasts until 2012." --Jay Leno
 

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Biz-Tech News

• OIL FUTURES:Nymex Crude Trades Near $57, Highest Since Nov 17 Wall Street Journal

• GM posts $6 billion loss for first quarter AP

• Lehman purchase boosts Barclays profits AFP

• Senate moves toward easing mortgage terms AP

Dishing the Dirt on Madoff

Bernard Madoff's longtime secretary said Wednesday that she believes the disgraced financier is not cooperating with authorities in order to protect others, and that he was a flirtatious boss who frequented massage parlors.

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• France to Accept Guantánamo Detainee New York Times

• Guantanamo North? Engler suggests UP prisons Detroit Free Press

Sobering Thought: Bankers Did More Harm To World Than Osama

Many of the banks receiving billions of dollars in federal aid owned or bankrolled subprime lenders that directly contributed to the unraveling of the global economy, according to a new report.

President Obama may choose a Supreme Court nominee by the end of the week. That’s fast. Nothing against the President, but doesn’t it worry you that it took him 10 times longer to decide on a dog?- Craig Ferguson

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Cheney Chooses Spotlight Over Keeping Quiet NPR

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Odd News

• Schwarzenegger: Time To Debate Legalizing Pot CBS News

• Cuban rolls record-breaking 43-meter cigar AFP

• Here she comes: Saudi's Miss Beautiful Morals AP

• World's Smallest Light Bulb Created LiveScience.com

• 12 things you didn't know about deodorant CNN

• Cow bolts NY slaughterhouse, milks hour of freedom AP

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Charity worker Ben Southall telephones his parents on Hamilton Island in the Whitsunday Islands, after being awarded the job of caretaker of an Australian tropical island. The charity worker won "the best job in the world" as caretaker of a tropical island on Australia's Great Barrier Reef after an unprecedented global search.
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