Thursday edition - May 3, 2007





Bush: 'I'm the Commander Guy'
Radar Online, NY - 5-3-07
And as you know, my position is clear—I'm the commander guy." As of 4:50 pm, was not yet offering an "I'm the Commander Guy" T-shirt. ...


Senior VA officials get big bonuses
Charlotte Observer, NC - 5-3-07
Annual bonuses to senior VA officials now average more than $16000 - the most lucrative in government. The VA said the payments are necessary to retain ...

US inspector general for Iraq under investigation
Reuters AlertNet, UK - 5-3-07
WASHINGTON, May 2 (Reuters) - Stuart Bowen, the US special inspector general for Iraq reconstruction whose office has uncovered abuse of both Iraqi and US funds, is under investigation himself, a White House spokeswoman said on Wednesday.


The Commander Guy sure picks a bunch of losers to be in charge. It must be the birds-of-a-feather-flock-together theory.



Now George W. Bush has morphed into "The Commander Guy." Does he change outfits in a phone booth? - Grant Gerver,


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Iraqi Politicians Going On Vacation


Lawmakers divided over whether to keep U.S. troops in Iraq are finding common ground on at least one topic: They are furious that Iraqi politicians are considering a lengthy break this summer.




These signs were posted on US roads and freeways from April 18 - 28, 2007.



"Four years ago, the president stood on the deck of an aircraft carrier and announced 'Mission Accomplished.' Two years later, the president appointed one of the main architects of that mission, Paul Wolfowitz, to head the World Bank. Because when someone has been completely wrong about everything, you gotta put him where he can't do any harm, like in charge of the world's poor." --Jon Stewart





Disturbing News


"Did you hear about the Washington, D.C., madam? She was running a call girl operation, and they think a lot of congressmen and senators and high ranking politicians were visiting the prostitutes. It's just crazy...Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David Letterman

Elephants Herd to St. Ronald's Cathedral


 Ten Republican White House contenders, led by early favorites Rudolph Giuliani and John McCain, will crowd the stage on Thursday for their first debate in an already heated 2008 presidential campaign.

A week after the Democratic candidates held their opening debate but more than 18 months before the November 2008 election, the Republicans take their turn in the political spotlight at the presidential library of conservative hero Ronald Reagan outside Los Angeles.





Republican Shenanigans


"This week, all the Republican candidates will be coming to California ... to debate each other at the Reagan Library. The winner will then be selected by Exxon-Mobil." --Jay Leno



Rumsfeld to Receive Statesmanship Award at 2007 Churchill Dinner Really



Larry the Cable Guy sends congratulatory telegram to George the Commander Guy. - Grant Gerver,


Rock-The-Voter News


"President Bush still uses the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. About once a month, he'll hang it up in the bedroom." --David Letterman






Biz-Tech News






Bush-Prison-Torture News


"The Vice Commander Guy" also held the pen while "The Commander Guy" vetoed the bill to bring our Troops home. - Grant Gerver,


Go-F***-Yourself News




"That's what makes this country great. The fact that thousands of Mexican people march in a state with an Austrian governor waving American flags made in China." --Jay Leno



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This satellite image provided by NASA, taken Monday, April 30, 2007, shows a number of fires continuing to burn in southeastern Georgia. Active fire regions are indicated on the image with red pixels. Photo/NASA