"There are some people who are saying that maybe Dick Cheney is setting himself up to actually run for president. You know, it makes sense. Republicans are looking for fresh blood, and Cheney just had some yesterday." --Bill Maher
 

North Korea tested another nuclear bomb. The fear is that North Korea will sell this nuclear weapon to some unstable, volatile world leader, you know, like Dick Cheney.- Jay Leno

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• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4301 The Associated Press

• State Department Official Is Among 3 Killed in Iraq New York Times

• Official: Car bombing kills about 30 in Pakistan

• North Korea threatens attack if ships checked Reuters

• Army chief: Troops could be in Iraq after 2012 AP

• First French Military Base Opens in the Persian Gulf Washington Post

North Korea Threats

 North Korea threatened military action Wednesday against U.S. and South Korean warships plying the waters near the Koreas' disputed maritime border, raising the specter of a naval clash just days after the regime's underground nuclear test.

"North Korea tested a nuclear bomb today. I don't want to say this is a big deal, but it actually knocked 'Jon & Kate Plus 8' right off the front page." --Jay Leno
 

Judge Sotomayor said she seemed overwhelmed today, and she said it really won’t sink in until she hears Rush Limbaugh say he hopes she fails.- Jay Leno

Disturbing News

• Cyclone Aila toll up to 191 in India, Bangladesh AP

• Priest fired for beating drug addicts Reuters

"The other day George Bush gave a speech at a graduating high school class. He wondered why they didn't give him an honorary degree, but that's another story. It's interesting, he said he finds not being president liberating. Agreed." --Bill Maher
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Log Cabin Republicans Fire Back on California's Gay Marriage Ban U.S. News & World Report

• Former NYPD commissioner Kerik indicted CNN

• O'Reilly again claims that if gay marriage was legalized, "you could have married a duck" Media Matters

• NOW's Gandy "pleased" previous conservative guest "didn't do like Glenn Beck and say 'Hey, Hispanic chick lady!' "Media Matters

• Coulter calls "wise Latina" comment "racist" Media Matters

• Alaskans Honor Dead As Palin Pulls Diva Card HuffingtonPost

"[Bush] told the kids it's interesting the way life turns out, and now he finds himself walking the dog and picking up poop. Finally, something he can actually find. He couldn't find Osama, he couldn't find the weapons of mass destruction. If only we'd be attacked by dog s**t, we'd be OK." –Bill Maher
 

"Being a voracious reader, I read a lot today and have read a lot growing up." - Sarah Palin

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama raises money for Democrats out West AP

• Sotomayor made a law firm apologize AP

• Gay marriage battle to return to Calif. ballot AP

• Kennedy Heir May Launch Illinois Senate Bid CQPolitics

• Burris Taped Offering Check to Governor ABC News

Actually, the Republicans were a little disappointed. When they heard Obama said he might appoint a minority, they went, “Oh, great, a Republican!” - Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden's former cook -- I believe his name was Goatgang Puck if I'm not mistaken -- is coming to New York to face charges. You know, we also got his driver. And here's the good news. I understand we're closing in on his pool boy and his aroma therapist. Yeah, we are closing the net." --Jay Leno
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil rises to 6-month high above $63

• Survey: Most economists see recession end in '09 AP

• Hawaii hotels offer great (and bizarre) deals AP

• Show me the money: 5th-graders pick winning stocks AP

"They put a provision in the credit card bill to let people carry guns in national parks. So when you're buried under a mountain of debt, at least you have a scenic place to go kill yourself." --Bill Maher

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Ex-spy chief in Italy denies role in CIA kidnap AP

• Afghan was taken to Guantanamo aged 12: rights group Reuters

Gitmo Alum

 Seventy-four, or one out of every seven, terrorism suspects formerly held at the U.S. detention site at Guantanamo Bay are confirmed or suspected of having returned to terrorism, the Pentagon said on Tuesday.

"Defense Secretary Robert Gates said the other day that the prison at Guantanamo Bay has become a taint on the reputation of America. And that's what the Bush administration will always be remembered as -- America's taint." --Bill Maher

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Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Cheney wants us to stop asking questions Pensacola News Journal

Will the Pope Excommunicate Mel Gibson?

 Actor Mel Gibson, who is going through a divorce from his wife of 28 years, said on Monday his Russian girlfriend is expecting their baby.

"This is true," Gibson said during an appearance on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" after the host asked him to confirm speculation that musician Oksana Grigorieva was pregnant.
 

"Honolulu just conducted our nation's first all-digital election. This is so cool. No voting booths, people cast their votes online or by phone. Everyone here at 'Late Night' would like to congratulate Honolulu's new mayor, a piano playing cat." --Jimmy Fallon
 

The California Supreme Court today upheld Proposition 8, the ban on gay marriage, but that’s not all. The court also upheld Prop 9, which allows metrosexuals to continue using too much bronzer.- Jimmy Fallon

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