It is embarrassing to watch Bush not realize that he is playing the lead in The Emperor's New Clothes. "Last night President Bush announced his plan for Iraq He called for the rebuilding of Iraq's economy, getting international cooperation, bringing in new leadership. The same thing Kerry is calling for here." Jay Leno
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"The president... laid out his new plan to hand over power in Iraq. You know at this point George Bush saying he has a new plan for Iraq is like William Hung saying he has a new song." —Jay Leno
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Disney/Miramax -- Waist Deep in Politics. "Doctor's concluded that the president's fall hadn't done any damage when he appeared confused and disoriented." —Craig Kilborn Disturbing News
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republican if.........you'd rather hug a smokestack than hug a tree. Cicadas Attack Texcadas
Cicadas, unlike George, cause no long-term harm "The cicadas emerged after 17 years of being underground and they have been asleep for the last 17 years, just like the CIA." David Letterman John Kerry News
"What's another word for thesaurus?" Steven Wright
Undated file photo of a Leica 250 GG camera with electric motordrive MOOEV from 1944 in excellent condition which is to be auctioned, Saturday, May 29, 2004, at the Westlicht gallery in Vienna. With a start prize of 80,000 euros, it will be the most expensive 35 mm camera ever sold in an auction. More information about the camera and the 'Photographica Auction' can be found on the web at www.westlicht-auction.com . (Westlicht/Marco Pauer/ho) Biz/Tech News
"Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears." Steven Wright
US: No Comment on Iran Duping the US The party of Ronald Reagan has become the party of Elmer Gantry. Susan DuQuesnay House, Senate Agree to 3.5 Percent Raise for Servicemembers in 2005
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LISA, THANKS FOR THE GREAT PAGE. I LOOK AT IT EVERYDAY. MY WIFE, WHO IS MEXICAN, SAYS THAT SHE WISHES YOUR PAGE WERE ALSO AVAILABLE IN SPANISH. I GUESS THE MEXICAN PEOPLE VIEW BUSH AS AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THAN WE DO. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BABY. Thanks for writing. I, sadly, am Unilingual. You might be a right wing republican if......you believe God Guns and Guts is either moral, logical or literate.
New Zealand's most active volcano, Whakarri (White Island), in the Bay of Plenty. A prankster glued a pink dinosaur over the lense of the camera scientists use to monitor the remote island.(HO) Peace.
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