…Today,
confronted by the graphic horrors of Abu Ghraib prison, by ginned-up
intelligence to justify war, by 652 American deaths since presidential
operatives declared "Mission Accomplished," Republican leaders have yet to
suggest that George W. Bush be held responsible for the disaster in Iraq and
that perhaps he, not just Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, is ill-suited
for his job….
Scholars affiliated with war college criticize Bush's
defense ...
Centre Daily Times, PA - 5-26-04
... of the US Army War College in Pennsylvania is nearly
indistinguishable from any small, Midwestern college. ... sharp criticism of
the Bush administration's defense ...
It is embarrassing to watch
Bush not realize that he is playing the lead in The Emperor's New Clothes.
"Last
night President Bush announced his plan for Iraq He called for the rebuilding of
Iraq's economy, getting international cooperation, bringing in new leadership.
The same thing Kerry is calling for here."Jay Leno
Gore: Rummy, Condi, other Bushies should get canned
New York Daily News, NY - 5-26-04
Former Vice President AlGore was to call for the
resignation of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and several other Bush
administration officials in a ...
"The
president... laid out his new plan to hand over power in Iraq. You know at this
point George Bush saying he has a new plan for Iraq is like William Hung saying
he has a new song." —Jay Leno
Little
George Bush sat on his tush
at a fund-raising table.
He stuck out his tongue
and pardoned someone,
Cain, for the murder of Able.
John Grant
- Japan
You might be a right wing
republican if.........you'd rather hug a smokestack than hug a tree.
Cicadas Attack Texcadas
Cicadas, unlike George, cause no long-term harm
Cincinnati Post, OH - May 24, 2004 ... And most obviously of all, if it goes after trees in
an honest fashion, it's a cicada. Like a mutant cicadidae (Tex-cada),
President Bush seems determined to ...
"The
cicadas emerged after 17 years of being underground and they have been asleep
for the last 17 years, just like the CIA." David Letterman
"What's another word for thesaurus?" Steven Wright
Undated file
photo of a Leica 250 GG camera with electric motordrive MOOEV from 1944 in
excellent condition which is to be auctioned, Saturday, May 29, 2004, at the
Westlicht gallery in Vienna. With a start prize of 80,000 euros, it will be the
most expensive 35 mm camera ever sold in an auction. More information about the
camera and the 'Photographica Auction' can be found on the web at
www.westlicht-auction.com . (Westlicht/Marco
Pauer/ho)
"Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears."Steven Wright
US: No Comment on Iran Duping the US
KTOK, TX - 5-26-04 ... But Britain's Guardian newspaper reported Tuesday US
intelligence officials suspect Iran used Chalabi to dupe the Bush
administration into invading Iraq by ...
The
party of Ronald Reagan has become the party of Elmer Gantry.
Susan DuQuesnay
LISA, THANKS FOR THE GREAT PAGE. I LOOK AT
IT EVERYDAY. MY WIFE, WHO IS MEXICAN, SAYS THAT SHE WISHES YOUR PAGE WERE ALSO
AVAILABLE IN SPANISH. I GUESS THE MEXICAN PEOPLE VIEW BUSH AS AN EVEN BIGGER
IDIOT THAN WE DO. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BABY.
Thanks for writing. I,
sadly, am Unilingual.
You might be a right wing
republican if......you believe God Guns and Guts is either moral, logical or
literate.
New
Zealand's most active volcano, Whakarri (White Island), in the Bay of Plenty. A
prankster glued a
pink dinosaur over the lense of the camera scientists use to monitor the
remote island.(HO)
"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush might
have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be able to
salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman, About.com
Guide to Political Humor.
