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May 23, 2004 Sunday Edition

Bush Suffers Minor Abrasions in Fall from Bicycle
Reuters - 5-23-04
By Caren Bohan. CRAWFORD, Texas (Reuters) - President Bush suffered minor abrasions after falling off a mountain bike while cycling ...

Bush Twins Ready for Their Close-Up
Los Angeles Times (subscription), CA - 5-23-04
As they leave college and their relatively low profiles behind, the president's daughters will join his reelection campaign. By ...

Jenna Bush opts to skip graduation ceremony

Boston Globe 5-23-04

AUSTIN, Texas -- President Bush wasn't the only one who skipped the pomp and circumstance of his daughter's graduation from the University of Texas yesterday. Jenna Bush did not participate ...

Who would have thought Bush would provide us with laughter after such a horrific week of news?

Report Links US General to Iraq Prison Abuse Case
Reuters - 5-23-04
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A lawyer for a soldier charged in the Abu Ghraib abuse case said a captain at the Iraqi prison has charged that Army Lt. Gen. ...

Sergeant Punished for Talk of Abuse
Washington Post, DC - May 21, 2004
By Josh White. A US Army military intelligence soldier who spoke publicly about alleged abuse at the Abu Ghraib prison this week ...

US Denies Report That General Saw Abuse
Tallahassee Democrat, FL - 5-23-04
BAGHDAD, Iraq - The US military command on Sunday denied a report that the top US general in Iraq was present during...

Republican noses aren't only in American's sex lives.

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Iraqi senior official survives attack Salt Lake Tribune, UT
20 Iraqis dead in mosque battle but political costs mount for Bush AFP
Report Links U.S. General to Iraq Prison Abuse Case Reuters
Fighting Continues in Kufa; Karbala Quiet AP
Car Bomb Kills 5, Injures Iraqi Minister AP
U.S. Soldier Killed South of Baghdad AP
Released Iraqi Prisoners Tell of Abuse AP
Australia Probes Alleged U.S. Jail Abuse AP
4 U.S. Soldiers Injured in Afghanistan AP
Justice Probes CIA on 3 Prisoner Deaths AP
Gadhafi Threatens to Leave Arab League San Luis Obispo Tribune, CA
U.K. Paper Publishes Alleged Iraq Memo AP
U.S. Says No Evidence of Wedding at Site AP
Chalabi Wants US Compensation After Baghdad Raid Reuters

"Not everyone can walk around in an alcoholic haze and then at the age of 40, decide to be president. You've got to work really hard." Jon Stewart at his alma mater, William & Mary

"On the job and elsewhere in life, choose your friends carefully." Advice from the president (who put Chalabi in power, then removed him, and son of the president who put Noriega in power and removed him) after receiving an honorary doctor of science degree from Louisiana State University

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The death-knell of the republic had rung as soon as the active power became lodged in the hands of those who sought, not to do justice to all citizens, rich and poor alike, but to stand for one special class and for its interests as opposed to the interests of others.

Theodore Roosevelt, Labor Day speech at Syracuse, NY, Sept 7, 1903 ("Theodore Rex" - Edmund Morris)

Dan.

Hi Dan,
Thanks for writing.
The quote you sent inspired me to write a little 2 line poem--yet untitled.

The sound of the death knell that would be so sweet
Is the snap of Bush branches beneath Kerry's feet

It is our only hope to stop the madness.

Rush Limbaugh and Private England: The Odd Couple

Disturbing News

28 killed in Kashmir landmine blast day after new Indian PM takes ... Channel News Asia, Singapore
Red Cross Will Return to Guantanamo Bay AP
Pakistan Army Lodges Protest AP
Prison Abuse Anger Unites Arabs at Summit AP
U.S. Pension Insurer Posts $9.7B Deficit AP
Nazi-Era Judge Nomination Rattles Germany AP
Navy Crew Remembers 1967 Israeli Attack AP
Dissent runs in family of soldier who deserted; father is leftist ... San Francisco Chronicle, CA
Official Compares Israeli Action to Nazis' AP

Republican Sex-On-The-Brain News

DeWine fires aide for racy Web diary
Cleveland Plain Dealer, OH - 5-22-04
An entry-level aide to Ohio GOP Sen. Mike DeWine was fired Friday for posting "unsuitable and offensive" sexual material on a Web ...

Biz/Tech News

More oil from OPEC? CNN
New Web Structure Promoted PC World
Internet Transforms U.S. Adoption Process Reuters
Drug Firms Say, 'No, Canada' Los Angeles Times
G7 to Call on OPEC to Pump More Oil Reuters
White House: Inflation Not a Threat Reuters

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Republican Shenanigans

Justice Dept. Memos Dispute POW Treaties AP
South Dakota Senate Race Ensnarls Leaders AP
Many Oppose U.S. Peacekeeper Exemptions AP
U.S. to Deny Visas for Resort Chain Execs AP
House Panel Argues Over Abuse in Iraq AP
GOP Leaders Retreat, Postpone Budget Vote AP
U.S. Hears of Uzbekistan Torture Reports AP
Prisons Based on Faith The Ledger, FL
U.S. Bioweapons Research May Violate Law AP
Surge in Bush campaign funds spark doubts The Hindu, India

"I was a Republican. Today, I am a Democrat. I am 75 years old. To have to wait three years to go to Cuba to see my grandson? He lost many thousands of votes here." said Carlos Chediak, who voted for Bush in 2000

Nursery Crimes

Ahmad Chalabi told a lie.
Ahmad Chalabi made Bush cry.
But all of our tanks,
helicopters and troops,
couldn't change Chalabi's lies
to truth.

John Grant – Japan

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John Kerry News

Kerry May Delay Democratic Nomination AP
Kerry Undecided on Delaying Nomination Newsday, NY
DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE BY SENATOR JOHN KERRY (D-MA) Federal News Service (subscription), DC
Kerry makes contest for Bush in Southwest The Olympian, W

Good News

Democrats ' Bill Combines Homeland Security And Civil Liberties Information Week
GOP Senator Rips Bush on Iraq, Terrorism AP
Senator to Veneman: Resign Over Mad Cow AP
GOP feels heat as poll numbers fall Fort Wayne Journal Gazette, IN
N.Korea Lets Japan Abductees' Relatives Leave Reuters
Iraqi Insurgents Release Spanish Reporter AP

You might be a rightwing republican if...you think Clinton's recently-destroyed budget surplus was
"voodoo economics."

You might be a right wing republican if...you respect a news organization that employs Oliver North

American Wart News

Russert subpoenaed in CIA leak probe MSNBC
Former BIA official urged prison fixes USATODAY.com
Pipe bomb found at Boynton Beach park exploded South Florida Sun-Sentinel, FL
FDA: Outbreaks May Be From Salad Packages AP
Suit: Disney Fired Woman Who Wore Hijab AP

Republican Honor and Dignity in Congress

Rep. Tom Reynolds of New York, Matsui's Republican counterpart, said that House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi, who on Thursday said Bush was an incompetent president, "should just go back to her pastel-colored condo in San Francisco and keep her views to herself" rather than blame Bush for the war.

Pelosi replied to Reynolds through an aide who said "the Democratic leader lives in a red brick townhouse in San Francisco," not a pastel condo

Rep. Jeff Miller, R-Fla., interrupted his questioning to observe that if Pelosi attended a hearing and listened to U.S. generals, she would "spend less time trying to bash those who are trying to protect this country" and "might learn a thing or two."

Rep. Ellen Tauscher, D-Alamo, defended Pelosi from Miller's attack, saying: "With all due respect, Mr. Miller, I sat here and listened to you politically attack the leader of my party who I think asked some very serious and sobering questions. And if you're going to turn this into a political meeting perhaps you should leave this building to do that."

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Odd News

Ex-minister who killed wife gets parole MLive.com, MI
ESA admits "Great Wall" on satellite photo a mistake Xinhua, China
Bush Grants Pardons, Commutes Sentences AP
Customs Admits Reporters With Wrong Visa AP
Boston in an Uproar Over Democratic Convention Plan Reuters
Seattle Radio Host Running for Congress AP
Spanish Prince Marries Ex-TV Anchorwoman AP
UK Mulled Using Birds for Bio-War After WW2 - Files Reuters
History Film Sparks Airport Security Scare Reuters
First Janet Jackson, Now Nipple Video Banned Reuters
Women strengthened Russian WW2 spy rings
Canada rolls out red carpet for Mexican strippers
Bruce, Brenda or David? Canadian Man Raised as Girl Reuters

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You might be a right wing republican if...you think that the fossil record is the work of the devil

Approximately 3,000 Los Angeles school children sit in the sand to form the message 'keep oceans alive!' Friday, May 21, 2004, at Dockweiler Beach in Los Angeles. The aerial art was part of a statewide Ocean Day beach cleanup, which the students also participated in as part of an Adopt-A-Beach school assembly program. (City of Los Angeles, Rene Macura, HO)

Peace.

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