FYI: Chalabi is wanted in
Jordan for bank fraud.
"There is talk now that
President Bush may tap into our emergency oil reserves. But I'm asking didn't we
already do this? Wasn't that called invading Iraq?" —Craig Kilborn

Bush leads 'pep rally' for GOP lawmakers
Seattle Times, WA - 5-21-04
By Dana Milbank and Charles Babington. WASHINGTON — President
Bush ascended Capitol Hill yesterday for what Republican lawmakers ...
"I've seen how well things
can work out for a C student." - George "Legacy Abuser" Bush delivering
LSU's commencement address instead of attending his own daughter's graduation
Terror Alert
FBI Issues Homeland Suicide Bomber Warning - TIME
...The
FBI bulletin also notes that suicide bombers may disguise themselves in stolen
military, police or firefighter's garb, or even as pregnant women...
FBI
warns of bombers in America
Boston Herald, MA
FBI warns of
possible suicide attacks
CNN
Breaking News
Martha Stewart stock jumps on report of charges against government official
San Francisco Chronicle, CA
Forensic Expert Charged With Lying in Martha Stewart Case
TheStreet.com, NY
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News
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U.S. Marine Dies in Iraq Vehicle Accident AP
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Four Arrested in Iraq for Berg Killing
AP
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18 Killed in Heavy Fighting in Karbala
AP
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Al-Jazeera cameraman, eight others, killed in holy Iraq city
Channel
News Asia, Singapore
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Top job in Iraq said to be offered
Boston
Globe, MA
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Italian MPs reject
Iraq pull-out BBC News, UK
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Spanish Journalist Held by Shi'ite Group in Najaf
Reuters
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One incident. Forty dead. Two stories. What really happened? Independent,
UK
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Abuse cited as the norm
London
Free Press, Canada
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Exclusive: Shocking Details on Abuse of Reuters Staffers in Iraq
Editor &
Publisher
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Reuters slams US military over death of cameraman in Iraq
AFP
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Analyst: Iraqi's son abused
Newsday, NY
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US faces more allegations of Iraq torture
Financial Times, UK
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Afghan
Policies on Questioning Taken to Iraq
New York
Times, NY
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CIA
investigates death of three detainees
CNN/SI
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US official identifies
dead Iraqi prisoner in photo
CNN
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Smiling in the face of a dead prisoner
The
Australian, Australia
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Red Cross Criticizes U.S. For Air Strikes Near Syrian Border
Radio
FreeEurope
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Abuse reports delayed in reaching generals
San Jose
Mercury News (subscription), CA
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Memo Gave Intelligence Bigger Role
Washington Post
More birds of a feather...

Arrows pointing to Ahmed
Chalabi and Laura Bush
Mrs. Bush applauds her special guest, Dr. Adnan Pachachi, President
of the Iraqi Governing Council, during President Bush's State of the
Union Address at the U.S. Capitol Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004. "Sir, America
stands with you and the Iraqi people as you build a free and peaceful
nation," said the President in his acknowledgement of Dr. Pachachi.
White House photo by Paul Morse.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/01/20040120-7.html
Disturbing News
As the
President is getting off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies:
"These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs.
I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld"
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies,
"Nice trade, sir."

Email
I am OUTRAGED that a P.O.S.
like Dennis Hastert has the nerve to criticize John McCain about sacrifice.
McCain is a true Patriot, even if he his a Republican.
Keep up the good work, I'm a big AHNC fan.
-Craig
I agree.
The GOP mantra
should be When in doubt, denigrate their
patriotism
Hi Lisa!
Imagine my chagrin when I read about Dennis Hastert
lecturing John McCain about sacrifice. I have repeatedly said
the Republican right trashes even their own if they go against the
party, and today we have ugly proof of that. I wrote Mr. Hastert and
told him he owed Mr. McCain an apology. Do you think he'll give one?
Alan
Commandment XII: Republicans never have to say they're
sorry.
Listening to Chickenhawk Hastert (fyi: he got a deferment for bad knees during
Vietnam and went on to coach high school wrestling) dress down McCain is akin to
Bush & Co. bashing McCain's POW years during the 2000 South Carolina primary or
Saxby Chambliss denigrating the patriotism of Max Cleland, Vietnam triple
amputee or Bush & Co denigrating John Kerry’s medals.
Methinks the rightwingers are afraid of McCain.
And they should be because he tells the truth.

Sent in by Mel
Nursery Crimes
Talk, talk,
Chickenhawks squawk!
Bush's bus is coming to town;
words of fear, a simpering leer,
and lies spread all around.
John Grant -
Japan

Will We Get To Vote in 2004 News?
What Giuliani Missed
Washington
Post, DC - 5-21-04
By EJ Dionne Jr. For perhaps 72 hours after 8:45 am Sept. 11, 2001, Rudy
Giuliani played the role of acting president of the United States. ...
Giuliani's 9/11 account clashes
with evidence
International Herald Tribune, France - 5-21-04
NEW YORK In the epic accounts of Sept. 11 provided this week by former Mayor
Rudolph Giuliani and his aides, the police and fire ...
We were too easy on Rudy
Newsday, NY - 5-21-04
BY THOMAS FRANK. WASHINGTON - A member of the Sept. 11 commission expressed
regret yesterday over the questioning of former New York ...
It's Time For
NAME THAT TOON!

Enter your caption in the
anonymous machine below!
Republican Shenanigans

Kuchma, Bush Sr. discuss Ukrainian-US relations
Interfax, Ukraine - 5-21-04
Kyiv, May 21 (Interfax-Ukraine) - Ukrainian President Leonid
Kuchma and the 41st President of the US George Bush Sr. discussed current ...
Oil reserve quandary
Monterey County Herald, CA - 5-21-04
... In 1991 as oil prices soared in advance of a war with
Iraq, former President Bush authorized the release and sale
of 33 million barrels. ...
"There
are now videos from Iraq showing American soldiers having group sex. Well, who
said men and women couldn't serve in the Armed Forces together, huh? It's
working out great, yeah!" Jay Leno

The Wastrel Son
By Paul
Krugman New York Times
It seems
increasingly likely that the nation will end up disowning President Bush and his
debts...
Biz/Tech News
"An article came out in New
Yorker Magazine that said in order to gather intelligence Secretary of Defense
Donald Rumsfeld authorized a secret program that encouraged the sexual
humiliation of Iraqi prisoners. Rumsfeld said the article is outlandish,
conspiratorial and full of conjecture. He didn't say it was wrong. He just said
all those things." —Jay Leno
Good News
Michael Moore gets burned by public face - Akron
Beacon Journal (subscription)
Odd News

"President Bush said today he
wants U.S. troops to pull out — of each other." —Jay Leno
Email
422 billion dollars divided by 292.078.602 us-citizens ... an incredible amount
of money ...
do you know maybe how much money your government plans to spend for education ?
Erich-
Austria
Great
question. Here is a link to the budget
President Bush Requests $57.3 billion
in discretionary appropriations for the Department of Education for FY 2005.
"You know all about the cicadas, they come to New York City every 17 years to
have sex. No wait a minute, that's the Republican Convention."
David Letterman

In this NASA image obtained 04
May, 2004, shows a port on the International Space Station (ISS). A well known
Japanese personality, whose name is being kept secret, is to go on a mission to
the International Space Station (ISS) orbiting the Earth, a
US company announced.
(NASA/HO)
Peace.
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