Well, the Right Wing Republican Revolt at Notre Dame went well. roflol
"Barack Obama said that his Administration will not release the photographs of detainee abuse. Not because they don't want to, but because they can't get the password for Dick Cheney's camera phone." --Jimmy Fallon
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam Cheney's Daughter Chimes In
Waterboarding was not
used to produce intelligence that linked Iraq to al Qaeda in the run-up to the
war in Iraq,
former Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter said Sunday.
"Does this name ring a bell -- evil Dick Cheney? He's in New York City. He's on another one of his stops on his 'Don't Say I Didn't Warn You Tour.' And he is in New York City. And he has one of those crazy, embarrassing New York City moments. He's driving in a cab. And it turns out the cabdriver is somebody Cheney had waterboarded. It was crazy." --David Letterman
Disturbing News Cheesus
Many people have seen and heard about the likeness of Jesus turning up in unlikely places. Now, one North Texas family says they found Jesus in a cheese snack.
A Chicago-area company is coming out with hair products under the brand, “Blago: It’s Bleep’n Golden!” The name is inspired by ousted Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. It was originally called “Gee, Your Hair Smells Illicit.” - Laugh Lines
Courtesy of Compassionate Conservatives
Subject: Panetta and Karl Rove
Hi Lisa: This is sort of
old news but Don Monkerud is a local writer and
This column appeared in the Watsonville, California, Register-Pajaronian.
The Panetta Institute is
now headed by Thanks for writing Alice. Loved the article about Rove.
I understand Panetta standing up for the CIA.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi should have chosen her words more carefully but she isn't the best communicator. That was an awful press conference she held. She looked and sounded guilty.
Pelosi has been shooting herself in the foot with many Democrats since she took "impeachment off the table".
It's sad to watch the first female speaker of the House blowing in the wind.
I hope she is innocent this because Democrats don't need this!
Republican-Shenanigans News
GOP Infighting Continues
A combative Lindsey Graham got into a sharp back-and-forth with some audience members at the South Carolina GOP convention on Saturday as he made the case for an open-tent Republican party.
"To raise money for California, Governor Schwarzenegger says he's willing to sell some of the state's aging landmarks, like San Quentin Prison. So far, the only bid has come from Dick Cheney. Apparently, he wants to use it as a vacation home in the summer. 'I can just relax in the atmosphere.'" --Craig Ferguson
Subject: Miss California
Hi Lisa, With Carrie Prejean aka Miss California in the news, I'm surprised our buddy Joe Scarborough didn't offer his laser like insight on the Miss California mess. Joe was the lawyer for a beauty pageant when he first ran for Congress in 1994. Hmmm, so odd he wouldn't give us his "experienced" insight. I'm sure you already knew. Lannie - Pensacola, FL
Yes, I did know that Joe's only real "lawyering" experience was for some "family connected beauty pageant" before he became a Congressman.
If I were him I wouldn't admit it either! lol Hell, we may find out how stupid the voters of Pensacola were to put such an inexperienced conservative political hack in office.
He was our Sarah Palin, wasn't he? Hell, he still is.
"Happy birthday to Miss California, Carrie Prejean, who turned twenty-two today. Her breasts turned one."- Jimmy Kimmel
Lest we forget …
Rock-The-Voter News
Creepy Christians
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld prepared top-secret military intelligence briefs for former President George W. Bush with cover sheets featuring triumphant images from the Iraq war with "Crusades-like" Bible messages, according to an exclusive report in the latest June issue of GQ magazine.
"He can't take a waterboarding. I can break Sean Hannity just by giving him a middle seat in coach." -- Wanda Sykes
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Didn't They Try This Before? New York Times To Charge for Web Content
The New York Times is
reportedly close to deciding on some kind of paid-Web strategy, the New York
Observer reported today.
Medicare and Social Security are closer to default than previously thought. So we may have to postpone that whole getting-sicker-and-older thing. – Will Durst
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Well, if I had to choose in terms of being a Republican, I'd go with Rush Limbaugh, I think," ... "I think my take on it was Colin had already left the party. I didn't know he was still a Republican"- Dick Cheney
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"Pfizer has announced that they will be giving their drugs away to anyone who lost their job, including Viagra. They want to give everyone Viagra to give fired employees the chance to do to their loved ones the same thing their company just did to them." - Jimmy Kimmel
In case you missed it …
In its
tireless effort to provide news and giggles for its readers, All Hat No Cattle
offers this Monday glimpse back at the previous week with an emphasis on the
weekend dump. (We mean the time preferred by government officials, politicians
and titans of industry to release unsavory news in the hope it receives less
media coverage – not the bathroom activity.) A storm blew up immediately after the University of Notre Dame invited Obama to address Sunday's commencement exercises. It still rages, with anti-abortion activists promising to disrupt the president's appearance, where he was to receive an honorary degree.
Sat., 5-16-09 City officials had warned they would not tolerate marches or rallies supporting the rights of gays and lesbians. Activists had targeted Moscow, which was holding the finals of the Eurovision song contest on Saturday, to press their claims that Russia officially sanctions homophobia.
The issue of what did the speaker know about the interrogation method — and when did she know it — has deepened the fault lines between the two political parties. Pelosi was unequivocal about a CIA briefing she received in the fall of 2002.
State Sen. Kim Hendren told The Associated Press on Thursday that he was wrong to refer to Schumer's religious affiliation during a Pulaski County Republican Committee meeting last week. Hendren said he doesn't remember the exact wording of his comment, but he was quoted by conservative blogger Jason Tolbert as calling Schumer "that Jew." "I ought not to have referred to it at all," Hendren told the AP. "When I referred to him as Jewish, it wasn't because I don't like Jewish people."
“The publication of these photos would not add any additional benefit to our understanding of what was carried out in the past by small number of individuals,” the president told reporters Wednesday as he left the White House on a two-day trip to the Southwest. “In fact,' he said, "the most direct consequence of releasing them, I believe, would be to further inflame anti-American opinion and to put our troops in greater danger.”
WASHINGTON (AP) – A Louisiana Republican has agreed to stop blocking the White House's pick to lead FEMA amid bipartisan criticism that he was leaving the agency vulnerable just a few weeks away from hurricane season. Sen. David Vitter had put a hold on confirming Craig Fugate at the Federal Emergency Management Agency until FEMA officials provided answers on several lingering questions involving Hurricane Katrina rebuilding. With hurricane season starting June 1, Vitter's delay had won support from some local officials and the Louisiana Floodplain Management Association, who want FEMA to take a second look at parts of southern Louisiana that it has labeled high-risk flood zones ineligible for rebuilding funds.
Even as Cheney embraced efforts to expand the party by ex-Govs. Jeb Bush of Florida and Mitt Romney of Massachusetts and the House's No. 2 Republican, Virginia Rep. Eric Cantor, the former vice president appeared to write his one-time colleague Powell out of the GOP. Asked about recent verbal broadsides between Limbaugh and Powell, Cheney said, "If I had to choose in terms of being a Republican, I'd go with Rush Limbaugh. My take on it was Colin had already left the party. I didn't know he was still a Republican."
"I think the head's in the wrong place."
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To Help You Deflate Photo
A woman
washes her hands at a specially designed wash basin in a public toilet at the
under construction "Love Land" theme park in Chongqing municipality. China's is
building its first sexually explicit theme park, and the giant genitalia
sculptures and suggestive exhibits are getting many people hot and bothered in a
country where talking about sex is still taboo. The park is due to open in
October 2009. Peace. Happy
Birthday to my first born Eric Todd. You would have been 40 years old today.
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