From the Cannes Film Festival to protesters at a London fundraiser and now Kitty Kelley! I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

"Earlier today, President Bush delivered a commencement speech at a university in Wisconsin. Very nice, yeah. Very inspirational speech. Apparently, Bush told the students, 'You can do anything in life if your parents work hard enough.'" Conan O'Brien

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• Suicide Car Bomb Kills Iraq Governing Council Chief  Reuters

• Iraq Abuse Arraignments Move Up a Day  AP

• Single shell contained sarin gas The Globe and Mail, Canada

• Nine Militiamen Killed in Karbala  AP

• Sex Abuse Is Poor Interrogation Tool, Israelis Say  Reuters

• Arab Nations Nix Sending Troops to Iraq  AP

• Iraq Says UN Must Reduce Reparations Paid from Oil  Reuters

• Two Russian Hostages Freed in Iraq Reuters

Jay Leno: "I saw an embarrassing incident in a casino earlier today. A guy from Florida standing in one of those -- in front of one of those video poker machines, trying to cast his vote for President."

Disturbing News

• Pilot dies as Guard jets crash Boston Globe, MA 

• Red Cross Chief in U.S. Resigns  Reuters

• Amnesty International Criticizes Israel  AP

• Israel Kills 12 Palestinians in Big Gaza Raid  Reuters

• Pentagon to Keep Cash From Halliburton  AP

• Group: Pentagon Lapsing on Sex Assaults  AP

• Twelve Russian Soldiers, Police, Killed in Chechnya  Reuters

• Bush Renews Call to Ban Gay Marriage  AP

• Parties Offer Special Convention Access  AP

• CIA calls New Yorker story on Rumsfeld 'fundamentally wrong'  AFP

• India's Gandhi Wants to Back Out as PM-Party Source Reuters

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"A Bush administration official told Congress yesterday that the war in Iraq could cost almost 60 billion dollars. President Bush said he plans to pay for it with a video series called 'Prison Guards Gone Wild." —Conan O'Brien

Click here to see a photo of John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra at the Cannes film festival---She is almost naked!

Kerry News

• John Kerry Makes Campaign Stop In Vegas KVBC, NV 

• Kerry Says Bush Needs 'Some Space' on Iraq Washington Post, DC

• John Kerry's daughter shows at Cannes The Globe and Mail, Canada

•  What Does John Kerry Have in Common with the Cicadas? The Secret ...  U.S. Newswire (press release), DC

Republican Shenanigans

• Pioneers Fill War Chest, Then Capitalize  washingtonpost.com

• DeLay Links U.S. War, Mideast Conflict  AP

• Global Treaty Takes Effect Without U.S.  AP

• Ex-Congressman Janklow Released from Jail  Reuters

• Republicans say billboard offensive Kansas City Star

• Republicans honor Zell Online Athens, GA 

• College Republicans exploit 9/11 Manitou Messenger Online, MN 

• Insider Report : John Kerry's Wife Pays Less Taxes Than You

• Miller blasts John Kerry at state GOP convention Macon Telegraph, GA

• Bush's dad in London fund-raiser for his son Atlanta Journal Constitution (subscripition), GA

• Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Call on John Kerry to Stop ...  PR Newswire (press release)

• Bush Says It, Means It -- Reverses It

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Good News

• Democrats Sue to Get Medicare Bill Costs  AP

• Democrats to Ask Bush to Use Emergency Oil  Reuters

• Soros Steps Up Attack on Bush Policies in Iraq  Reuters

• Court: Disabled People Can Sue States  AP

• Same-Sex Couples Marry in Massachusetts Guardian, UK

Biz/Tech News

• Web of guilt in Google scam New York Daily News, NY

• Export of U.S. Jobs Seen Up - Report  Reuters

• Economists Try to Translate Fed Statements  AP

• India's Gandhi to Claim Power as Shares Bounce Back  Reuters

"Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad this week where he told reporters, 'If anyone thinks I'm here to throw water on a fire, they're wrong.' So, more bad news for Iraqi prisoners who are on fire." —Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

Great Letter to the Editor

Looks like a 'duct tape' fix in Iraq
Sarasota Herald-Tribune, FL 

Odd News

• Mystery Surrounds Japan Abductee's American Spouse Reuters

• Sand, Sagebrush and Spearfishing in the N.M. Desert  Reuters

• French Law Means Sikhs Can't Wear Turbans  AP

• Tennessee School Holds Cow Drop Raffle

• Man Becomes Ill After Gorging on Cicadas

• Minister Seeks Communion Wine for Inmates

• Some Wis. Restaurants Rationing Napkins

• Manly beach smokers told to butt out

• DJs Ousted for Mocking Beheading  Reuters

• Police Solve Weird Blood Splatters Case  AP

Cannes Film Festival

Call it gunning for Dubya
The Globe and Mail, Canada 

"Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Iraq and he told everyone, 'No pictures.' ... He visited that famous prison and he said he has all those guards under control now. In fact, he said he's got them all on a very short leash." —Jay Leno

A typhoon over the Philippines. A man was killed by lightning while three people were missing as Typhoon Nida lashed the Philippines, causing landslides and floods that washed away entire villages, officials said.(NASA)

Peace.