I feel so safe knowing that the President and his Secretary of State are on different pages concerning the stability of Iraq. "In Las Vegas ... you don't read the newspapers, you don't follow the news. After five days here I feel like President Bush." Jay Leno
"Bush was asked why the troops in Iraq didn't follow the Geneva Conventions in their treatment of prisoners and he replied: 'We're not in Geneva, we're in Iraq.'" Jay Leno
http://www.digitalmediatree.com/onelap/ The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News
"We're turning over sovereignty to the Iraqi's on June 30th and the next day we're handing over the negatives." —Jay Leno Disturbing News
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Days until the Democratic convention begins in Boston.
http://www.digitalmediatree.com/onelap/ "Now that Google's stock is coming out, they asked President Bush if he had ever Googled. He said, 'Every morning with Listerine." Jay Leno Biz/Tech News
Bush Flip Flops
Bush, wife plan to join daughters for their college graduations
Bushes decline twin daughters' graduation ceremonies "It's come to this: we've now reached a point where the most fearful things coming out of Iraq are no longer weapons of mass destruction but Polaroids." Jon Stewart
Republican Shenanigans
Kerry hits Florida GOP stronghold "At the President's stop in Ohio, 5,000 people gathered to cheer his record on jobs. Then they all flew back to India." Craig Kilborn
"Apparently once you take full responsibility, there's still a little responsibility left to spread around. Rumsfeld also claimed he had no knowledge of these incidents before the release of the pictures last week ... So Rumsfeld says he's responsible. But who's responsible for his responsibility?" Jon Stewart President Hotdog Strikes Again AP Early visitors to the annual air show at Andrews Air Force base outside Washington got a surprise display Friday from the nation's most famous jetliner. President Bush departed from the base aboard Air Force One under what officials called a "Max Take off" — showboating for spectators watching the air show. In a short, steep takeoff, Bush lifted off in under 20 seconds, soaring past crowds of people, display tents and all manner of parked aircraft. As it headed west, the plane came unusually close to a helicopter flying in the vicinity.
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This 08 April, 2004 image courtesy of Scaled Composites shows the second powered flight of SpaceShipOne. The privately-financed rocket ship has reached a record altitude of 65 kilometers (40 miles) during a test flight, its US makers announced. (HO) Peace and have a great weekend. |
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