Those of
you who are residents of California, you can stop stockpiling food and water.
You can unlock your doors again. Miss California is keeping her crown! So
California is no longer rudderless. We have a leader.
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Obama Shrugs Off Snub At ASU
President Barack Obama
says Arizona State University officials aren't the only ones who think he needs
to accomplish more to earn an honorary degree.
"Dick
Cheney, the former vice president, said that President Obama went too far with
the jokes at the correspondents' dinner. By too far, does Cheney mean like
waterboarding a guy 183 times?" --David Letterman
Disturbing News
How about
this? Anybody ever mail anything any more? Well, the price of a stamp is going
up to 44 cents. Pretty soon, it will actually be cheaper and easier to just put
a little glue on a dollar bill and stick it to an envelope.
Republican-Shenanigans News
What a scandal we’ve had brewing here in the Golden State. You’re not going to believe this, but Miss California, a beauty contestant, posed for naked pictures. Her fate was decided by Donald Trump, who owns the Miss USA pageant. Trump says Miss California can keep her crown. Actually, her trouble started when she stated her opposition to same-sex marriage. And after noting that even President Obama does not support same-sex marriage, Trump pointed out that he personally believes that marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a series of progressively younger women.- Jimmy Kimmel
Rock-The-Voter News
Blagojevich Gets Three Lawyers
Saying it was more lawyers
that he's ever appointed to a case, U.S. District Judge James Zagel agreed this
morning to
let ex-Gov. Rod Blagojevich have three lawyers for trial and additional lawyers
on contract for his trial preparation.
"Finally,
a 12-year-old boy has officially filed to run for president of Iran. They're
calling it the craziest thing to happen in Iran since a woman drove a car."
--Jimmy Fallon
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The Obama administration is asking Congress to extend its oversight of the financial system to include the shadowy market of derivatives, the kind of complex financial instruments that helped catapult the world into an economic crisis.
"The price
of a postage stamp went up to 44 cents this week. Isn't that unbelievable? They
said they had to raise the price because fewer and fewer people are using the
mail these days. That's government thinking, isn't it? 'Hey, nobody's buying our
product. Let's raise the price.'" --Jay Leno Bush-Prison-Torture News
"[Water-boarding] is torture... Give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders." -- Jesse Ventura, who was water-boarded as part of his Navy Seal training
Take A Deep Snort Of Fresh Air
Spanish scientists have detected the presence of cocaine in the air of Madrid and Barcelona by using a new technique for the first time, a research institute said Wednesday.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"John
Edwards said that he and his wife are getting to a better place. He said that,
after he admitted his affair, he took a long, hard look in the mirror and fell
in love all over again." --Jay Leno
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
A rabbi in
the Israeli city of Tiberias has called for a boycott of stores that display
mannequins in bathing suits, saying they "elicit sorrow" and damage the souls of
passers-by. Peace.
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