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The President Goes Off Duty, With a Vengeance
By ELISABETH BUMILLER - NYTIMES
...it is vacation time in the crisp mountain spring of Santa Fe, a stunning
change from the flat prairie and soon-to-be oven like temperatures of Mr.
Bush's ranch in Crawford, Tex.
"So what do you like — Santa Fe or Crawford better?" Mr. Bush called out to
reporters on Saturday at the 18th hole.
Nobody answered.
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The rude arrogance of a president
inspired today's cartoon. A standing ovation to the reporter
who caused Bush to show his true nature.
Sorry for all the anatomical
references as of late but Bush literally put it out there and made it
irresistible.
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SUBJECT: Your site
You guys rawk!
Thanks for helping keep me from becoming depressed, with this man as
commander-in-chief.
Got any idea what it's like, to be a liberal in today's military???
Dave
Thanks Dave. I can only imagine that being a liberal in the military must be
akin to being a Democrat in the Redneck Riviera, only worse. Having been
shouted down for years here, is why this website exists.
I
feel your pain. I prescribe visual medication. -Lisa
Did you see it? It ran in
today's L.A. Times. Shrub got pissed that the woman wouldn't stop asking him
questions and he
aimed his golf club at her as if it were a rifle, in a very threatening
manner.
What a man he is! Threatening a woman with a pretend rifle!
Thanks,
I love your site, keep it up,
Ken
Thanks for writing. We must be on the same wave length. Shrub is great
fodder for comedians. He just doesn't get it.
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Top Ten President Bush Excuses For Not Finding Weapons of Mass Destruction
10. "We've only looked through 99% of the country"
9. "We spent entire budget making those playing cards"
8. "Containers are labeled in some crazy language"
7. "They must have been stolen by some of them evil X-Men mutants"
6. "Did I say Iraq has weapons of mass destruction? I meant they have goats"
5. "How are we supposed to find weapons of mass destruction when we can't even
find Cheney?"
4. "Still screwed up because of Daylight Savings Time"
3. "When you're trying to find something, it's always in the last place you
look, am I right, people?"
2. "Let's face it -- I ain't exactly a genius"
1. "Geraldo took them"
Has anyone told you to leave the US if you don't
like it?
Here's a place to get away from those kind of people.
Click on logo.
Tell 'em we sent you.
Overheard in Washington DC:
Let us support bipartisanship.
I will hug your
elephant and you
can kiss my ass.
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Where're
Osama, Saddam and all those unused weapons of mass destruction?
- Lisa
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True Presidential Timber
cya
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