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Bush's flight: triumph or turbulence?
The president's 'Top Gun' act
won't fly
By Cynthia Tucker - ATLANTA CONSTITUTION
The Tallahassee Democrat -
5-12-03
Bush not only wanted the footage to burnish his image as a successful
commander in chief but also to remind voters of his brief experience as a
pilot in the Air National Guard. Insinuating himself into the ranks of
combat-hardened veterans, Bush, who sat in the co-pilot's seat of the S-3B
Viking, told reporters, "Yes, I flew it."
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Did Karl Rove
Stuff Socks Down the Front of Bush's Pants Before He Got On THAT Plane?
May 12, 2003 - A BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
...So, I asked my daughter if she thought George Bush was hot and she
laughed, "he's an old guy and looks like a monkey." She looked at the
picture and said "what's wrong with his pants, he looks disgusting?"
"The other guy's pants don't look like that." I decided perhaps at 27 she
was too young and she doesn't like George anyway.
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Bush's Excellent Adventure
New London Day, CT -
You have to admire Bush's handlers for this one. They came up with the
mother of all photo-ops, and Bush carried it off with Top Gun swagger. (Or
seemed to. His strut on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln may have owed
less to attitude than to the chafing of the ejection harness.)
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Condoleezza Rice introduces new
fashion line
Designer Camouflage Wear
for Republican Chicken Hawks
Hat Line
Condi "I'm going to Disneyworld" Rice
Casual Camo Wear Line
Condi models exclusive camo design
on the carrier Abraham Lincoln
fashion runway
Tight Nuts Flight Suit for
AWOLers
Bush showboats his talents -
the family jewels
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QUOTES
"Right now in Florida they're
trying to decide what to do with those 6 million punchcard ballots from the
2000 presidential election. They've got 6 million of them, and they're
trying to figure out, do they save them for historical value or do they
destroy them? I got an idea: How about counting 'em?" —Jay Leno
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"President Bush announced that
the war in Iraq has been won. It's all over, it's been won. I believe this
would be Bush's first uncontested victory." —David Letterman
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"President Bush has come up with what he says is
a sound economic plan. He announced today that's he's going to give all the
money to the U.S. Treasury and let William Bennett bet it on red." —Jay
Leno
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"Dick Cheney agreed to be
President Bush's running mate once again in 2004. He made the announcement
while riding in Ambulance One. In fact, he's got a new campaign slogan: No
chest pain, no gain. ... He said he wanted four more years but his doctor is
only giving him two."
—Jay Leno
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Where is
Osama, Saddam and all those unused weapons of mass destruction? -
Lisa
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People gather to form a drawing similar to Picasso's
Mother and child
on the Venice Beach in Santa Monica, California, May
11, 2003. Around
a thousand people took part in the event to mark
Mother's Day.
cya
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