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Monday edition - April 7, 2008
"While
campaigning in Pennsylvania yesterday, Barack Obama told an eight-year-old boy
if he wants to be president, he should work hard in school, get good grades and
find a job that helps people. To which President Bush said, 'That's an April
Fool's joke, right?'" --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Surge Unsuccessful
The United States is no closer to achieving its goals in Iraq than it was a year ago but a quick military withdrawal could lead to massive chaos and even genocide, according to a report released Sunday by a U.S. think tank.
Bush’s Final Reflections on Putin
Disturbing News
Russian Bombing
An explosion injured two people in the Russian Black Sea resort of Sochi hours after Russia's President Vladimir Putin met U.S. leader George W. Bush at his villa on the outskirts of the city.
"The London Daily Telegraph says that more and more Democrats now believe their candidate for president should be Al Gore, not Hillary or Barack. And today, President Bush said, 'Well, if Al Gore can run again, that means I can too, right?'" --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Vets Fought For This?
Veterans
Affairs employees last year racked up hundreds of thousands of dollars in
government credit-card bills
at casino and luxury hotels, movie theaters and high-end retailers such as
Sharper Image and Franklin Covey — and government auditors are
investigating, citing past spending abuses. Rock-The-Voter News
"John
McCain is rumored to be close to asking his former rival, Mitt Romney, to be his
running mate. … John McCain and Mitt Romney, to me, look like two guys who model
overcoats in Sears catalogs, right?” - Jimmy Kimmel
Many carjackers only choose vehicles with full tanks - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
High fuel prices have nothing to do with the Iraq War, per say. - Carly Fiorina, John McCain's Economic advisor on MSNBC's Morning Joe
"And Bush's secretary of housing announced he's stepping down. Well, sure, now that no one has a house anymore, he's got nothing to do." --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Bush Loves The French Now!
It's "Love me tender"
between the United States and France after President
George W. Bush compared French President Nicolas Sarkozy with rock'n'roll singer
Elvis Presley.
Please help me put food on my family
Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Odd News
A model is
carried on the shoulders of two other models as she displays a diamond-studded
thong during Viva La Eve by Triumph at the Singapore Fashion Festival April 3,
2008. The thong, valued at S$168,000 ($121,106), is decorated with 518 diamonds
totaling 30 carats.
Peace.
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