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The headache's just beginning for America
Straits Times, Singapore - 4-7-03
THE awesome task facing the United States in Iraq today was summed up by Vice-President Dick Cheney in 1992, when, as Secretary of Defence, he explained why he didn't go for Baghdad: 'If we'd gone to Baghdad and got rid of Saddam Hussein - assuming we could have found him - we'd have had to put a lot of forces in and run him to ground some place. Then, you've got to put a new government in his place and then you're faced with the question of what kind of government are you going to establish in Iraq? Is it going to be a Kurdish government or a Shi'ite government or a Sunni government? How many forces are you going to have to leave there to keep it propped up?'

Welcome back to the future, Mr Vice-President.


 

Canada’s oil patch leaders head to Washington, DC, eager to mend fences...
Petroleum News Alaska, AK - 4-7-03
... Less than two years ago, Vice President Dick Cheney’s National Energy Policy report noted that development of Alberta’s oil sands “can be a pillar of sustained North American energy and economic security.”...In 2002, Canada accounted for 94 percent of U.S. gas imports, while oil shipments from Canada soared 90 per cent from 1991 to 2001.

Give light to government
Palm Beach Post, FL
The administration's obsession with secrecy also has been seen in the failure to release details on the makeup of Vice President Dick Cheney's task force that shaped energy policy, in the attempt to limit intelligence briefings to only eight members of Congress because of a leak, and in ...the rescission of access to a president's records 12 years after he had left office.

Today's cartoon was inspired by a Dick.  Dick Cheney.

  • 1991- Secretary of Defense - Gulf War I

  • 1995-2000 - CEO Halliburton - retired w/20mil+ retirement package

  • 2000 to present - back in the oil business with Gulf War II

TAKE NOTICE OF THE OIL SPOUT IN THE ABOVE CARTOON

 

Zelda Morgan - ALL HAT NO CATTLE WAR CORRESPONDENT  


 

I get regular email from Marsha. This is one of her more, lucid moments.

Zelda,
You should have stuck with Dobie Gillis.  At least Maynard was a lovable sort.
When  all else fails, the self professed tolerate Liberals,  stoop to making fun of people.   Laura Bush's cloths??    Pretty lame, don't you think? Kind of reminiscent of the cry-baby Liberal democrats  making fun of Katherine Harrison's make up.

 


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State OKs Guns In Parks, Pledge In Schools
Fort Smith Times Record, ARK - Apr 4, 2003
... The Senate also passed a bill to require that the Pledge of Allegiance be recited in schools, although the measure exempts students whose parents object to the ...

 

 

 

Art by Eric Zahler


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SUBJECT: Pro war


If one must be pro-war to support the troops, then it follows one must be in favor of arson to support firefighters.
Today I carried a sign at a war protest that said, "If you can read this, you're not the president."

- sent in by Jerry Davidson


 

You live in the Deep South when...
1. You get a movie, a cup of coffee and bait in the same store.
2. After 15 years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
3. "He needed killin" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names.

- sent in by Jerry Davidson

I've lived in the south for a lot longer than 15 years and I hear that #2 phrase weekly.

Thanks Jerry.  You keep me laughing. 


  QUOTES OF THE DAY

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem -- it's in North Korea." -- Jon Stewart


"Everybody says they hate Geraldo, but as soon as he shows up, everybody's trying to kiss his feet." - Geraldo Rivera Fox News Inside Politics
Washington Times
"Democracy , is, when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers." --Aristotle

 

Geraldo Rivera is a perfect fit for FOX.  Arrogant and delusional.


<sigh> David Bloom's death was so strange.  Pulmonary embolism? I wonder what happened? Quick diagnosis of death.


Jeb Watch:
                   

Editorial: Our lagoon imperiled
Stuart News, FL - 4-7-03
... Jeb Bush vetoed a $500000 grant approved by the Legislature to study the problem.
Harbor Branch will try again this year to obtain money from the state. ...

 

 

Agencies ill-equipped for biological, chemical attacks
Florida Today, FL - 4-7-03
... Several county sheriffs said Florida should have taken action before the Iraq war started last month, when Gov. Jeb Bush declared Florida ready for the worst. ...

Editorial: Proposed cuts may be costly in many ways
Fort Pierce Tribune, FL - 4-7-03
... Jeb Bush is the most draconian, proposing to cut the DJJ budget by 9 percent and eliminating diversionary and preventive programs now serving some 67000 youth ...


Thanks to BH48


Iraq Body Count


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