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Thursday edition - April 6, 2006
Was Bush out of the loop or just looped?
"President Bush is a huge baseball fan. Did you know he once wanted to be a professional baseball player? He just didn't have the ability. Luckily, that's not a requirement to be president." --Jay Leno
Bush Administration Reverses Theory of Evolution
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News Desecrated body may be US pilot The Herald Saddam-Era Judge Defends Death Sentences Guardian Unlimited
Never Ending Spying
A high-ranking Pentagon
official has been snooping around Hillary and Bill Clinton's personal financial
records, The Post has learned.
"I'm going to miss him, too. Another classy move from a classy guy. The man who stood tall even as his staffers dropped like laundered nickels from an Indian casino slot machine. ... He's doing it right folks -- going out at the top of his game in the middle of a criminal investigation." --Stephen Colbert, on Tom DeLay
Disturbing News
"Indicted former Republican majority leader Tom DeLay announced he is resigning from Congress and he will not run for re-election. People were shocked. A Republican with an exit plan? ... They say this will be the first time Tom DeLay actually takes a vacation he pays for himself." --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
How do you pay off a $60,000,000,000,000 debt? With the Rapture, silly. -- Grant Gerver
Rock-The-Voter News
John McCain, what on Earth's come over you, man? I'm thinkin' senility. -- Grant Gerver
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Biz-Tech News
"A new study involving 1800 patients and six major hospitals failed to prove the healing power of prayer. They said prayer does not work in healing. There goes the Republican health care plan." -- Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F*ck-Yourself News Did you have a good time today?
Odd News
A nurse is holding a gorilla's hand before her surgery. Photo by William West
Peace.
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