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TGIF/Weekend edition - April 4-6, 2008
I wish we could glue Bush's lips shut.
Forget ‘Old Age’ — McCain ‘Bio Tour’ Proves He’s a Man of the ‘Middle Ages’
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Meanwhile, Back In North Korea
North Korea's rising tensions with South Korea and the United States, coupled with soaring international grain prices and flood damage from last year, will probably take a heavy toll among famine-threatened people in the isolated country, relief experts said Thursday.
Disturbing News
“And MSNBC
is reporting there’s a chance that John McCain will pick Condoleezza Rice as his
vice president. Well, actually, I think that’s a perfectly balanced ticket,
right? I mean, he’s white, she’s black. He’s a man, she’s a woman. He’s always
steamed, she’s Rice. See what I mean?” - Jay Leno Meanwhile, Back In
President
Vladimir Putin told NATO leaders on Friday Russia sees scope for better
cooperation with the alliance
but
reiterated Moscow's objections to NATO enlargement, a source in the Russian
delegation said.
Republican Shenanigans
Meanwhile, Back In The Obama Camp
It was an
unexpected showdown of surrogates for Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton
here Wednesday, and it sure looked like Obama's representative whipped up the
most excitement.
"It is so great to be here, I was so worried I wasn't going to make it. I was pinned down by sniper fire." - Hillary Clinton on the Jay Leno Show, 4-3-08
Rock-The-Voter News
Barack
Obama said in an interview Wednesday he's of two minds over whether the U.S.
should participate in the Beijing Summer Olympics. Nobody called him out for
waffling. Cable news networks reported that Barack Obama is so smart he has two
minds. - Argus Hamilton
"We're leaning more and more about John and Cindy McCain. He's on this big biography tour. I guess his wife Cindy is worth over $100 million because the family made money selling Budweiser beer. So he has a wife 20 years younger than him, free beer, and unlimited money. I think I speak for all guys when I go, 'Why is he running for president?'" --Jay Leno
7:52 pm: Remembering the day Martin Luther King Jr. was shot
Biz-Tech News
Olympics Update
An envoy of the Dalai Lama urged Beijing to cancel "provocative" plans to run the Olympic torch relay through Tibet, but China promptly dismissed his call Friday as a bid to sabotage the Games.
"This campaign is kind of fascinating, because the three major candidates have to be very careful when they criticize each other. Like, you can't criticize Hillary. Ooh, that's sexism. You can't criticize Barack. Ooh, that's racism. And you can't go after McCain, because that's elder abuse." --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
The Russian News Service reported Tuesday that Soviet Union dictator Josef Stalin's longtime oil minister Nikolai Baibakov died in Moscow Monday at the age of ninety-seven. Dick Cheney's going to go to the funeral. He wants to apply for the job. - Argus Hamilton
McCain Was Against MLK Day Before He Was For It
John McCain as a young
congressman in 1983
voted against a federal holiday for Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Go-F***-Yourself News
Please help me put food on my family
Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Odd News
Alexa Rodriguez, 13, left, is attacked by a red-tailed hawk during a school tour of Fenway Park Thursday in Boston. Rodriguez sustained a cut to her scalp and was taken by ambulance to a hospital. Photo/John Tlumacki
Peace.
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