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Thursday edition - April 3, 2008
We can't take pictures because of security checkpoints for the president? Can we still take pictures of the White House?
"President Bush threw out the first ball the other night at the Washington Nationals home opener. Boy, wasn't is nice to see Bush throwing out something other than the Constitution?" --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
NATO Nixes Georgia and Ukraine
NATO decided Thursday not to put Georgia and Ukraine on track to join the alliance after vehement Russian opposition, but the alliance pledged that the strategically important Black Sea nations will become members one day.
"Did you see Barack Obama bowling in Pennsylvania the other day? Ooh, that was bad. He bowled a 37 out of a 300. See, that's good. That is good, because I want a president that's bad at bowling. I mean, shouldn't he have more important things to do? Look, I don't know President Bush, but I'm willing to guess he's a great bowler." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
FOX Shoots Blanks At Peabody Awards
Complete list of 2007 Peabody Award winners for broadcasting excellence in news and entertainment
To Placate the Right, and Neutralize Age Issue, McCain to Pick Fetus as Running Mate
Republican Shenanigans
Justice Dept Investigating Homophobia
"Hillary Clinton was in Philadelphia today, where she told the crowd she is like the movie character Rocky. ... Now, if I remember the movie correctly, doesn't Rocky get the crap beat out of him and then he loses to the black guy?" --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Another Day, Another Democrat and a Hooker
Speaking for the
first time about her husband's acknowledgment
that he paid for sex with an alleged prostitute, U.S. Sen. Debbie Stabenow
told the Free Press this afternoon she's going through a "very difficult and
personal" time and will continue to work through it with her family.
Biz-Tech News
When are we gonna accomplish another mission, Uncle George? - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Florida Delegates Update
Democratic Chairman Howard
Dean reached out to Florida voters Wednesday to try to repair his party's
damaged relations with a pivotal state in the presidential election....His
declaration put Florida back in the convention picture.
But it did not resolve the thorny question of how the state's delegates might be
allotted to Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Political experts say that Mitt Romney has the No. 1 thing John McCain is looking for in a vice presidential candidate - an organ donor card." --Jay Leno
Go-F***-Yourself News
I hope you had a good time today Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Odd News
A model displaying
underwear with the inscription "Vova, I'm with you" by Russian designer Antonia
Shapovalova, is seen during the Moscow Fashion Week, on March 27. Shapovalova is
a senior member of the
pro-Kremlin youth movement "Nashi" (Ours) and one of the designers of
clothes "Nashi" used during their public meetings.
Peace.
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