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April 28 2003 Monday Issue:
Poetry, Clinton and GOP Clowns |
Military team turns up negative results in WMD tests
CNN International - 4-28-03
BAI'JI, Iraq (CNN) -- A senior military team that
tested material found in northern Iraq first indicating the presence
of chemical weapons has now turned up ... |
N. Korea Not Discussing Nukes with South
Rapid City Journal, SD - 4-28-03
... proposal, but South Korea's JoongAng Ilbo
newspaper, quoting unidentified diplomatic sources, reported Monday that
North Korea proposed to give up its nuclear ...
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Zelda
Morgan -
ALL HAT NO CATTLE WAR CORRESPONDENT
Ode to Fascists
"My angel can
beat up your angel." - Anita Beer's bumper sticker.
ODE TO FASCISTS Zelda
Morgan's Latest Column
Email Zelda at zeldamorgan@yahoo.com
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Hillary Clinton's Memoirs to Hit Stores - ABC
News
The 576-page book, entitled "Living History," is scheduled for release
June 9. An audio version, read by Clinton, will be released the same day.
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EMAIL: Michele
SUBJECT: All Hat No Cattle
surely you already know this tune by randy newman, but just in case....
Big Hat, No Cattle
Since I was a child
I've tried to be what I'm not
I've lied and I've enjoyed it all my life
I lied to my dear mother
to my sisters and my brother
and now I'm lying to my children and my wife
Big Hat, no cattle
Big head, no brain
Big snake, no rattle
I forever remain
big hat, no cattle
I knew from the start
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart
Can't remember why I do it,
Oh, maybe I can.
An honest man these days is hard to find.
I only know we're living in an unforgiving land.
And a little lie can buy some real big piece of mind.
Oftimes I wondered what might I have become,
Had I but buckled down and really tried.
But when it came down to the wire
I called my family to my side
Stood up straight, threw my head back and I lied, lied,lied
Big hat, no cattle
Big shoes, well you know...
Big horse, no saddle
He goes wherever I go
Big hat, no cattle
Right from the start
Big guns, no battle
Big belly, no heart
When it came down to the wire
I called my little family to my side
Stood up straight, threw my head back and I lied, lied,lied
lied, lied, lied
Big hat, no cattle
Big head, no brain
Big snake, no rattle
I forever remain
Big hat, no cattle
I knew from the start
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart
Thanks for the reminder Michele.
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Spoof French paper reports U.S. invasion
4-28-03
As France wonders how Washington might punish it for opposing the war in
Iraq, a spoof Paris newspaper has let its imagination run wild and reported
a U.S.-led invasion to topple President Jacques Chirac.
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"Please replace these
microphones, they are way too phallic looking."
-SEN. RICK SANTORUM (R-HOMOPHOBIC DEER IN THE
HEADLIGHTS)
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"Sen. Rick Santorum is causing a lot of controversy this week with
remarks he made about gays. He said, 'I have no problem with homosexuals, I
have a problem with homosexual acts.' Well maybe he's doing it wrong."
—Jay Leno |
Betty from Bible Belt, Kentucky takes on Rick Santorum
click here
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Yo,
Hat, I got your cattle.
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cya
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