Thursday edition - April 26, 2007
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Bush not told Tillman death facts, aide says
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Rice signals rejection of House subpoena |
Bush veto of Iraq bill could come 4 years after ’victory’
speech aboard aircraft carrier |
Bush can control his facial expressions as well as his words.
"Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment
against Vice President Dick Cheney. Do you know what would happen if Cheney was
impeached? George Bush would become acting president." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
3334 US deaths in Iraq Cleveland Plain Dealer
Iraqi civilians believed dead in U.S. strike: military Reuters
Nine Iraqi soldiers killed in suicide bombing Irish Times, Ireland
They told us lies about our Pat
Bin Laden is said to have supervised February Cheney-visit attack Seattle Times
President Bush Shakin his Groove Thang - YouTube
Disturbing News
UCSF scientist tracks down suspect in honeybee deaths
EU Says PU To Wolfowitz
The European Parliament on
Wednesday called for the resignation of World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz,
adding to the pressure on the head of the poverty-fighting institution to step
down.
Wolfowitz, a former member of the Bush administration, has already faced calls
to give up his post
after
revelations that he approved a promotion and pay raise for his bank-employee
girlfriend before she was assigned to work at the U.S. State Department.
"I got myself a new computer this week. I got the Alberto Gonzales Dell computer. Have you seen this one? It destroys your e-mails and has no memory." --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Dems rebuke Giuliani over attack comment Boston Globe, MA
Democrats issue 3 subpoenas to Bush administration
International Herald Tribune, France
“Hey, did
you see who was at the White House Correspondents Dinner this past weekend?
Sanjaya from ‘American idol.’ He was a guest. In fact, Republican leaders made
Alberto Gonzales sit next to Sanjaya as kind of a hint that maybe it was time to
go.” - Jay Leno
Tony Snow to return to White House post next week
Rock-The-Voter News
McCain launches candidacy San Jose Mercury News
Senate OKs bill to boost science and math skills
A Native Perspective On Virginia Tech Headlines
The worst in U.S. history." Really? ..."Haven't any of these people ever heard of the Massacre at Sand Creek in Colorado, where Methodist minister Col. Chivington massacred between 200 and 400 Cheyenne and Arapaho Indians, most of them women, children, and elderly men?"
Hail to the choreographer-in-chief
Biz-Tech News
Oil prices hover near $66 a barrel The State, SC
Halliburton to Buy PSL Energy Services Forbes, NY
China bans melamine in food products Houston Chronicle
KCAA, CBS settle over rebroadcasts of Imus San Bernardino Sun
“And Wal-Mart announced they’re going to open health care clinics in all their stores. They’re promoting this as a way for Americans to get cheaper prescription drugs. Don’t we have a source for that already? It’s called Canada.” - Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Court Asked to Limit Lawyers at Guantánamo
Sarasota Herald-Tribune, FL
Serenade for the
First Sufferers (Song Parody — sing to
Carolina In The Morning)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
No one suffers more
Than George and Laura from the war.
They’re really mourning.
Photos of the dead
On cable news fill them with dread.
They’re really mourning.
They’d prefer ignoring
Tales of death and gore.
Where are the happy stories
They long to hear once more?
Waking up so early
To the news of hurly burly
In the morning
Makes the Bushes surly.
How they hate to think so early
In the morning!
Pity George and Laura.
No one knows all their pain.
Death’s lousy,
But it’s George under strain.
No one suffers more
Than George and Laura from the war.
They’re really mourning!
Madeleine Begun Kane, Humorist & Song Parodist
http://www.madkane.com
Go-F***-Yourself News
Calls for jettisoning Bush, Cheney grow
Salt Lake Tribune, UT
"Earth Day, of course, the day we all plant a tree. And then eight months later, we cut down the tree, hang lights on it and stick it in the living room.” - Jay Leno
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Odd News
'Idol' Serves Up Charity-Night 'Shocker': Everyone Stays MTV.com
Al Gore helps kick off Tribeca Film Festival Los Angeles Times
Intelligence not linked to wealth, according to US study AFP
US actor Richard Gere (L) kisses Indian actress Shilpa Shetty during an AIDS awareness event in New Delhi, 15 April 2007. An Indian judge has ordered the arrest of Gere and Shetty over a hug and kiss at the AIDS awareness event. Photo/AIDS Awareness
Peace.