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April 26-27 2003  Weekend Edition

Thanks to MoPaul for picture of Ann Coulter without makeup

 

 

 

Dear Readers,

 

Zelda and I smuggled out this photograph via my laptop.  I used Newt's cable modem for internet access--he thought I was playing a video game.

Shot of John Ashcroft to come--he's kneeling in the spa fully clothed.

Big think tank. Smells like old socks.

 

Sincerely,

Lisa



www.aei.org

Gingrich Re-Enters Political Firestorm
Guardian, UK - 4-26-03
... He joined the American Enterprise Institute; lectures on history; wrote books, columns and articles; gave speeches; and appeared frequently as a contributor on ...
Bush giving new meaning to hardball politics
Cincinnati Post, OH - 4-26-03
... Ornstein, who researches politics and Congress for the American Enterprise Institute ... has been "arrogant, dismissive, contemptuous" of Congress, said Thomas Mann ...

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THANKS RB

 What's Trent Lott smoking these days?

Read his letter to the editor: click here 

excerpt: Parochialism hurts Mississippi...International business leaders from Tokyo, Seattle, Berlin or Hong Kong...

Trent considers Seattle an "international" group? Huh?  Zelda busted him.
 

 

 

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Top US State department official calls Gingrich an "idiot"


Thu Apr 24, 3:57 PM ET


LISBON (AFP) - A top US State Department official called former congressman and current Pentagon  adviser Newt Gingrich an "idiot" in an interview published here.

 

Joe Scarborough for Congress

Why is Joe Scarborough's website still up?  He resigned from Congress almost 2 years ago. He is now another MSNBC right wing talk show host. Maybe he still has plans for political office?

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

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