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April 25 2003 Friday TGIF |
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Look who we found!
C-SPAN Mission |
Dear Muse Peggy,
Lisa and I want you to know we are fine. We are
still in the American Enterprise Institute conducting
our undercover investigation.
We are not alone here. We ran into Brian Lamb in
the basement working undercover as a janitor.
Lisa thinks she saw Paul Begala posing as a
bartender in the 3rd floor bar.
The Beast is in the house.
sincerely,
Zelda
PS. Could you check my lottery numbers for me?
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EMAIL: elena
SUBJECT: missing
Lisa and Zelda: SOLVED?!
Rumor is they're being held at GITMO. They've
already set-up a still on the beach and are frantically trying to
remember/invent a recipe for sugar-cane liqueur.
Zelda was allegedly overheard calling a U. S. Military Policeman "Mr. Cabana
Boy, Sir!" while Lisa was spotted writing SEND SUNSCREEN in large letters on
the sand with a stick...
Rumors, rumors, rumors...they
always blame the messengers.
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What do Miss Muffet and
Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.
sent in by Jerry Davidson |
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Sent in by BH48 |
Far right greases skids for GOP fall
Boston Globe, MA - 4-25-03
... Rumsfeld, a close ally of the
disgraced Newt Gingrich (who serves at Rumsfeld's pleasure on the Defense
Policy Board) unleashed the former speaker to give a ...
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After numerous
rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to
send George W. a letter in his own writing to let his friend know that he is
still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded
message:
370HSSV-0773H George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it in and emailed
Colin Powell. Colin and his aids had no clue either so they sent it to the
CIA. No one could solve it, so it went to the NSA, and then to MIT and NASA
and the cc list got longer and longer. Eventually it arrived at the Fed. Dr.
Greenspan looked at it and replied the next second: "Perhaps the President
would wish to look at the message upside-down...."
sent in by Jerry
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EMAIL: "Dano"
doleszczuk@woh.rr.com
SUBJECT: Your site
You bastards are no better than the French...get out.......or get
ready....you're the enemy within
Isn't bastard a French word?
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Zelda
Morgan -
ALL HAT NO CATTLE WAR CORRESPONDENT
Truth Hurts
"President Bill Clinton worked hard for our nation and
the world. He worked late into the night, on weekends and holidays. We
got a full day's work out of him. He was brilliant and effective. He
earned every BJ he ever got. I owe him a BJ. You owe him a BJ. Get in
line." - Anita Beer on the Karaoke Podium just before she sang,
"Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow." By Fleetwood Mac.
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