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Monday edition - April 24, 2006
The Bush Administration is turning into an interesting rendition of "Mutiny on the Bounty".
"President Bush met with the president of China at the White House. The arrival ceremony was interrupted by a protester who started yelling, 'Stop the persecution, stop the torture!' President Bush had to ask, 'Which one of us are you talking to?'" --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News 5 US Soldiers Killed in Iraq Los Angeles Times Six Car Bombs Explode in Baghdad, Killing 6 Guardian Unlimited, UK Prisoners in Iraq show signs of abuse San Jose Mercury News, USA Iraq war contractors ordered to end abuses Chicago Tribune 'Forgotten' Bin Laden has new tape Chicago Sun-Times
"It is kind of ironic, Iraq is having trouble forming a government, and President Bush is having problems keeping the government he formed." --Jay Leno
Disturbing Thoughts From Dubya's Bike Ride or "Follow the Leader or Else"
"I still ride the mountain bike primarily to help settle the soul and to burn off the excess energy one gets when you're living life to its fullest," Bush told an Associated Press reporter who accompanied him on the ride.
A long convoy of SUVs and off-road
vehicles rumbled behind the group, carrying medics and security agents with
machine guns.
Sounds like fun biking with the thug-in-chief as long as you are out of his peripheral vision.
Disturbing News
Andy H. Card's Been Replaced By Madeleine Begun Kane Andy H. Card's been replaced, By Josh Bolten, that OMB ace. But Bush/Cheney's still there, And they're still waging guerre. What a sad and unspeakable waste. All three of my White House "house cleaning" limericks are here: http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06a.html#04_22_06
Record temperatures in Texas! It was over 100 degrees today! In fact,
it was so hot, three thousand people are without power today -- three thousand
and one if you count Tom DeLay.
-- Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
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Burn Your Fern News
Former Rep. Randy "Duke"
Cunningham, R-San Diego, who was sentenced to eight years and four months
in jail after pleading guilty to bribery charges this year, is still
entitled to an annual pension of about $36,000 for his 15 years in the
House. That doesn't include his military pension or 401(k) benefits.
Rock-The-Voter News
A New Music Video by
PINK: Dear Mr. President
"America is great because she is good. If America ever ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." -- Alexis de Tocqueville (1805-1859)
"Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' It's described as a detailed scientific view of global warming. President Bush said he just saw a film about global warming, 'Ice Age 2; The Meltdown.' He said, 'It's so much better than that boring Al Gore movie.'" --Jay Leno
Bush Gets Cold Shoulder
The president's schedule called
for him to pitch his immigration reform plan to the Orange County Business
Council in Irvine, Calif. The Los Angeles Times reported one of the GOP's
best-known local figures, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, planned to skip the
speech.
If you could just get a car to run on right-wing arrogance... - Grant Gerver
Biz-Tech News
Bush Gets More Cold Shoulders
"I, first, wish Laura were
here. She’s not, of course. About four people (going) through the photo-op
line indicated that they kind of
would rather have Laura here than me."
GasCo Mortgage: "Need a loan to buy gas? We're on it like Jumpin' Jack Flash!" - Grant Gerver
Bush-Prison-Torture News
500,000 Cash Found In a Nuclear Plant?
For now, there are still few
answers as to what two Texas men were doing with more than $500,000 in
cash at the Beaver Valley Nuclear Power Station on Tuesday, but
investigators insist there was no terrorist activity involved.
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
Big Dog - Politics of Hope Purveyor
"I think the elections are a gift," Clinton told the Daily News. "The Democrats have great ideas ... I think we're going to have a great year. I'd be very surprised if we don't." At that, Arthur Schlesinger handed his "Bush Countdown Clock" to Clinton. "Only 1,005 days, four hours, and 36 minutes to go," Clinton said.
Best Places To Go To Prison - Forbes.com
If we were all smart, we would hire whoever builds Waffle Houses to build everything. They seem to be the only buildings left standing after hurricanes. - Zing!
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Odd News
Beginners luck: A 235 carat diamond, the size of a hen's egg, was uncovered by a small South African mining company only a few weeks after launching operations. Nare Diamonds Ltd said it uncovered the gem on April 19, 2006 after resuming mining in March at the Schmitsdrift mine 80 km (50 miles) northwest of the country's historic diamond centre of Kimberley. Photo by Nare Diamonds Ltd
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