The more Republicans open their mouths the further the foot goes in. I'm so glad Cheney has emerged from his undisclosed location once again! He's the life of their party.
"Bobby Jindal, the Republican governor of Louisiana, criticized Dick Cheney today, saying that he shouldn't question Obama's patriotism. In response, Cheney said, 'I respect your opinion. That's cool. Hey, would you like to go on a hunting trip this week?'" --Jimmy Fallon
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam Obama Says He Won't Out Any CIA Agents
The president made no mention of possible investigations or criminal inquiries during his public speech, and he sought to assure CIA officers that the government will "protect your identities and your security as you vigorously pursue your mission."
Disturbing News
Paraguay’s President is accused of fathering two children with teenage girls while he was a Catholic bishop. The Vatican professed shock: “We have priests who sleep with girls?” - LaughLines
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Blackwater Won't Leave Iraq Armed guards from the security firm once known as Blackwater Worldwide are still protecting U.S. diplomats in Iraq, even though the company has no license to operate there and has been told by the State Department its contracts will not be renewed two years after a lethal firefight that stirred outrage in Baghdad.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Earlier
this week, there was a reunion of the Bush administration officials in Dallas,
Texas. ... Reunion of Bush administration officials in Dallas, because there is
one team you want to put back together, am I right? You bet, buddy. George W.
Bush is now in his ninth year of not being president." --David Letterman Israel Wants To Buy Missile Defense System
Defense
Minister Ehud Barak hopes to buy a U.S. missile defense system to protect
Israeli towns from short-range rockets and mortar fire, defense officials said
Tuesday.
Rock-The-Voter News Astronaut Wants X Files Opened
Mitchell, who was part of
the 1971 Apollo 14 moon mission,
asserted
Monday that extraterrestrial life exists, and that the truth is being concealed
by the U.S. and other governments.
"It's
being reported a congressional aide caught a staph infection at the
Congressional gym. Hey, let me tell you something. If that's all you catch from
a congressman, consider yourself lucky." --Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
When People Are Broke The Drugs Are The First To Go
Drugmaker Merck & Co. on
Tuesday posted a 57 percent drop in first-quarter profit, falling short of
expectations,
because of a drop in both sales of its drugs and income from its partnership on
cholesterol medicines.
"Nieman Marcus announced they're selling a diamond-studded dog collar for $3.2 million. Well, finally, it's nice to see one big company that's not out of touch with mainstream America." --Jay Leno
Good news from Wall Street: those numerous hidden surcharges from your tanking 401k's are keeping their managers afloat. - Grant "Bud" Gerver
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"The Obama
family finally got their dog, a Portuguese water dog. And they have named the
dog Bo. And so far, the training of the house-breaking has gone pretty well. The
dog has not made any messes, not chewed any furniture. So already he's ahead of
Dick Cheney." --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"Retirement" has been replaced by "rehirement." - Grant "Bud" Gerver
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