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Tuesday edition - April 18, 2006
I wonder if George Ryan commuted the sentences of those prisoners because he knew he'd get brownie points when he landed in the pokey?
"The White House annual Easter egg hunt is this weekend. The kids, this year, have some extra help because President Bush came out on the lawn and leaked the location of the eggs." --David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News Gun battle rocks Sunni area of Baghdad Denver Post, CO Russia insists on diplomatic solution of Iran crisis Pravda, Russia Marines avert insurgent assault on Ramadi AZ Central.com, AZ Rumsfeld Says Calls for Ouster 'Will Pass' New York Times
"A UCLA study shows 7% of people still believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe these are the same people who believe President Bush is doing a good job in Iraq." --Jay Leno
Moussaoui: Bush Will Free Me
For the first
time in four years of fighting to represent himself or get a Muslim lawyer, he
finally explained the defense he wanted to put on. With U.S. troops engaged
around the world, Moussaoui said, a life sentence would make him available "as a
bargaining chip they could exchange for U.S. troops" held prisoner.
Disturbing News
Eight Months After Katrina: FEMA Moves 25 Trailers - 9,975 Still In Storage
Twenty-five trailers once intended to shelter
victims of Hurricane Katrina in Louisiana and Mississippi have been moved
to northeast Arkansas to provide homes for people who lost them when
tornadoes struck two weeks ago.
Jenna Bush Update
Laura Bush told "Good Morning America" in February 2005 that Jenna Bush's frequent date Henry Hager "is not a serious boyfriend." But there he and Jenna were ...
Republican Shenanigans
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The 2006 Pulitzer Prize Winners
Biz-Tech News
President Bush's childhood home in Midland, Texas, will be officially turned
into a museum. Yeah. Yeah, so -- so it turns out that the President has been to
a museum.” -- Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Top Ten Features Of President Bush's Bird Flu Pandemic Plan - David Letterman10. Hang "Mission Accomplished" sign in every Kentucky Fried Chicken 9. Torture some Perdue employees until they talk 8. Scare birds away with giant radioactive kitties 7. Be on the lookout for any bird which looks "fluey" 6. Build wall along border so birds can't walk in from Mexico 5. Never leave the house, avoid human contact -- like Letterman 4. Tax cuts for the rich 3. C'mon, it's a Bush plan -- you actually think there's ten items? 2. If you see a bird, run like you're being chased by a tiger 1. Hang on until 2009 when it becomes Hillary's headache
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
Do you know that the average American
works until lunchtime every day just to pay his federal, state and local taxes?
So if you are going to fool around at work, do it in the morning on the
government's time. -- Jay Leno
Odd News
A mother holds her toddler petting a 10-year-old, 4-meter (13-foot) -long python snake at the Dusit Zoo, in Bangkok, Thailand.. Proposed legislation in Florida, could force python buyers to complete state training, buy a license and face jail time if they let their snakes loose. (Photo/Sakchai Lalit)
Peace.
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