Wednesday edition - April 14, 2010

 

 

 

 Discarded Palin contract sparks investigation

AP-4-14-10

The contract detailed the former Alaska governor's requirements for her visit, including first-class flights from Anchorage to California — if she flies commercial. If not, "the private aircraft MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger ...," the contract specifies.
Palin also must be provided with a suite and two single rooms in a deluxe hotel near the campus in Turlock in the Central Valley. During her speech, her lectern must be stocked with two water bottles and bendable straws.
 

 

Groups look for tea party support on nomination

AP-4-14-10

Conservative groups preparing to fight President Barack Obama over his next Supreme Court nomination are trying to recruit tea party activists to their cause, hoping their enthusiasm will help them beat back any nominee that could be too liberal for their taste.

U.S. court to hear suit over "Tea Party" name

AP-4-14-10

A U.S. judge has agreed to referee a dispute among Florida political activists over who can use the phrase "Tea Party" in their name.


 

Sarah Palin must like bendable straws because they prevent terrorism.

 


 

We may have another Oprah on our hands. Since leaving her job as the governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has made more than $12 million. That is a lot of money for someone who can’t say words that end in “g.” - Jimmy Kimmel

 



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


The Guy That Pals Around With Terrorists Wins!

 

A CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey released Tuesday also indicates that President Barack Obama would top the former Alaska governor by double digits in a possible 2012 general election showdown.

 


 

Well, the big story is the president of China, Hu Jintao, I believe his name is pronounced, is in Washington this week. Boy, it’s causing some controversy. You may have heard about this. President Obama was seen bowing to the Chinese leader. Well, he has to. I mean, the rent is going to be late again next month.- Jay Leno

 


 


 

Disturbing News

 


Tea Party’s New Motto: ‘No Taxation Without MISrepresentation’

By Don Davis

 


Sarah Spent More Than She Raised

 

Sarah Palin's political action committee spent more money than it raised in the first three months of 2010, but the group is planning a "far more aggressive" fundraising effort as the midterm races ramp up.

 


 

Convening a nuclear summit without Iran and North Korea is like holding a steroid conference without Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire. - Will Durst

 


 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


Republicans: Americans Don't Want This Healthcare Bill and Democrats Will Lose Seats

 

 

Democrat Ted Deutch won a special election Tuesday for a Florida congressional seat in the nation's first federal election since the passage of the Democrats' health care plan.

Deutch held a sizable lead over Republican Ed Lynch late Tuesday night in the Palm Beach-area 19th District, prompting Lynch to concede.

 



Rock-The-Voter News


Men In Dresses Condemn Gays

 

Gay groups and politicians condemned Pope Benedict's number two on Wednesday for calling homosexuality a "pathology" and linking it directly to sexual abuse of children.

 


 

 

Notice the high heels

 


 

According to the Pentagon, Al Qaeda is in financial ruin. Good. I think that’s called Al Karma.- Jay Leno
 

 


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Biz-Tech News


Paging Dr. Birther

 

A decorated Army doctor who publicly announced last month that he is refusing to follow orders because he believes Barack Obama may be ineligible to be president is now under investigation after failing to report for duty at Fort Campbell in Kentucky, a military spokesman tells TPMmuckraker.

 


 

Sarah Palin has made more than $12 million.
And they say $12 million is a conservative estimate. She may have made a lot more, and yet, she continues to blame Obama for the bad economy. It seems — weird, right?
- Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"Tiger Woods said he would try to keep his emotions under control, but after a bad swing, he used the F-word. Who does he think he is — vice president of the United States?" –Jay Leno
 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 


 

"Barry Bonds said he is 'proud' of Mark McGwire for returning to baseball. And it really means a lot coming from Bonds — it's like Tiger Woods getting a high five at the Masters from Jesse James." –Jimmy Fallon
 


 

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Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

This Sunday, April 4, 2010 picture provided by Bob Benda, a bird rescuer and biology professor at Prince William Sound Community College, shows a female eagle who fell into the snow in Valdez, Alaska. An acrobatic display of passion proved too much for a pair of eagles engaged in a mating dance in Alaska's Prince William Sound. The surviving female bird is recovering from injuries sustained when the winged couple slammed beak first into a hard snow bank in what her rescuers believe was an aerial courting ritual gone awry.
Photo/Bob Benda

 

Peace.

 


 


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